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16 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

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jk I know there's some one horse Pasadena Texas town too.

And I knew you were talking about Pasadena, CA. Made me laugh though since this reminded me of rumors homeland security once initially dismissed a threat as non-credible since it entailed targeting a refinery in Pasadena, and their high level investigators quickly determined there are no refineries in Pasadena. Fortunately someone eventually realized there's also a Pasadena, Texas.

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12 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

And it s Jim Nabors 92nd birthday.  What are the chances Gomer would shoot another American citizen?  Zero point zero.

Don Knotts wouldn't.  Mostly because Andy wouldn't give him the bullet.

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Not so sure about that. At the gym yesterday, guy in front of me had Jesse Waters on. Among multiple jaw dropping chryons, one was:

"Democrats Root for Berry Pickers"

As in, "haha, imagine defending the immigrant field workers."

1 hour ago, Baconboy said:

And I knew you were talking about Pasadena, CA. Made me laugh though since this reminded me of rumors homeland security once initially dismissed a threat as non-credible since it entailed targeting a refinery in Pasadena, and their high level investigators quickly determined there are no refineries in Pasadena. Fortunately someone eventually realized there's also a Pasadena, Texas.

Should have called it by it's proper name..Stinkadina.  

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Don Knotts wouldn't.  Mostly because Andy wouldn't give him the bullet.

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Barney had a bullet; however, he had to keep it in his pocket. 

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11 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Not so sure about that. At the gym yesterday, guy in front of me had Jesse Waters on. Among multiple jaw dropping chryons, one was:

"Democrats Root for Berry Pickers"

As in, "haha, imagine defending the immigrant field workers."

This country’s priorities are so fucked up. The far right figured out how to unleash rampant selfishness and it’s rotting our country to the core.

White blue collar slobs buy into the notion that they’re a higher class of slob. They get robbed blind by the exploitative class, yet direct their vitriol at other workers because it makes them feel superior. All the while, their own votes are weaving the ubercapitalist rope that will hang them. Useful idiots. 

You would think a group that is overwhelmingly christian would be turned off by such outrageous, obvious anti-christian behavior. And yet

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

You would think a group that is overwhelmingly christian would be turned off by such outrageous, obvious anti-christian behavior. And yet

The Christian Nationalist movement is so antithetical to true Christianity and has been for many years.  These are the same people who think Jesus was the one white guy in the entire Middle East. 

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The Christian Nationalist movement is so antithetical to true Christianity and has been for many years.  These are the same people who think Jesus was the one white guy in the entire Middle East. 

Yeah. I was thinking that most probably fall into one of two categories. 1) Those that were always full of shit and don't give one flying fuck about what Jesus says about how to live life on Earth, and 2) Those that are too stupid to realize the blatant contradiction smacking them in the face on a daily basis.

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I don’t think that’s going to stick.

This is why I am keeping my powder dry.  On paper I should be someone the prosecutors would want on the jury.  White collar, never donated to any campaign, not registered with either party, straight and narrow background.   If I get a jury summons ain't no one getting convicted on shit!

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

This country’s priorities are so fucked up. The far right figured out how to unleash rampant selfishness and it’s rotting our country to the core.

White blue collar slobs buy into the notion that they’re a higher class of slob. They get robbed blind by the exploitative class, yet direct their vitriol at other workers because it makes them feel superior. All the while, their own votes are weaving the ubercapitalist rope that will hang them. Useful idiots. 

Careful mate, that foreigner wants your cookie. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

This country’s priorities are so fucked up. The far right figured out how to unleash rampant selfishness and it’s rotting our country to the core.

White blue collar slobs buy into the notion that they’re a higher class of slob. They get robbed blind by the exploitative class, yet direct their vitriol at other workers because it makes them feel superior. All the while, their own votes are weaving the ubercapitalist rope that will hang them. Useful idiots. 

 

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Careful mate, that foreigner wants your cookie. 

 

8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

Perfection.

20 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

 

The Marines need to send a squad after that guy who blew through a red light! 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

The Christian Nationalist movement is so antithetical to true Christianity and has been for many years.  These are the same people who think Jesus was the one white guy in the entire Middle East. 

Not true. They are also certain that Mary and Joe were hwhite. And that they answered to “Mary” and “Joseph”. 

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5 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

She shot and killed a fucking dog

A puppy. 

8 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Fucking evil cunt.

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We should make an x profile for “Kristi Norm’s dead puppy” and watch the sparks fly. 

are we great again yet?

 

are we great again yet?
 

Those are my dudes. Doesn’t get more “real American” than that.
Fuck you racist Gestapo fuckheads to Hell.

“no mames guey.” 

indeed.

On 6/12/2025 at 6:05 PM, hobbes2702 said:

You think cops protect people? They are the fascist invaders.

slow down, reread it.  

23 hours ago, mchookem said:

appeals court overruled within the past hour per local news, Trump back in charge of CA NG

Not overruled.  No decision at all on the merits.

Rather, an "administrative stay," which means give us a sec to hear some arguments, and hearing scheduled for Tuesday.

22 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Not overruled.  No decision at all on the merits.

Rather, an "administrative stay," which means give us a sec to hear some arguments, and hearing scheduled for Tuesday.

Gave CNN the chance to broadcast this chyron: “Federal Courts side with Trump on National Guard deployment.”

Chaos. 24 hour news channels need it. And do everything they can to foster it. 

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That lady rules. Just pure joy and pride that people are resisting ICE and the Trump regime. I need her energy. 

 

 

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hullabaloo, dinesh dinesh

16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I don’t think that’s going to stick.

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I’m seeing a number of videos with this theme in my ig feed.

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On 6/12/2025 at 7:02 AM, hookem2010 said:

What the fuck is this idiot trying to say here?

Well I read it twice and he is saying that the "good brown people" are being sent home. The CRIMINALS are now applying for these jobs. 

Translation: Somebody in the regime told him that America can't run without these immigrants doing these jobs that no racist white person is going to do so now he's got to bring them back here. Yes he's a moron who is surrounded by other morons.

The Marines on their first day as cops arrest a guy for being black?

It's in the manual...

Just landed. City is on fire, and everyone is dead.

What’s the closest In-N-Out to LAX?

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Just landed. City is on fire, and everyone is dead.

What’s the closest In-N-Out to LAX?

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Just landed. City is on fire, and everyone is dead.
What’s the closest In-N-Out to LAX?

Roscoe’s chicken and waffles is close, that’s my recommendation. It’s the best meal to eat when in an apocalyptic hellscape. That, or Popeyes.
20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Just landed. City is on fire, and everyone is dead.

What’s the closest In-N-Out to LAX?

The In-N-Out is on Camrose.

6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

The In-N-Out is on Camrose.

Near Radford?

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Near Radford?

Our fuckin troubles are over, Dude.

15 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

The In-N-Out is on Camrose.

Those are good burgers BrickHorn

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