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Angel Reese: Fair pay, anti-sexualization, side eyes, and Missed Buckets

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On 7/29/2025 at 2:07 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

You're the guy whose family has blocked him for posting those AI news articles on Facebook aren't you?

  • 2 weeks later...

Maybe she isn't that bad at shooting layups.

If your dick can’t get hard looking at that then you celebrate Cher’s entire catalog and raid Barry Manilow’s wardrobe. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Probably the best game in two seasons for the Sky's Twin Towers

 

 

And Texas Ex Ariel Atkins

15 hours ago, futureman said:

is the WNBA solvent yet?

They don't need to be as long as someone else keeps paying their bills. The WNBA is the wife who is involved in some multi-level marketing scam to the NBA's gainfully employed husband. 

 

On 8/22/2025 at 1:37 PM, Deej said:

They don't need to be as long as someone else keeps paying their bills. The WNBA is the wife who is involved in some multi-level marketing scam to the NBA's gainfully employed husband. 

 

it's the wife with sourdough bread dreams 

nah you guys are right, lowering the rims would be sexist and bad, i definitely would not be interested in watching this:

 

over this:

 

 

44 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

She’s fucking terrible.

PAY HER WHAT SHE’S OWED!!!!1!

11 hours ago, futureman said:

PAY HER WHAT SHE’S OWED!!!!1!

🤣 

Even with the lowered rim, two of those attempts weren't even dunks really. Rims would probably need to be at 7.5 feet before most of them could dunk with consistency. Which coincidentally is basically the height of the women's volleyball net.

15 hours ago, Derka said:

nah you guys are right, lowering the rims would be sexist and bad, i definitely would not be interested in watching this:

 

over this:

 

 

Are they going to use pop-a-shot balls too?

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

🤣

To her credit, she hit the rim more times than I expected.

20 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Is she guarding herself?  

apparently she’s just never going to get better at this.

 

it’s hard to explain just how unskilled she really is.

 

I love her use of the hestitation dribble not only does it fool no one but also she gets by no one because of her lack of explosion.

On 6/12/2025 at 5:32 PM, ztejas said:

She ain't working at Popeye's.

She may end up having an OnlyFans.

These two things are mot mutually exclusive, there are plenty of OF gals with fake eyelashes working a Popeye.

duncanville would beat either of these teams by 40.

 

9 hours ago, Derka said:

bro whaaaaaaaattttttt:

 

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Like fake throwing a tennis ball for your dog

On 8/27/2025 at 2:55 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

No one scores in the post on my side of the court, not even me.

- Rod B Angel Reese

On a losing team for the first time in her life it sounds like. I wonder if she thought that she was too good to ever be on a bad team. 

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

She apologized.  Said her words were “taken out of context” & “misconstrued”

She misses on AND off the court. 

4 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

She apologized.  Said her words were “taken out of context” & “misconstrued”

She is really dumb. Words have meaning. Use your words better, like a grownup. 

AR learned from her college head coach about how to throw HVL under the bus properly 

If you swapped Reese with A'ja Wilson Chicago would be at worst a .500 team (they're 10-30 right now).

She could stand to look in the mirror. And I mean that metaphorically - since she clearly spends plenty of time doing that for superficial reasons.

She a worse human being than she is athlete. That's pretty amazing. 

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

On a losing team for the first time in her life it sounds like. I wonder if she thought that she was too good to ever be on a bad team. 

Between Maryland and LSU, she was on 4 teams that went a combined 114-20 with a championship in 2023
Wikipedia says in HS, her teams went 30-1, 24-4, and 25-3.  I can't find the junior year record, when she was briefly suspended for punching a player in the face

So far in the W, Chicago is 23-57 in her 1+ season (13-27 last year and 10-30 this year so far with 4 left to play) 

Edited by Js1

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

If you swapped Reese with A'ja Wilson Chicago would be at worst a .500 team (they're 10-30 right now).

She could stand to look in the mirror. And I mean that metaphorically - since she clearly spends plenty of time doing that for superficial reasons.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make - that Angel Reese isn't as good as the 3-time MVP?    No shit.  The fact that A'ja Wilson would struggle to get this team to .500 is exactly the point.   What Angel is is far and away the best player on the Sky roster.  A roster completely mismanaged by a joke of a GM and the worst FO and ownership group in the WNBA (and its not even close).  I expect Reese to leave - just like Fowles and Elena Delle Donne before her.

https://www.sbnation.com/wnba/1078301/angel-reese-comments-chicago-sky-right-mismanagement

 

25 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make - that Angel Reese isn't as good as the 3-time MVP?    No shit.  The fact that A'ja Wilson would struggle to get this team to .500 is exactly the point.   What Angel is is far and away the best player on the Sky roster.  A roster completely mismanaged by a joke of a GM and the worst FO and ownership group in the WNBA (and its not even close).  I expect Reese to leave - just like Fowles and Elena Delle Donne before her.

https://www.sbnation.com/wnba/1078301/angel-reese-comments-chicago-sky-right-mismanagement

 

Man you are quick to defend these girls any time they say some stupid shit. 

The point is that she should be working on her own game and doing what she can to win games instead of dragging her teammates through the mud. She isn't good enough to complain about what's going on around her even if the org is incompetent. 

Once she is balling like Stew or A'ja or Phee then maybe she can much more professionally suggest that her org make some changes.

She also isn't "by far and away" the best player on her team. Cardoso profiles extremely similarly advanced #s wise.

Edited by ztejas

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The point is that she should be working on her own game and doing what she can to win games instead of dragging her teammates through the mud. She isn't good enough to complain about what's going on around her even if the org is incompetent. 

 

It is a small league and you do not want to gain a reputation this early in your career for being a brat and a shitty teammate. 

Because other teams won't want that shit in their locker room if she ever wants out of Chicago or it'll be hard to get good players to want to come to Chicago to play alongside someone who is gonna throw you under the bus. 

Edited by Js1

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man you are quick to defend these girls any time they say some stupid shit. 

The point is that she should be working on her own game and doing what she can to win games instead of dragging her teammates through the mud. She isn't good enough to complain about what's going on around her even if the org is incompetent. 

Once she is balling like Stew or A'ja or Phee then maybe she can much more professionally suggest that her org make some changes.

She also isn't "by far and away" the best player on her team. Cardoso profiles extremely similarly advanced #s wise.

Cardoso should be the best player on the team - she was the #3 pick for a reason - but is entirely too boom or bust game to game to be considered.  She has incredible games and (aside from a 6 game stretch earlier in the year) then disappears.  She can't be counted on to give consistent effort and production.

You don't need to be a 3 time MVP to call out a bullshit FO.  What are they going to do, let her walk?  That's exactly what she's going to want to do in 2 years after Chicago gives up top 3 picks in the 2026 & 2027 (that have already been traded away in swaps) and is unable to sign any FAs.  The Chicago GM traded the #3 pick and possibly the #1 pick in 2026 for Ariel Atkins and then signed 36 year old Sloot to be the PG on a rebuilding team.  They have no clue what they are doing - and the rest of the WNBA, including the players, know it.

 

Looks like she didn’t like getting bodied for the box out and gave an oopsie daisy smack. May have been going in with the left too for the combo but backed off. 

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Between Maryland and LSU, she was on 4 teams that went a combined 114-20 with a championship in 2023
Wikipedia says in HS, her teams went 30-1, 24-4, and 25-3.  I can't find the junior year record, when she was briefly suspended for punching a player in the face

So far in the W, Chicago is 23-57 in her 1+ season (13-27 last year and 10-30 this year so far with 4 left to play) 

It sucks to not have great players on your team to carry you.

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