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  • Firemans4Horn
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  • berlinerbaer
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    He's playing the martial law card only 140 days into the job. He's all out of ideas. It won't work. Not against 5+ million people in 1800+ locations this Saturday. Smh at some of you fretting ove

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    As an American, I"m just devastated and pwned that the world famous LA Scanner twitter person, someone that I look up to and support publicly and personally, is apparently a convicted felon. I'm doing

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I wish they did. They're doing the bare minimum so far.

Member when twitter was a place to get breaking news and legit live updates? I member. Now we get this as a top post under a hashtag about the LA protests…

 

 

Yeah, take your tough guy ass over to Compton and tell them what's up.

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Long after this is all over with, there will be repercussions for the oppressors.

 

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I mean, Compton has a Starbucks now so…

median home in Compton sells for about 625k 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I mean, Compton has a Starbucks now so…

Well, some 1/6 patriots had better get out there with their bear mace and defend it!

24 minutes ago, Covri said:

Member when twitter was a place to get breaking news and legit live updates? I member. Now we get this as a top post under a hashtag about the LA protests…

 

 

These dipshits will be severely outnumbered. It won't end well for them. 

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7 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

These dipshits will be severely outnumbered. It won't end well for them. 

Editorial: Kyle Rittenhouse was just acquitted. The path toward justice in  America is a rocky one - Los Angeles Times

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24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I mean, Compton has a Starbucks now so…

By the way, there's not a lot of bleks in Compton these days.  It's a Latino town now. 

It’s an old trump flag parade video being repurposed to incite more discontent in Los Angeles. It’s like pre Covid first term trump chaos again but now the socials (thanks to the right) are under the same controls. 

36 minutes ago, Covri said:

Member when twitter was a place to get breaking news and legit live updates? I member. Now we get this as a top post under a hashtag about the LA protests…

 

 

 

2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Don't let this distract everyone from Trump trying to get his unpopular Big Beautiful Bill passed

or last week's elmo catastrophe

or what was the day before that

and the day before that

2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Don't let this distract everyone from Trump trying to get his unpopular Big Beautiful Bill passed

You may not mean it this way, but I don’t believe in the idea that they do things to distract. They just operate in pure chaos. There is a strategy, but no tactics. It’s whatever the orange menace decides to do in the moment. 

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

A Marine battallion is 811.  A platoon is 43.  Where exactly is the 700 number coming from?

 

At full TO&E, a battalion is 811 strong.  With transfers, separations, leave, and illness/injuries, it can be much lower.

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Editorial: Kyle Rittenhouse was just acquitted. The path toward justice in  America is a rocky one - Los Angeles Times

LA and Kenosha are not the same. 

54 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

or last week's elmo catastrophe

or what was the day before that

and the day before that

It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Why it gotta be Swahili?

My girlfriend is from Ethiopia. I used that phrase the other day and she was laughing pretty hard.

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For over fifty years I have been hearing gun owners spew their second amendment bullshit about being armed to combat a tyrannical government from taking over this country.

Well now is the time for all men who believe this to step up and defend their sacred right to bare arms and protect our constitution.

Where the fuck are you assholes ?

1 hour ago, Bevo Num1 said:

These dipshits will be severely outnumbered. It won't end well for them. 

They can’t afford our gas prices. They’ll get stuck in Blythe. 

13 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

My girlfriend is from Ethiopia. I used that phrase the other day and she was laughing pretty hard.

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Does this South Dakota fuckface even know the first thing about L.A.?

 

what some maga grandma that spends all day on Facebook thinks the 2028 Olympics will look like: 

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14 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

For over fifty years I have been hearing gun owners spew their second amendment bullshit about being armed to combat a tyrannical government from taking over this country.

Well now is the time for all men who believe this to step up and defend their sacred right to bare arms and protect our constitution.

Where the fuck are you assholes ?

This is the question. 

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10 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

For over fifty years I have been hearing gun owners spew their second amendment bullshit about being armed to combat a tyrannical government from taking over this country.

Well now is the time for all men who believe this to step up and defend their sacred right to bare arms and protect our constitution.

Where the fuck are you assholes ?

It was always a lie.  Just like how they would claim they would defend free speech.  They don't give a flying fuck about America, the Constitution, Jesus, freedom, or anything else.  They would gleefully have been Nazi's in another time or Inquisitors in a preindustrial role.  They are the same that would claim the old lady that cured their kid is a witch and gleefully watch as she is tortured.  Then accuse your daughter if you tried to beat them to the land grab.   They may accidentally do something good by circumstance, and then spend the rest of their lives being a pos like the bin laden killer also posting about his desire to fuck and enslave young men.   They want guns because they want to play with them or threaten you with them.  That is it.  The biggest gun owners in my family do not hunt and have never hunted.   But they plan on it.  Right after they get their ranch style home, forge, and an army of young men to boss around.   And a lottery winning cause they ain't ever bothered working for that shit.  But it looked cool on TV.

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Does this South Dakota fuckface even know the first thing about L.A.?

 

what some maga grandma that spends all day on Facebook thinks the 2028 Olympics will look like: 

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Tripododaurus.  

41 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

For over fifty years I have been hearing gun owners spew their second amendment bullshit about being armed to combat a tyrannical government from taking over this country.

Well now is the time for all men who believe this to step up and defend their sacred right to bare arms and protect our constitution.

Where the fuck are you assholes ?

Furiously masturbating?

It was always a lie.  Just like how they would claim they would defend free speech.  They don't give a flying fuck about America, the Constitution, Jesus, freedom, or anything else.  They would gleefully have been Nazi's in another time or Inquisitors in a preindustrial role.  They are the same that would claim the old lady that cured their kid is a witch and gleefully watch as she is tortured.  Then accuse your daughter if you tried to beat them to the land grab.   They may accidentally do something good by circumstance, and then spend the rest of their lives being a pos like the bin laden killer also posting about his desire to fuck and enslave young men.   They want guns because they want to play with them or threaten you with them.  That is it.  The biggest gun owners in my family do not hunt and have never hunted.   But they plan on it.  Right after they get their ranch style home, forge, and an army of young men to boss around.   And a lottery winning cause they ain't ever bothered working for that shit.  But it looked cool on TV.

Bro. It’s all worth it. Think about dem kids.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/health/gun-deaths-children.html
16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Tripododaurus.  

Hypothetical. Could you take it in a 1v1?

10 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This is a good test. What do you see when you look at this picture?

Hope. 

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This is the admin's plan, always has been.

Abuse the people, violating all norms and laws.

People respond as they should - by getting pissed off.

Use "pissed off people" as an excuse to deploy paramilitary/Gestapo forces, and then military forces, on US soil and in US cities.

Impose martial law or something that looks a whole lot like martial law.

Suspend elections.

Seize total and complete power.  The courts will be powerless to stop it.  The ballot box will no longer be available.  And any resistance by the people will be much, much harder, because there will be armed troops fucking everywhere.

 

This is not hard, folks.  It's a pretty basic playbook.  And they've been telegraphing/promising it for years now.  We should believe them.

 

You'll never have to vote again. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

By the way, there's not a lot of bleks in Compton these days.  It's a Latino town now. 

You must be skirting around the edges. We still in there.

2 hours ago, Bevo Num1 said:

LA and Kenosha are not the same. 

Though, I would love to see him try. He would get a few rounds off. Then you would hear this........

 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

So what can we do?

 

20 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

General strike.

We're getting there. We need to follow Organized Labor's lead with that one.

Until then, get yourself to a demonstration. The No Kings rallies are going to be BIG this Saturday. Already 1800 are planned nationwide. For comparison, the Hands Off protests had 1500 locations. My burb had 300 show up to a random library back then. This go around, it'll be in the busiest commercial center in the city. Other events across the country are similarly leveling up. I won't be surprised if 10 million show up in total. Don't miss out. Bring a sign that's Surly worthy.

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

Lefties are limp wristed soy boy beta cucks but also violent mobs of insurrectionists that can only be subdued by the U.S. Marines. 

This country isn't worth saving, it just isn't, let it die already.

There isn't a choice anymore. It's killing itself rapidly. 

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

For over fifty years I have been hearing gun owners spew their second amendment bullshit about being armed to combat a tyrannical government from taking over this country.

Well now is the time for all men who believe this to step up and defend their sacred right to bare arms and protect our constitution.

Where the fuck are you assholes ?

Go ask this brittle, ignorant redneck choker you constantly blow on the football boards 

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“Hermanator I bet you can’t turn any thread into a Quinn Ewers discussion”

Hermanator: “Hold my zima”

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Hermanator I bet you can’t turn any thread into a Quinn Ewers discussion”

Hermanator: “Hold my zima”

Fuck Quinn Ewers. Now that he can't win my school a title anymore the fascist hillbilly can eat a dick and break a neck.

He'll fit in nicely with the authoritarian loving Cubans in South Florida until he gets cut in August

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31 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Fuck Quinn Ewers. Now that he can't win my school a title anymore the fascist hillbilly can eat a dick and break a neck.

He'll fit in nicely with the authoritarian loving Cubans in South Florida until he gets cut in August

Those Southlake hillbillies are something else.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This is the admin's plan, always has been.

Abuse the people, violating all norms and laws.

People respond as they should - by getting pissed off.

Use "pissed off people" as an excuse to deploy paramilitary/Gestapo forces, and then military forces, on US soil and in US cities.

Impose martial law or something that looks a whole lot like martial law.

Suspend elections.

Seize total and complete power.  The courts will be powerless to stop it.  The ballot box will no longer be available.  And any resistance by the people will be much, much harder, because there will be armed troops fucking everywhere.

 

This is not hard, folks.  It's a pretty basic playbook.  And they've been telegraphing/promising it for years now.  We should believe them.

 

exactly. attack at the margins and when you get any response always escalate. rinse and repeat. 

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You know what? I'd rather eat dinner with an "illegal" than a racist MAGA asshole.  One is only trying to survive. The other pledges fealty to a sociopathic narcissist felon who's doing everything he can to wreck this country. 


 

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16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You know what? I'd rather eat dinner with an "illegal" than a racist MAGA asshole.  One is only trying to survive. The other pledges fealty to a sociopathic narcissist felon who's doing everything he can to wreck this country. 


 

Well, all that and the food will be 1000x better.

43 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You know what? I'd rather eat dinner with an "illegal" than a racist MAGA asshole.  One is only trying to survive. The other pledges fealty to a sociopathic narcissist felon who's doing everything he can to wreck this country. 


 

The best thing I say to these people who are against the illegals in America is that they are here due to decisions made by the United States in the 60’s and 70’s. The unintended consequences are countries that never fully stabilized. We created hell for these people and then have the temerity to not let them seek work and a better life here. That is point blank what evil looks like. 

51 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

That is point blank what evil looks like. 

Contrast and compare:

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