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I'm no big Starbucks fan, but Dutch bros is coffee for 12 year-olds.

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46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Plan accordingly -  protests planned across #Houston Saturday. Here's the times and locations:

Houston City Hall 
10am-12pm 

Sugarland Town Square 
12-2 pm 

Katy City Hall 
12-1pm

Cypress (19823 NW Fwy)
10am-12pm

Kingwood & W Lake Houston Pkwy
9:30am-12pm

Conroe City Hall
1-4pm

Conroe on Saturday 

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15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

dutch bros >>> starbucks 


They don’t even sell coffee…

 

14 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I'm no big Starbucks fan, but Dutch bros is coffee for 12 year-olds.


Chocolate milk extra sugar and a shot of espresso in a 32oz cup. It’s objectively the worst place to get a coffee bean based drink.

4 hours ago, cmontexas said:

This is all thanks to that stupid Taco meme

Aldhani, Tacos....whatever it takes

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51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

dutch bros >>> starbucks 

Both those places suck

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Newsom just gave an address tonight.

 

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Newsom just gave an address tonight.

 

This will not be received well by trump. This month is going to suck. 

8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Both those places suck

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cant believe anyone over the age of 25 would drink “coffee” at either of those shitholes

Just now, Da Fino said:

This will not be received well by trump. This month is going to suck. 

No, it won’t, but all of it needed to be said.

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Newsom just gave an address tonight.

 

I like the message, but has he always talked like Christopher Walken?

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I like the message, but has he always talked like Christopher Walken?

First time I've ever seen him speak in any sort of formal setting. Some of his speaking quirks jumped out, but I don't give a single fuck.

3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

This will not be received well by trump. This month is going to suck. 

Trump isn’t going to like anything that needs to be said by people that matter

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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cant believe anyone over the age of 25 would drink “coffee” at either of those shitholes

Only coffee I get from chain places is a nitro cold brew at black rock. It’s pretty solid but it’s also just a black coffee

12 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Newsom just gave an address tonight.

 

Cliff notes

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Only coffee I get from chain places is a nitro cold brew at black rock. It’s pretty solid but it’s also just a black coffee

Cliff notes

He called out our Hurr Durr Fuhrer on all the bullshit in very strong terms, itemizing the list of illegal, unconstitutional shit and basically saying explicitely that Donny Fuckwad wants to be a dictator.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I like the message, but has he always talked like Christopher Walken?

He'd be damned if Trump was gonna get his greasy orange hands on his city. 

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Newsom just gave an address tonight.

 

Fuck, I feel like I am watching a movie. 

 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

He'd be damned if Trump was gonna get his greasy orange hands on his city. 

He should come out after dotard’s stupid response with:

You’re talking to me all wrong. It’s the wrong tone. 
 

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@hobbes2702 and others who don't feel like watching Newsom's address.

Quick NYTimes write-up below. I'm sure there will be more written later in other media. This feels like a showdown.

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Gov. Gavin Newsom made the case in a televised address Tuesday evening that President Trump’s decisions to send military forces to immigration protests in Los Angeles have put the nation at the precipice of authoritarianism.

The California governor urged Americans to stand up to Mr. Trump, calling it a “perilous moment” for democracy and the country’s long-held legal norms.

“California may be first, but it clearly won’t end here,” Mr. Newsom said, speaking to cameras from a studio in Los Angeles. “Other states are next. Democracy is next.”

“Democracy is under assault right before our eyes — the moment we’ve feared has arrived,” he added.

Mr. Newsom spoke on the fifth day of protests in Los Angeles against federal immigration raids that have sent fear and anger through many communities in Southern California. He said Mr. Trump had “inflamed a combustible situation” by taking over California’s National Guard, and by calling up 4,000 troops and 700 Marines.

The governor is considered a possible Democratic presidential candidate in 2028, and his Tuesday night speech, called “Democracy at a Crossroads,” sounded national in scope. It aired on some national networks and on Mr. Newsom’s social media accounts.

The current political standoff has made it possible for Mr. Newsom to have a wider platform, and he has jousted with President Trump and Republicans for several days in interviews and on social media.

“Authoritarian regimes begin by targeting people who are least able to defend themselves.,” Mr. Newsom said in his speech. “But they do not stop there. Trump and his loyalists thrive on division because it allows them to take more power and exert even more control.”

The address was an unusual move for Mr. Newsom, who has dyslexia and dislikes reading from a teleprompter to deliver formal speeches. But he has been using every communication channel possible to raise alarms about the extraordinary measures Mr. Trump has taken to mobilize the military for domestic uses.

Not since the civil rights movement in the 1960s has a president sent National Guard troops to quell unrest without the support of the state’s governor.

“I ask everyone to take the time to reflect on this perilous moment,” he said, “a president who wants to be bound by no law or constitution, perpetrating a unified assault on American traditions.”

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

@RomaVicta what’s the neg for lol?

He is a tea only guy.

Just now, F250 said:

He is a tea only guy.

Down with the British. Down with King George 

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13 minutes ago, bolverk said:

He called out our Hurr Durr Fuhrer on all the bullshit in very strong terms, itemizing the list of illegal, unconstitutional shit and basically saying explicitely that Donny Fuckwad wants to be a dictator.

More people standing up. That can only be good.

Some will diminish his effort because it may have no effect, but that's defeatism and poison to the stirrings of a movement. I have no idea where this goes, but I am pessismistic. That doesn't diminish my happiness to hear that address.

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

@RomaVicta what’s the neg for lol?

Stupid arguments over opinions as though they are facts in the middle of a thread that actually has some real relevance.

Coffee preference is an opinion the same as bbq, chili, and every other idiotic thing some people here choose to pontificate about. Nobody gives a shit. Nobody respects your tastebuds more than their own. It's an idiotic source of pride and display.

My anger was piqued by reading that shit in the middle of the real discussion. It's metaphor for the easily distracted populace of this country. Too many (not you or the others I negged, or at least most of you) people in this country give all subjects equal weight at best or have profoundly misplaced ideas of what is actually important to their lives.

There's nothing I can do about it. But I don't have to like or just smile all the time. I'm aligned with most of you on most things, but fuck this shit.

The NYT bravely quoted him. CNN likely did the same thing. Now they can turn it over to their both-sides panel before leaping into agitated talk about how this will affect the polls. All thought of the biggest news story of their lives will be put off as they bend to their templates.

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Stupid arguments over opinions as though they are facts in the middle of a thread that actually has some real relevance.

Coffee preference is an opinion the same as bbq, chili, and every other idiotic thing some people here choose to pontificate about. Nobody gives a shit. Nobody respects your tastebuds more than their own. It's an idiotic source of pride and display.

My anger was piqued by reading that shit in the middle of the real discussion. It's metaphor for the easily distracted populace of this country. Too many (not you or the others I negged, or at least most of you) people in this country give all subjects equal weight at best or have profoundly misplaced ideas of what is actually important to their lives.

There's nothing I can do about it. But I don't have to like or just smile all the time. I'm aligned with most of you on most things, but fuck this shit.

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

snappy.

It’s a thread on a message board. You need to smoke some weed and chill out or something 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

So when Newsom disappears tomorrow, what’s the plan?

Pickup some Starbucks or Dutch bros?

I didn't know he has dyslexia. That was a thorough take-down. My only beef w/Gavin has been the weird Charlie Kirk podcast and capitulation on trans people in athletics, which is a nuanced situation best addressed by regulatory bodies. He can redeem himself if he is the best one to poke the Trump bear. Most others seem too cowardly.

8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Pickup some Starbucks or Dutch bros?

The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. LA’s hometown coffee chain.

Shitty overpriced corporate coffee talk not going away.

8 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Give no quarter to the trolls

Do not share them, stich them, comment

Or reply

Do not feed their energy

You cannot change their mind

It is not theirs

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Agreed, lock up the trolls

That speech by Newsom makes me embarrassed for the muffled shit we get from Abbott with his head buried firmly up dotard’s ass.

The AB fucking Newsom's wife side thread is hilarious. 

 

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Both those places suck

 

if im bumping around and see a dutch bros, im pulling in and getting something. good bang for the buck 

30 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

It’s a thread on a message board. You need to smoke some weed and chill out or something 

You asked a question. I answered your question. Now you seem to be covering your embarrassment.

I'm not looking for a feud. I told you why I negged you. It seemed to rub you the wrong way.

Feel free to return to the Tired Meme Store to respond. You have the last word and a good evening.

Just now, RomaVicta said:

You asked a question. I answered your question. Now you seem to be covering your embarrassment.

I'm not looking for a feud. I told you why I negged you. It seemed to rub you the wrong way.

Feel free to return to the Tired Meme Store to respond. You have the last word and a good evening.

My embarrassment lol? Jesus dude. 
Internet, serious business.

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The AB fucking Newsom's wife side thread is hilarious. 

 

high quality GIF

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Plan accordingly -  protests planned across #Houston Saturday. Here's the times and locations:

Houston City Hall 
10am-12pm 

Sugarland Town Square 
12-2 pm 

Katy City Hall 
12-1pm

Cypress (19823 NW Fwy)
10am-12pm

Kingwood & W Lake Houston Pkwy
9:30am-12pm

Conroe City Hall
1-4pm

 

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

Conroe on Saturday 

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It’s been a while since I’ve lived in the Houston area but…..

Sugarland Town Square 
12-2 pm 

Katy City Hall 
12-1pm

Cypress (19823 NW Fwy)
10am-12pm

Kingwood & W Lake Houston Pkwy
9:30am-12pm

Conroe City Hall
1-4pm

 

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11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Shitty overpriced corporate coffee talk not going away.

Local go-to?

I don’t know any great places in Austin I go to Desnudo because my wife likes the empanadas nearby.

in Galveston it’s MOD

Proletariat pretty good too


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Good vibes and scenery for the overpriced coffee. 

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Zeus having a wife might be the most shocking thing in this thread 

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Good vibes and scenery for the overpriced coffee. 

Look at Centro on GuadaLOOP. Hum a tune from 2001 back when it was already a coffee shop but seems like it was a different name. My last Austin hang-out before I shifted to a new career of annoying bartenders in other countries.

Anyway, main thing I remember is they had loyalty cards where you'd get a freebie after so many stamps. Invariably when I go in for the freebie, my server would be a young woman who would refuse to give me black coffee and would badger me into whatever her favorite birthday-cake-dumped-into-a-cup was. I pretty much always folded.

No idea where I got the money for boughten coffee.

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1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Only coffee I get from chain places is a nitro cold brew at black rock. It’s pretty solid but it’s also just a black coffee

Cliff notes

fuck donald trump.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

More people standing up. That can only be good.

Some will diminish his effort because it may have no effect, but that's defeatism and poison to the stirrings of a movement. I have no idea where this goes, but I am pessismistic. That doesn't diminish my happiness to hear that address.

You know Trump drinks Dutch bros coffee.  Theres absolutely no doubt. 

51 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The AB fucking Newsom's wife side thread is hilarious. 

 

And yet your go-to is accusing others of social media brain rot. Curious.

Just now, aggie08 said:

And yet your go-to is accusing others of social media brain rot. Curious.

His brand of brain rot is just fine. We all know it rotted a long time ago. 

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