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It's Drake vs. Kendrick for republicans.

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31 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The MAGA grifters are literally tweeting prayers for peace between Elon and Trump. 

We can't build the guillotines fast enough. 

 

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11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Hey everybody it’s a “PsyOp Masterclass”

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27 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Yeah. Women could never be macho enough to post disses on social media. 

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

It is nice to see that Elmo‘s political shenanigans will not reflect poorly in any way on Tesla‘s profitability…

 …. Said no shareholder derivative suit attorney ever.

the market bounced back after the tariff bombs.....

it's against our morals but i'm going to beg the wife to bet on tsla in the morninig when it becomes clear that the boys have told dotard he can't fuck with spacex

not the same company, but the threat to decommission dragon is only the first domino in elmo's fuck-the-dotard with the kung-fu grip.....

orange man took his own net worth down $25b with today's 15% tsla haircut.....    he will wake up in the morning and decide that's a bad plan.....

.... and tsla will jump 10% tomorrow

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

When defending against horrific, defamatory accusations, most savvy public relations pros know it’s best to start out by repeating the allegations.

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21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Hey everybody it’s a “PsyOp Masterclass”

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2 hours ago, Mr. Blutarsky said:

Texags hasn't melted down this much since our game in November.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3545334/1#discussion

this like the 10th post...


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Wouldn't surprise me if this was manufactured, a form of controlled, scripted opposition. It is war with the dims (and some repubs) and the MSM. This is what I would do in a war. Keep your enemy completely misinformed and distracted by things that aren't true. Especially the MSM. They are giddy with this "feud".

3 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Wow this is equal parts hilarious and sad that this is what we are today. Reality Trash TV reaching the world's richest man and the world's most powerful man (by virtue of being the U.S. President) by playing out in something you'd see on an episode of The Surreal House is crazy.

This is literally what half the voters in this country voted for.  This sort of thing was on Trump's resume right after former President/golfer.

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I, for one, hope that Elmo decides to detail of how he helped dotard win. Go on. Spicy details pls gooby 

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I've spent nearly 2 hours cleaning up from a phishing email an employee responded to (and mass sent out around 1000 emails to lots of other folks) and my wife texts me about the lovers quarrel.

I'm going on vacation for the next 2 weeks beginning at 3 pm today.

This thread is an outstanding way to finish my work for the day.

I've, in essence, been playing whack-a-mole at work all day and am just now catching up.  I've missed this level of satisfaction from watching this season of the "administration" for some time now.

3 hours ago, linux said:

He is such an idiot, it won't matter tefflon Donny being a pedophile won't lose him a single vote, however him losing the money base and having GOP senators being told point blank to impeach is what will hurt him. Aka the 3.5 years vs 40+ year threat (being generous here eh musky?)

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40 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Sadly I absolutely do think the Biden DOJ would do that. They had tons of stuff to go after Trump with. But they were too cowardly to do it.

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43 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

38 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Exhibit eleventy billion in the indisputable case of "the guys who talk in all sorts of 'alpha male this, and alpha male that' terms are invariably the most pathetic fucking pussies on the planet."

Bickering like two 12 year old girls is as far from "alpha/high agency" male as you can get.  The fact that there are millions of spineless, pathetic men who look up to THIS as the ideal of masculinity is even more depressing.

I’m just incredulous over this series of events. Yep… total state of disbelief. 

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38 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

24 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Hey everybody it’s a “PsyOp Masterclass”

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I can't think of any better demonstration of manly manfulness outside of College Station, Texas than these two gonads laying Phallocentric and Sun Tzu on me at the same time. 

I went to the source on all things manly. Here's what he said:

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I know manhood. These men are manly!

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Happy Pride Month!

Nsiap

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15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the market bounced back after the tariff bombs.....

it's against our morals but i'm going to beg the wife to bet on tsla in the morninig when it becomes clear that the boys have told dotard he can't fuck with spacex

not the same company, but the threat to decommission dragon is only the first domino in elmo's fuck-the-dotard with the kung-fu grip.....

orange man took his own net worth down $25b with today's 15% tsla haircut.....    he will wake up in the morning and decide that's a bad plan.....

.... and tsla will jump 10% tomorrow

dude

As entertaining as this is, I am legit concerned that Trump might tank the stock market tomorrow out of spite.

18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

The fact that we have legislation referred to as "The One Big Beautiful Bill" is just fucking sad.  Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit f---f---ing infants.

 

/I kid.  I kid (about the second part).  Don't Stassney my Surly.

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Now all the MAGA who bought Teslas in the last year are going to have to try to sell them. 

Pretty sure they’ll just set fire to them and Bondi will charge some immigrant with arson so they can collect the insurance. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

As entertaining as this is, I am legit concerned that Trump might tank the stock market tomorrow out of spite.

Uhhhh, stable genius.

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Over/under on "All EV sales in the United States are illegal" at 9:30 am EST tomorrow.

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41 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Odd.   Our conservative poster friends are not showing up to participate in this discussion. 

@Anastasis i will take you off ignore if you will explain all of this for us

59 minutes ago, retread said:

Going to be a late night as they each get dosed up on ketamine and adderall (or whatever).

Trainers got em in their corners, juicing them up, rubbing them down... "You can do this!"

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

I can't think of any better demonstration of manly manfulness outside of College Station, Texas than these two gonads laying Phallocentric and Sun Tzu on me at the same time. 

I went to the source on all things manly. Here's what he said:

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I know manhood. These men are manly!

Did we ever decide if this is actually a deep state plot to sterilize maga?

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Exhibit eleventy billion in the indisputable case of "the guys who talk in all sorts of 'alpha male this, and alpha male that' terms are invariably the most pathetic fucking pussies on the planet."

Bickering like two 12 year old girls is as far from "alpha/high agency" male as you can get.  The fact that there are millions of spineless, pathetic men who look up to THIS as the ideal of masculinity is even more depressing.

The Onion was satirizing these MAGA alphas 10 years before they even existed. 

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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

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Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the phrase, “Suck my cock” entering the conversation, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.”

I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I’ve got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he’s sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can’t they control their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who’ve come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I’m afraid he’s going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I’ve even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife—even some that haven’t actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can’t seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I’m just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that’s enough. I don’t know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don’t want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I’ve tried all sorts of things, but it’s all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn’t work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don’t take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I’m going to have to resort to drastic measures—like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can’t get much more direct than that.

 

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Elon about to drop Trump nudes all revenge style 

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It's been building up for a while.

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

What a pathetic simp

They all are.  That's one of the many awful truths of MAGA-land.  There are only two types of men in MAGA-land: 1) Donald Trump, and 2) his simps.  That's it.  That's the whole list.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.  I miss YGIFs.  He would fucking love this meltdown.

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I debated posting this response.  Because it could so easily be misconstrued as my being dismissive of our Departed.  But I mean it in reference to his response to the meltdown.  And he loved a good Seinfeld joke.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They all are.  That's one of the many awful truths of MAGA-land.  There are only two types of men in MAGA-land: 1) Donald Trump, and 2) his simps.  That's it.  That's the whole list.

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Just now, dcbc said:

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I debated posting this response.  Because it could so easily be misconstrued as my being dismissive of our Departed.  But I mean it in reference to his response to the meltdown.  And he loved a good Seinfeld joke.

For all we know, YGIF set this whole thing up from Club Cloud Nine.

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

maybe he can have twitter shut down.

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