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#601
40 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Cry harder boomer

 

The fact that you think "boomer" is anywhere near as insulting as "bootlicker" tells us all we need to know.

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#602
1 hour ago, Zeus said:

I agree, abolish the federal government and Texas secede and rule itself. 

I'm seriously asking. Are you really so dumb that you believe in Texas secession? If not, why in the hell do you spend time pretending to be that dumb? You don't have to even answer but maybe take a good look at yourself and ponder that.

#603
16 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

The video does a fine job of shaming. And I hope that restaurant remains safe.

And it won't.  It will be among the next targets of the raids.  Because we can't allow any dirty browns who have the temerity of acting like good citizens around.  It's bad press.  Better round 'em all up and shove them in a hole.

I'm dead serious.  "Good brown people" are more dangerous to the Regime than "bad brown people."  Because they show that we're all human beings.  And that's one message the Regime cannot and will not accept.

#605
1 hour ago, Zeus said:

I’m somewhere between “dead cops” and “boot licking” 

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The horror!

Quick, where are my pearls?

#606
42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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It seems MAGA has a consensus regarding the language it wants to use to replace the wording on the plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty ("Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses," etc.).

#607
13 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I'm seriously asking. Are you really so dumb that you believe in Texas secession? If not, why in the hell do you spend time pretending to be that dumb? You don't have to even answer but maybe take a good look at yourself and ponder that.

lol, do you really think self reflection is one of his strong suits?

#609

HED: Senate Republicans to Trump: Sic the Military on L.A.

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As JVL noted Sunday night, it’s possible that we’ve entered one of the most dangerous weeks in recent American history. That sense of threat has a lot to do with the president’s eagerness to use the military against U.S. citizens. Yesterday, the Trump administration mobilized a battalion of 700 Marines stationed at Twentynine Palms, California, after giving them instructions over the weekend to assume “prepared to deploy status should they be necessary to augment and support the DoD’s protection of federal property and personnel efforts.” Trump also activated the National Guard, the first time a president has done so in opposition to the will of a governor since the Civil Rights movement.

Before making my way into the Capitol on Monday—lawmakers don’t hold votes until the evening on the first day of the week—I sought out some Republican senators to ask them for their thoughts on the president’s actions. Were they concerned about this sudden and dramatic escalation? Did the specter of the military clamping down on U.S. citizens as they protested strike some concern within them? Nope and. . . nope. The ones who spoke with me actually seemed eager to see American troops occupy America’s second-largest city.

“I think he needs to restore order,” said Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas). “I’m mainly concerned about public safety and the president has clearly got authority in his federal capacity to deal with the National Guard. So, plenty of precedent.”

“I don’t think that the president had any choice,” said Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.). “These weren’t just protests—these were riots. And it was clear that the governor and the mayor—the mayor’s idea of containment was to give them a hug and a cup of hot cocoa. And the president did what he had to do.”

As for whether he was okay with the Marines being deployed as well, Kennedy told me bluntly, “If they’re needed, yeah.”

“I don’t think they’ll do it unless it’s legal,” he added. “But if it’s necessary to contain the riots, yeah. We need to send whatever we have to end [the riots].”

Frankly, it’s hard to imagine an action of Trump’s that Kennedy and other Republicans would object to or not find “legal.” Kennedy’s words suggest as much: If the administration is doing it, it must be legal. You can’t come much closer to saying “the administration cannot do wrong” without just saying it.

The closest thing to criticism over Trump’s use of the guard and military in L.A. I heard from a Republican lawmaker was a comment from Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.). The chairman of the Armed Services Committee told me, “I was encouraged to hear that the mayor stated that the city and the federal government are now working collaboratively, and I think that’s the way it should be.”

Except, Wicker seems to not be aware of what’s actually happening. Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass actually called the administration’s activation of National Guardsmen “a chaotic escalation,” adding in a later press conference:

“Let’s be real about this: This is about another agenda. It’s not about public safety. There is clearly no plan, and I want the people of Los Angeles to know that we stand with all Angelenos no matter where you were born.”

There might not be a plan, but there is a longstanding desire. Trump has fantasized about using the military against citizens for much of his political career. In the summer of 2020, he was eager to deploy U.S. soldiers against civilians protesting in various cities across the United States, according to former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper.

“I lived through that, and I saw over the summer of 2020 where President Trump and those around him wanted to use the National Guard in various capacities in cities such as Chicago and Portland and Seattle,” Esper said in a 2024 interview. “But my sense is his inclination is to use the military in these situations, whereas my view is that’s a bad role for the military,” Esper said. “It should only be law enforcement taking those actions.”

“I think President Trump has learned, the key is getting people around you who will do your bidding, who will not push back, who will implement what you want to do,” Esper added. “And I think he’s talked about that, his acolytes have talked about that, and I think loyalty will be the first litmus test.”

This is all in keeping with Trump’s inhumane—but mostly unimplemented—ideas about how to better secure the southern border from migrants, which have included building moats filled with alligators and snakes and shooting migrants in the legs.

These desires from the president are, at this point, well known. What wasn’t entirely clear was how Republican senators would respond to them when they were put into action. We’re getting our first taste of that now and it’s distressing.
#610
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And it won't.  It will be among the next targets of the raids.  Because we can't allow any dirty browns who have the temerity of acting like good citizens around.  It's bad press.  Better round 'em all up and shove them in a hole.

I'm dead serious.  "Good brown people" are more dangerous to the Regime than "bad brown people."  Because they show that we're all human beings.  And that's one message the Regime cannot and will not accept.

And meanwhile Holman is saying with a straight face that they've rounded up rapists, murderers, pedophiles, etc, just in these LA raids.  Really, you are raiding garments factories and Home Depot labor pools for "the worst of the worst?"  So fucking disingenuous and despicable.

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Speaker Johnson to reporters on the difference in his attitude to violent rioters in LA versus in DC on Jan 6: “Everybody wants me to re-litigate January 6. I’m not going to do that. There's a very clear distinction between the two.” He says LA rioters are “destroying property.”

 

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#612
50 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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I mean, that is a pretty strong argument against immigration

#614

Left wingers want Nazis to stay in their little hollars, have their meetings amongst themselves, and eventually die, hopefully having never created any real havoc.  They don't really think of using Nazis as an avenue to power.

Right Wing:  Get government officials to wear masks to piss people off.  Bait those pissed off people to the extent you can, and lie about their actions, and use that to gain political power.

Unabashedly using violence as a tool.

 

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#615
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

There is no "migrant invasion" in LA.  Yes, immigrants, legal and illegal, make up a large part of our population.  But the overwhelming majority are just woven into our fabric, performing jobs many US Citizens would simply not do- dishwashers, hotel maids, gardeners, construction laborers, etc, etc, etc.  Trump is fanning the flames of a false narrative, and then ramping up the conflict he is creating.  And he loves it.  I wish he would just do everyone a favor and just coronary out.

so true.  They aren't Mexicans or whatever...they're just Californians.  They have  become a part of who we are, and I love them. In fact, I had some trees that were out of control, and I called my regular guy for the last 10 years or so.  This morning, 4 rapists/murderers came in my kitchen for a cup of coffee, and then banged out the trees. 

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#616
26 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

And meanwhile Holman is saying with a straight face that they've rounded up rapists, murderers, pedophiles, etc, just in these LA raids.  Really, you are raiding garments factories and Home Depot labor pools for "the worst of the worst?"  So fucking disingenuous and despicable.

True.  On the other hand, they spend way too much time at the coffee bar at AMPM. Mixing sugar and creme into their coffee like it's a science experiment.

#617
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

No, I’ve never held or voiced that opinion. I was born, raised, educated, worked, and raised a family in this state. It is my home, and I will stand my ground against any traitor to the traditional Texan spirit, embodying the notions of 'live and let live,' the 'Golden Rule,' and opposition to authoritarian tyranny.

America is also my home, and I believe in the US Constitution and all its Civil Rights, including the inalienable ones: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

You don't believe in any of that shit, which makes you both un-Texan and un-American. Go back to whatever shithole your ancestors fled from. You don't belong here.

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He can go fuck himself.

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just know that when he dies of old age it doesn’t matter where you think he goes, dieworkwearguy will give them fashion advice and saint peter will welcome him to the pearly gates where he will probably outfit peter himself [contains quote post or other embedded content]

I debated whether to share my story on here, but I guess I will.  I think there's an idea out there that millions of violent criminals are pouring across the border, carrying machetes and drugs, looking to harm Americans. Certainly, while some people fall into that category, the vast majority of undocumented immigrants don't.  My family escaped Vietnam after the Tet Offensive and went through an arduous journey that eventually landed them in the Canada. My father worked there for a time as a janitor; my mother, a secretary. When work fell through, my dad was offered to work with his sister in the United States, so he went, as our family needed money. He ended up staying in the US longer than he was supposed to — not knowing immigration laws — and asked my mom to come be with him. Of course, she went and carried me over the border while I was still a baby.  I'm still unsure whether we technically broke an immigration law. The border between Canada and the United States was pretty porous (as it is today, for the most part). But either way, since I came here without legal documentation, I eventually fell into the category of being an undocumented immigrant. Yet, I've been in the United States since I was a baby. My identity and roots are very much based in this country, no different from anyone else.   The lack of legal immigration has totally shaped my life. It has made every interaction with the law much scarier. It has shaped which opportunities I could or could not get. It has taken an emotional toll, as this legal issue hangs over your head like a black cloud.
There are millions of people in my situation — people who were brought here as children, some babies, and were unable to raise their hand during this process and say "maybe we should hire a lawyer." Parents may have crossed the border not knowing about the law, as the law can be pretty confusing and lawyers are expensive. Perhaps, in the end, they should have hired a lawyer; but sometimes life is messy. In the end, they crossed for the same reason many people rise every day: to support their families.  I think it's unreasonable to deport millions of people who have contributed positively to society. It's simply not true that the majority of these people are violent criminals carrying drugs. Many own small businesses; many work as skilled laborers (including garment workers!). The vast majority are good, honest people. For those of us who grew up in the United States, sending us "back" to our "home" country would mean sending someone to a foreign land, as they grew up in the United States. Tearing families apart based on immigration status seems inhumane.  About twenty years ago, I watched with some small measure of hope that the Dream ACT would pass and help a portion of undocumented immigrants. I saw people march angrily in the streets (something I supported). But I was dismayed to see nothing really come about. In fact, when Obama passed DACA, I was skeptical that it would be sensible to give your information to the federal government without a guaranteed path to citizenship. It seems that the Trump administration may use those lists to hunt down immigrants.  I think the ICE sweeps are inhumane. I support and admire the protestors who are putting their bodies on the line for non-violent resistance. Ultimately, I think we need to solve this issue on a systemic level. It's unreasonable to me to expect that the government will deport some 10-20 million people. Even deporting 1 million will cause an insane amount of chaos, not to mention an incredible amount of wastef…
I have seen people march on this issue, only for it to be dropped later and dissolve into quiet grumbles. In the end, nothing is done for immigrants. Time passes until decades later, we have another political crisis like the one we have today. This cycle seems unsustainable. I hope people sustain this energy to solve the immigration issue and put undocumented immigrants — most who are peaceful, skilled, and hard-working citizens — on a path to citizenship. As time continues to go by, many undocumented immigrants are seeing their lives wasted away.   If you care about this issue, I hope you get involved on the long haul: volunteer for pro-immigrant groups, donate to mutual aid, and perhaps pursue career paths that help people in this situation. I was moved to read someone on here say that, when they found their employee was undocumented, they helped them get a green card. The path was difficult, as our immigration system is broken (it took them 11 years). But I can tell you that this is like pulling someone drowning in raging waters.   Ultimately, I hope me sharing this story helps push back against the idea that all undocumented immigrants are MS-13 members. I know many people in my position and they are all like your neighbors.

#619

Public safety bullshit by mfers who are not here. I took the bus yesterday and today to work. My route takes 6th street downtown through skid fucking row. No one is unsafe unless it is the cops starting shit with you and even they are pretty chill downtown most of the time unless directed by moron bullshit leadership to do stupid shit like now.

#620
1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

skid fucking row

Did you wave to Sebastian Bach?

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#621

hearing reports that ICE is in the aisles of 99 Ranch (Asian) Market in fucking Irvine. Irvine.  Irvine with the lowest fucking crime rates imaginable.  Ranked as the "safest city in America" for  decades.  Great idea to focus on Irvine, you fat orange cunt.

#623
20 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

My route takes 6th street downtown through skid fucking row.

Ya know Park Avenue leads tuh...

#624
2 hours ago, bolverk said:

the traditional Texan spirit, embodying the notions of 'live and let live,' the 'Golden Rule,' and opposition to authoritarian tyranny

Right, and drive friendly, the Texas way. Just as accurate. 

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#625
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Right, and drive safely, the Texas way. Just as accurate. 

Ah, the days when you’d pull on to the shoulder to let a faster driver pass.

#626

also where the fuck our our 2A fanbois decrying the President siccing the National Guard and Marines on civilians? Here's that fucking tyranny you've been waiting for. Go show them!

#627
16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

also where the fuck our our 2A fanbois decrying the President siccing the National Guard and Marines on civilians? Here's that fucking tyranny you've been waiting for. Go show them!

They're too busy jerking off to ICE raids.

#628
19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

also where the fuck our our 2A fanbois decrying the President siccing the National Guard and Marines on civilians? Here's that fucking tyranny you've been waiting for. Go show them!

Bunch of them working for ICE

#629
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

This morning, 4 rapists/murderers came in my kitchen for a cup of coffee, and then banged out the trees. 

So phrasing is just not something we pay attention to any more?

#630
9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Bunch of them working for ICE

Or, just putting on the “uniform” and doing what ICE does, without being employed by ICE.

#633
5 hours ago, 'stache said:

Even still, I don't do it in mixed or professional company, just here among you assholes and with my likeminded drinking buddies.

Everything is fair game when you know your audience and they know you. You can always go for the joke without worrying that you'll be mistaken for being serious. Who doesn't use a yokel voice to speak the words of the idiot right including all manner of their foul prejudice? I'll say just about anything in that voice if I am among good friends.

Like I said, I'm not dying on this hill in the name of a shitstain like Abbott. I'll just add that going after someone for being ugly or fat or crippled is pretty low form of wit. I don't use the standards of the deplorables for much of my behavior. I'll happily go as low as anyone to defeat them but only to the extent necessary and, I must admit, gratifying.

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The seat belt's stuck!

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#634
5 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

This is all thanks to that stupid Taco meme

The left need not apologize for the right's behavior when offended.  Offend away.  Draw them out.  Make them furious.  They're going to act reprehensibly anyway, might as well poke the bear.  

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#635
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

also where the fuck our our 2A fanbois decrying the President siccing the National Guard and Marines on civilians? Here's that fucking tyranny you've been waiting for. Go show them!


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#636
8 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

This is all thanks to that stupid Taco meme

No, this is because Trump has wanted to do this since 2020 (if not much earlier).

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#637
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The left need not apologize for the right's behavior when offended.  Offend away.  Draw them out.  Make them furious.  They're going to act reprehensibly anyway, might as well poke the bear.  

I don't disagree. Im just saying

The best thing to do is keep laughing in his face

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#639
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

hearing reports that ICE is in the aisles of 99 Ranch (Asian) Market in fucking Irvine. Irvine.  Irvine with the lowest fucking crime rates imaginable.  Ranked as the "safest city in America" for  decades.  Great idea to focus on Irvine, you fat orange cunt.

Well, Compton proved too difficult for those pussy ass cowards so the next logical step is the nice Koreans. Gwenchana 🫰🏼

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#641
All the people I still know in LA laugh and laugh when they hear that "Los Angeles is burning." I made a couple of maps to show just how tiny and localized the protests are. GOPers are working really hard to make an excuse for declaring martial law. People should be very wary of that. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

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1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

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The "clear distinction" that johnson is referring to:

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#646

Kim Kardashian has more sense than people in DT. Let that sink in.

#647
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

hearing reports that ICE is in the aisles of 99 Ranch (Asian) Market in fucking Irvine. Irvine.  Irvine with the lowest fucking crime rates imaginable.  Ranked as the "safest city in America" for  decades.  Great idea to focus on Irvine, you fat orange cunt.

Well you know they aren't going to Hyde Park. The 60's will run them up out of there. Lol

#648

Plan accordingly -  protests planned across #Houston Saturday. Here's the times and locations:

Houston City Hall 
10am-12pm 

Sugarland Town Square 
12-2 pm 

Katy City Hall 
12-1pm

Cypress (19823 NW Fwy)
10am-12pm

Kingwood & W Lake Houston Pkwy
9:30am-12pm

Conroe City Hall
1-4pm

#650
On 6/9/2025 at 7:55 PM, Pancho said:

I mean, Compton has a Starbucks now so…

 

dutch bros >>> starbucks 

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