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Who could have ever guessed that placing the prospects of the American space program in the hands of a drugged-up, narcissist dork would weaken our hand moving forward. Two fucking morons huffing their own rancid farts for the world to see. Yay Amurica. 

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Ok, so I did something stupid and went into some of the Twitter comments and the rubes are asking Grok to help them understand what is going on. Is that a thing that happens now?

How has Elmo not posted a picture of himself eating a taco yet?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok, so I did something stupid and went into some of the Twitter comments and the rubes are asking Grok to help them understand what is going on. Is that a thing that happens now?

Pretty much every top reply is asking Grok to fact check. Usually with hilarious results.

3 minutes ago, Covri said:

Pretty much every top reply is asking Grok to fact check. Usually with hilarious results.

I’ve found that Grok is honest in the same way that the Hal9000 was honest.

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This is one of the smartest but also most niche things I’ve ever said on this site. Somebody is going to say “oh, it’s a 2001 reference.” But it’s NOT

56 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this like the 10th post...


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Wouldn't surprise me if this was manufactured, a form of controlled, scripted opposition. It is war with the dims (and some repubs) and the MSM. This is what I would do in a war. Keep your enemy completely misinformed and distracted by things that aren't true. Especially the MSM. They are giddy with this "feud".

THEY'RE ROBBING YOU!!!

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4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

How has Elmo not posted a picture of himself eating a taco yet?

He isn’t that smart or funny

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5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

How has Elmo not posted a picture of himself eating a taco yet?

Because his meme game actually sucks.

48 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

As entertaining as this is, I am legit concerned that Trump might tank the stock market nuke Mexico tomorrow out of spite.

Fixed for back-of-my-mind doomsday theory.

In before Space X portals to Moscow

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ve found that Grok is honest in the same way that the Hal9000 was honest.

OK, Valentine…

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39 minutes ago, Covri said:

 

Ah yes, that classic conservative move of…

*checks notes*

…nationalizing key industries?

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4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Honestly feels like this is way ahead of schedule. I figured we'd at least get into year 2 before these two had a massive blowup. 

This.

But everything in Trump 2.0 is the same shit…. Just sped up to 2X SPEED.

 

16 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Because his meme game actually sucks.

I was told it was strong

 

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1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

 


Me watching this clip….

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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This guy has definitely jerked off to both of them, probably simultaneously.

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Nice to see the other side resorting to copium for once.
27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok, so I did something stupid and went into some of the Twitter comments and the rubes are asking Grok to help them understand what is going on. Is that a thing that happens now?

 

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@Anastasis i will take you off ignore if you will explain all of this for us

Are you not entertained?

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Y'all just don't get it. Elon and Trump are real mean, with beautiful and perfectly oval balls, encased and bulging in a taut sac, hairless due to the incredible amount of testosterone that forces the follicles to shed. The glistening sweat that hits your tongue has a faint taste of store bought key lime pie. This infuriates the beta left. 

It’s a good thing this slap fight is taking place online because if it was in person, Trump would be Felicia and Elon would be Patricia

 

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26 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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Insane that people believe these two losers are symbols of masculinity.

55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Remember when this website got all up in arms about how terrible that was for the country and blah blah blah. I member 

41 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Ah yes, that classic conservative move of…

*checks notes*

…nationalizing key industries?

As if ideology mattered to the cult, do it Trump, go after Tesla as well. The other companies are useless.

29 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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This dude sucks cock for pleasure, maybe a little bit for business when his personal funds get low…

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5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Remember when this website got all up in arms about how terrible that was for the country and blah blah blah. I member 

I remember only one… 

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

This dude sucks cock for pleasure, maybe a little bit for business when his personal funds get low…

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Oh shit, he hit the African American with go back to Africa. Never mind he just let a bunch of white South Africans into this country on our dime. 

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40 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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Masculinity seems really whiny and stupid.

JFC, I’ve been married/monogamous for a little over 20 years now. Did I miss some era where women just stopped fucking altogether? How did an entire generation get so fucking warped about masculinity and toughness that a tweenage twitter fight is being called manly and not the bitch ass pussy weak ass slap fight that it truly is? It seriously has to be a pandemic level of incel shit.

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