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I've spent nearly 2 hours cleaning up from a phishing email an employee responded to (and mass sent out around 1000 emails to lots of other folks) and my wife texts me about the lovers quarrel.

I'm going on vacation for the next 2 weeks beginning at 3 pm today.

This thread is an outstanding way to finish my work for the day.

18 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I hope the 50 Afrikaaners like CECOT

Nah bro.

Send them back to Africa and South Sudan.

That would be some serious Leopard Eating Face Fuck Around and Find Out

Seriously.  Elmo with the newsflash of "HEY!  Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW.....DONALD TRUMP IS ACTUALLY A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT!"

A revelation ripped from the pages of "Water is Wet Monthly."

He is such an idiot, it won't matter tefflon Donny being a pedophile won't lose him a single vote, however him losing the money base and having GOP senators being told point blank to impeach is what will hurt him. Aka the 3.5 years vs 40+ year threat (being generous here eh musky?)

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46 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

The ultimate leopard face eating would be Trump canceling all of Elon's government handouts and deporting him. Then Elon spills on all the shady stuff he has done to get Trump elected. 

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22 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

The "post your hog" phase will be tonight

piglet....the phrase you're searching for is piglet. 

Honestly feels like this is way ahead of schedule. I figured we'd at least get into year 2 before these two had a massive blowup. 

Full fledged propaganda and misinformation Nazi actually thinks he's in the middle. Oh my, that's awesome.

He also gave $300 million to the Republican candidate. As those of us in the political middle are want to do.
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously.  Elmo with the newsflash of "HEY!  Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW.....DONALD TRUMP IS ACTUALLY A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT!"

A revelation ripped from the pages of "Water is Wet Monthly."

Not going to lie, while obvious, the richest man in the world--who most people assume has had access to lots of concealed documents over the last 5 months--blatantly calling the President a pedophile is unexpectedly awesome.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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piglet....the phrase you're searching for is piglet. 

mushroom vs. mangled

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Honestly feels like this is way ahead of schedule. I figured we'd at least get into year 2 before these two had a massive blowup. 

Honestly I was predicting a month. They only lasted this long because they wanted to prove everyone wrong, they literally ended every meeting with "remember the left predicts we will feud, let's troll them by pretending we are a couple" and it STILL happened. Not even their pit of contempt could topple their egos.

Qanon people are now having the pilot sweating out which button to push between "Be a Trump supporter" or "Be an Elon supporter". 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Honestly feels like this is way ahead of schedule. I figured we'd at least get into year 2 before these two had a massive blowup. 

Really?  As fast-moving as this shitshow has been?  Hell, I'm surprised it took this long.  I mean, we're on a path where it's reasonably likely that in a fit of petulant, childish rage, Trump launches a salvo of nukes at....someone....before the year is out.

When shit falls apart, it falls apart at incredible speed.

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Thank you for your attention to this matter! 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Really?  As fast-moving as this shitshow has been?  Hell, I'm surprised it took this long.  I mean, we're on a path where it's reasonably likely that in a fit of petulant, childish rage, Trump launches a salvo of nukes at....someone....before the year is out.

When shit falls apart, it falls apart at incredible speed.

I originally predicted they'd split in March. They actually beat expectations. 

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a mere 4 months ago...

 

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51 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Full fledged propaganda and misinformation Nazi actually thinks he's in the middle. Oh my, that's awesome.

You haven't heard? Elon is one of those "I'm actually one of you" billionaires. What? You didn't know that was a thing? 

It is nice to see that Elmo‘s political shenanigans will not reflect poorly in any way on Tesla‘s profitability…

 …. Said no shareholder derivative suit attorney ever.

I know all of us saw this coming, but I actually think this hurts Trump way more than it hurts Elon.  X is about to be full on Trump criticism and that’ll help magnify all the corruption claims that everyone not on the left seems to be ignoring.  

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Elon Musk has to be the stupidest motherfucker on earth. 

How this dude became the richest man in America is an indictment of our entire system. 

He is just out there pissing off whomever still doesn't hate him.

Obviously this is great for us. I hope he goes on Joe Rogan and just rips Trump non-stop.

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Well see the thing is Biden isn't a piece of shit like you. Sure, he should've done that but he wasn't going to do that. When Trump goes after Elon's money, that's when it really will go Defcon 1

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania…..

”Wait - you mean to tell me that Trump put that man he now says is crazy in charge of firing all those people maintaining the federal lake campsites that are closed - and that is why my MAGA FISHING WORMS 4 PATRIOTS shop went under!!!???   Trump says he’s like an idiot - but he bankrupted our whole county when Trump put him in charge?   Now that I lost everything I own, I’ll at least be able to get Medicaid for my diabetes meds.”

 

 

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4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

someone please bring screenshots

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My drive-by viewing saw this gem.

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I see Aggies bring the same level of self-awareness to their politics.

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"Big Balls" dropping an "Epstein private collection"  video of Trump getting pegged by a 12-year-old girl is just the ending that I was expecting from this simulation.

Trump will art of the deal this thing and TACO it, Elon knows too much.  He absolutely won the election for him, and obviously the Epstein file thing is not a bluff.

6 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

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My drive-by viewing saw this gem.

Username checks out although he may be having some buyer’s remorse on that Swastikar.

This is kayfabe. They’ll be thick as thieves again in like 2 weeks, I promise. 

If I were one of Elon's DOGE underlings, I believe I'd be updating my resume in the coming days.

 

 

9 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Trump will art of the deal this thing and TACO it, Elon knows too much.  He absolutely won the election for him, and obviously the Epstein file thing is not a bluff.

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1 hour ago, Hawndoh said:

The ultimate leopard face eating would be Trump canceling all of Elon's government handouts and deporting him. Then Elon spills on all the shady stuff he has done to get Trump elected. 

Can you tell me what the power ball numbers are?

While I’m loving this at the moment the skeptic in me thinks this will be us… 

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when we found out we’ve been had…

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