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A couple of years back I listened to the All-in podcast. 4 Silicon Valley tech bros, each ~50. Very wealthy. To me, they became unbearable as the 2024 election approached because even the "liberal" of the group went full on MAGA, and one of them is now in the Trump admin. They're also very aligned with Musk.

I may have to listen in this week but I bet they refuse to discuss other than perhaps saying they hope trump-elon work it out. But maybe they will say something.

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15 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Hey everybody it’s a “PsyOp Masterclass”

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Hey Russ, that pool waitress was just a psyops.

Russ - you think mom’ll buy it?

 

 

21 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Please be real. y'all tell me this is real.

Doesn't matter if it is real or not. This board will resonate the same. 

15 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Hey everybody it’s a “PsyOp Masterclass”

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Hey patriots:  Suppose this is true.  Explain how a government subjecting its citizens to a psyops masterclass promotes "freedom"?

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Doesn't matter if it is real or not. This board will resonate the same. 

Your mom resonates.

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Hey patriots:  Suppose this is true.  Explain how a government subjecting its citizens to a psyops masterclass promotes "freedom"?

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1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Your mom resonates.

Only when you stick the dildo up your ass and tell her to turn it to 11. 

Just now, Goredho said:

Hey patriots:  Suppose this is true.  Explain how a government subjecting its citizens to a psyops masterclass promotes "freedom"?

Man....I can't decide what I'm enjoying more: the inevitable poo-flinging toddler fight between two malignant narcissists, or the insanely idiotic MAGAt copium of "no, see, this is all kayfabe/psyop, it's planned!"....nevermind the idiocy of "planning" something like this, not being able to explain what, exactly, would be the goal/accomplishment of such "plan," etc.

It's just a tornadic shitstorm of idiocy and all of humanity's worst traits, spinning at F-5 speed and spitting out the debris of our former Republic by the metric shitton.  

All I ask is that he complete destruction of this country I love at least be entertaining.....and finally, this timeline is really delivering.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's just a tornadic shitstorm of idiocy and all of humanity's worst traits

aka democracy. 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....I can't decide what I'm enjoying more: the inevitable poo-flinging toddler fight between two malignant narcissists, or the insanely idiotic MAGAt copium of "no, see, this is all kayfabe/psyop, it's planned!"....nevermind the idiocy of "planning" something like this, not being able to explain what, exactly, would be the goal/accomplishment of such "plan," etc.

It's just a tornadic shitstorm of idiocy and all of humanity's worst traits, spinning at F-5 speed and spitting out the debris of our former Republic by the metric shitton.  

All I ask is that he complete destruction of this country I love at least be entertaining.....and finally, this timeline is really delivering.

You know in six months, we're going to be kicking ourselves for not figuring out how to make money off  this poo-flinging, toddler fight.

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Obligatory. I’ll give it until noon before somebody has a Downfall edit out

 

Never gets old. The epitome of infectious laughter.

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Now way Trump came up with “Washington ComPost” himself. That’s like 5th grade level clever. Trump’s insult powers peaked out at remedial kindergarten. 

That's a Mark Levin special

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Washington Compost

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

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"Witch Hunt 3: Enemy Within" is set to begin production in the summer of 2025.

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

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Yes they will. The Democrats are spineless. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That's a Mark Levin special

New York Slimes

Washington Compost

Yep.  I used to listen to that guy on the radio in the car on my way home like 20 years ago, just for the lulz.  Ditto with Alex Jones on radio in Austin when I was in college.  Never did I imagine that people would actually take these people seriously.  It was so obviously performance art, trolling its own listeners, like Beavis and Butthead for slightly older people.

Now they're gazillionaires with massive followings.  Weird world, man.

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CR Poster #1: *posts satirical content*

CR Poster #2: “Is that real? If so, holy shit.”

CR Poster #3: “Not real. But pretty funny.”

CR Poster #2: “Ah. I figured it was too crazy to be real. Still hilarious.”

CR Poster #1: “Yeah, sorry. It’s satire. Thought that was clear.”

Anastasis: “Haha! Y’all completely fell for mainstream media propaganda! You naive idiots will believe anything!

25 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

aka democracy. 

You are very smart.

23 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

He can room with Segal and the Assads

Most fantastic new Reality TV show idea in years?  Yep.  "The Real World: Russian asylum edition."

Just now, Da Fino said:

You are very smart.

It's like pulling a red ball from a bag. 

32 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

He can room with Segal and the Assads

And Edward Snowden.

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They worked to poll this yesterday, fast Trump won the civil war 10-1 among the morons.

13 hours ago, Born to Run said:

That's peak Maga. Its actually manly to act unprofessional, drugged up, irrational or stupid because thats how his toddler supporters act.

One of my landscapers, whose apparently Maga,  lost his cool in a rage fit causing me to terminate the remainder of a 100k contract over three hours of work to fix his fuck up that was inarguably his fault on numerous levels.

Called after three days to tepidly walk it back like a psychotic ex that broke up and went scorched earth.

Nah bro; I don't do business that way nor do my clients. I dont trust you; cant trust you. You quit we moved on. You quit via email.  Thanks for providing it in writing. I'm Applying part of your unpaid amount to client plant allowance.  We already replaced you and covered our ass. Banned from accessing my project at the gate. Fuck off.  He probably lost 500k in business this year because he's never learned to be an adult or manage his anger. We did or referred the bulk of his earnings last year. I've already reached out to recind those refferels.

Of course it's everyone else's fault.  And he will learn nothing.  But he will no longer be my problem excepting his eventual drain on taxes when he goes on social assistance programs that he voted against.

Just the least manly people ever. Snowflake, thin skinned, abusive angry and ultimately fairly powerless.

That's a great post.

This is the antithesis of what a man should be:

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I think the best traits of a man fall where we primarily differ from women: we're physically far more powerful and more prone to violence. A man, a real and good man, demonstrates restraint from using force and doesn't do shamefull things that would cause him to want to hide his face (same goes for women, in this case). There is a place for force; that place is not civilized society.

A man doesn't feel so insecure that he uses a political demonstration to show how dangerous he might be. A confidant man doesn't feel the need for a machine gun to protect himself and threaten others in a government building. Any decent person feels no need to hide their identity.

These are shitwads. 

3 minutes ago, linux said:

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They worked to poll this yesterday, fast Trump won the civil war 10-1 among the morons.

"IT'S NOT A CULT!"......says every member of the cult.

3 minutes ago, linux said:

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They worked to poll this yesterday, fast Trump won the civil war 10-1 among the morons.

I like that the question is "If you had to choose . . .[,]" and there's a "neither" option in the poll.

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I do like that AP, of all news outlets, seems to have at least a vertebrae or two.

I subscribe to them for that reason. It's your best chance to come across the work of solid journalists. 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's a great post.

This is the antithesis of what a man should be:

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I think the best traits of a man fall where we primarily differ from women: we're physically far more powerful and more prone to violence. A man, a real and good man, demonstrates restraint from using force and doesn't do shamefull things that would cause him to want to hide his face (same goes for women, in this case). There is a place for force; that place is not civilized society.

A man doesn't feel so insecure that he uses a political demonstration to show how dangerous he might be. A confidant man doesn't feel the need for a machine gun to protect himself and threaten others in a government building. Any decent person feels no need to hide their identity.

These are shitwads. 

TLDR; these dipshits are what losers think a real man looks like.

26 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Hey patriots:  Suppose this is true.  Explain how a government subjecting its citizens to a psyops masterclass promotes "freedom"?

Dr Evil: Here's the plan. With the Big  Beautiful Bill's fate in the balance, we have Elon publicly call the bill an abomination, I call him crazy, he calls me a pedo and things escalate from there. Then, while our adversaries are fixated on the spectacle, we strike!

Scott: Strike? What, a match? March in protest of working conditions? Your party's appointed most of the Supreme Court. You control both chambers of Congress. You're the imperial president ruling by executive decree in defiance of court orders right now. Just do what you want.

Dr Evil: You ...just ...really don't get it, do you, Scott?

16 hours ago, dcbc said:

NSIAP

 

It's Drake vs. Kendrick for republicans.

Except they're both Drake

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

TLDR; these dipshits are what losers think a real man looks like.

Look at the soy boy over here calling out these patriots. I bet you don't even tan your balls. 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Look at the soy boy over here calling out these patriots. I bet you don't even tan your balls. 

I'm waiting until they put a little SPF 20 in this mix, gotta approach the job deliberately:

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"IT'S NOT A CULT!"......says every member of the cult.

100% correct, but 7/10 is the lowest polling I have ever seen for the cheeto among republicans, 9/10 normal 8/10 the floor, 7/10 unheard of kinda like a preprogramed robot twitching, and you are worried it is going rogue. That is it though the absolute greatest broadside ever given to Chump and it only changed 1 automaton out of 9. Politics insulation plays a part of course, but this is already baked into the model, fundamentally changing this is the only way the country survives.

1 minute ago, linux said:

fundamentally changing this is the only way the country survives.

Spoiler: we don't survive.

The shell and vestiges of the country will persist for a surprisingly long time, but the die has already been cast.  It's over.  It's been over since we had the temerity to elect a black man to be president of a country that has never reckoned with slavery or Jim Crow, which made half the country lose it's goddamned mind and say "if we can't have it all to ourselves, NOBODY CAN!" and then pull the cord on the suicide vest.  

3 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

It’s fake.  Funny tho 

It didn’t follow his mannerisms at all. Seemed obvious to me. 

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15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's a great post.

This is the antithesis of what a man should be:

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Troubles, Dirk, Hordor, William, Radical Larry

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Spoiler: we don't survive.

The shell and vestiges of the country will persist for a surprisingly long time, but the die has already been cast.  It's over.  It's been over since we had the temerity to elect a black man to be president of a country that has never reckoned with slavery or Jim Crow, which made half the country lose it's goddamned mind and say "if we can't have it all to ourselves, NOBODY CAN!" and then pull the cord on the suicide vest.  

Germany survived, but it required 6 million nazis dying in the war and the largest imposed reeducation campaign in history, this campaign was sustained for decades (and ironically what peeved ELMO so much about them)

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's a great post.

This is the antithesis of what a man should be:

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I think the best traits of a man fall where we primarily differ from women: we're physically far more powerful and more prone to violence. A man, a real and good man, demonstrates restraint from using force and doesn't do shamefull things that would cause him to want to hide his face (same goes for women, in this case). There is a place for force; that place is not civilized society.

A man doesn't feel so insecure that he uses a political demonstration to show how dangerous he might be. A confidant man doesn't feel the need for a machine gun to protect himself and threaten others in a government building. Any decent person feels no need to hide their identity.

These are shitwads. 

If second from left is a man, I’m the pope.  

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Most fantastic new Reality TV show idea in years?  Yep.  "The Real World: Russian asylum edition."

We saw it in “for all mankind”

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

You know in six months, we're going to be kicking ourselves for not figuring out how to make money off  this poo-flinging, toddler fight.

i'm kicking myself right now.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

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You - aint - gon - do - shit... sitcho bitchass down and enjoy the tragedy/comedy.

Fox News has this spat next to the all-important "Middle schoolers told to cross-dress, come as 'queer hero' for Pride Spirit Week" story.

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The war was over before it started, now I wait for the guillotine.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

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It is sad to think that doing so would be an act of physical courage. Stochastic terrorism or maybe full on Ba'ath purge at the next State of the Union address.

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