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#951
Just now, Sbbruin said:

Cunt is a verboten word in front of my wife, no matter who it is directed at.  I made no apologies to her today for calling Noem a fucking cunt.

Americans need to embrace cunt like the Brits. 

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#952

There was a retired general on TV earlier relating how concerned he has become with the erosion of our Constitutional norms. He had seen the look of fear in the eyes of citizens when authoritarians assume power and he said he is seeing that same look in the eyes of Americans. 

#953
Just now, Satchel said:

There was a retired general on TV earlier relating how concerned he has become with the erosion of our Constitutional norms. He had seen the look of fear in the eyes of citizens when authoritarians assume power and he said he is seeing that same look in the eyes of Americans. 

Well maybe he should do something about it. 

#954
Just now, Satchel said:

There was a retired general on TV earlier relating how concerned he has become with the erosion of our Constitutional norms. He had seen the look of fear in the eyes of citizens when authoritarians assume power and he said he is seeing that same look in the eyes of Americans. 

Well, yeah.  Because the authoritarians have assumed power.

#955
1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

 Newsom needs to send troopers down in riot gear and arrest that cunt 

The problem is that the troopers want this it seems.  LAPD shooting rubber bullets and inciting violence instead of protecting the people against the fascist invaders.  Marines and National guard pussies ignoring their oath to the nation in favor of an oath to a tyrant.   

 

#956
10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Americans need to embrace cunt like the Brits. 

The Aussies really love them some cunt.

 

#957
3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The Aussies really love them some cunt.

 

I have a British buddy that’s married to an Australian woman. Between the two of them, there’s a lot of spicy language.

#958
12 minutes ago, immamac said:

Well maybe he should do something about it. 

You mean other than warn those who are being duped by their own normalcy bias? 

#959
21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Americans need to embrace cunt like the Brits. 

I think it’s limited use here makes it more potent, personally 

#960
15 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The problem is that the troopers want this it seems.  LAPD shooting rubber bullets and inciting violence instead of protecting the people against the fascist invaders.  Marines and National guard pussies ignoring their oath to the nation in favor of an oath to a tyrant.   

 

You think cops protect people? They are the fascist invaders.

#961
2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You think cops protect people? They are the fascist invaders.

Cops exist to protect the rich and their property. Hell, that's basically why the state exists.

#962
40 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:
“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.” --Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater

 

I believe this is one of them thar every accusation is a confession type deals. 

#963
34 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That sounds great in theory, but doesn't the federal government collect those taxes? 

And maybe, just maybe, we should do something about that. Make it illegal for employers in CA and NY to remit federal withholding as long as the federal government is stoping all over the rights of states. For the majority of people in California and New York, we effectively have taxation without representation.  

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#964

Apparently there was an ICE raid on a Mexican restaurant in Pasadena today, but the owners just locked the door and dared ICE to bust it down without a warrant.  They left is the word I'm hearing.  

#965

In NYC, protesters have been preventing ICE vehicles from leaving on their little raids. NYPD has busted some heads, but like LAPD, they are the fucking worst. They have pissed away all the goodwill the city held them in post 9/11 with their actions with Eric Garner, the George Floyd protests, and now this.  Fuck tha police.

#966
4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Apparently there was an ICE raid on a Mexican restaurant in Pasadena today, but the owners just locked the door and dared ICE to bust it down without a warrant.  They left is the word I'm hearing.  

Which one?

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#967

At this point blue state governors need to be finding any law enforcement officers that actually care about the constitution, and putting them on a task force specifically tasked with protecting citizens from the ICE/National Guard/Marines and whoever else. Just arrest them and let the courts sort it out later. This shit has to be answered in kind

#968
6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And maybe, just maybe, we should do something about that. Make it illegal for employers in CA and NY to remit federal withholding as long as the federal government is stoping all over the rights of states. For the majority of people in California and New York, we effectively have taxation without representation.  

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#969
5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Which one?

Unconfirmed but Margaritas on Rosemead south of Colorado.

#970
6 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

At this point blue state governors need to be finding any law enforcement officers that actually care about the constitution, and putting them on a task force specifically tasked with protecting citizens from the ICE/National Guard/Marines and whoever else. Just arrest them and let the courts sort it out later. This shit has to be answered in kind

This guy gets it

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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What’s the problem with it

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#972
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Your move, Gavin Rob Bonta

FIFY

 

 

#973
6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Unconfirmed but Margaritas on Rosemead south of Colorado.

In that case I think you meant to write Pasadena, California

#975
30 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

In NYC, protesters have been preventing ICE vehicles from leaving on their little raids. NYPD has busted some heads, but like LAPD, they are the fucking worst. They have pissed away all the goodwill the city held them in post 9/11 with their actions with Eric Garner, the George Floyd protests, and now this.  Fuck tha police.

What’s the vibe on Mamdani out there? Looks like he’s surging a bit

#977
18 minutes ago, Baconboy said:

In that case I think you meant to write Pasadena, California

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jk I know there's some one horse Pasadena Texas town too.

#978

Well this is the LA ICE thread....

Should we specify Los Angeles and not Louisiana? 

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#979
14 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

What’s the vibe on Mamdani out there? Looks like he’s surging a bit

It does. I admit, I have not read my voter guide, but I know someone who doesn't make my top 5 in the Democratic Primary, and that is Cuomo.  Fuck that guy.

I think my top 5 (in no particular order) are:

Mamdami

Adrienne Adams (fuck Eric Adams, that bootlicking POS)

Lander

Stringer

and either Myrie or Blake

 

#980
2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It does. I admit, I have not read my voter guide, but I know someone who doesn't make my top 5 in the Democratic Primary, and that is Cuomo.  Fuck that guy.

I think my top 5 (in no particular order) are:

Mamdami

Adrienne Adams (fuck Eric Adams, that bootlicking POS)

Lander

Stringer

and either Myrie or Blake

 

That's a solid top five. When do you think you'll get more particular about the order

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#982
36 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

What’s the vibe on Mamdani out there? Looks like he’s surging a bit

 

18 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It does. I admit, I have not read my voter guide, but I know someone who doesn't make my top 5 in the Democratic Primary, and that is Cuomo.  Fuck that guy.

I think my top 5 (in no particular order) are:

Mamdami

Adrienne Adams (fuck Eric Adams, that bootlicking POS)

Lander

Stringer

and either Myrie or Blake

 

Explosive moment during tonight's NYC mayoral debate: Cuomo: "He’s never dealt with the city council, he’s never dealt with the Congress..." Mamdani: "I’ve never had to resign in disgrace...I have never hounded the thirteen women who credibly accused me of sexual harassment."

 

#984
11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Explosive moment during tonight's NYC mayoral debate: Cuomo: "He’s never dealt with the city council, he’s never dealt with the Congress..." Mamdani: "I’ve never had to resign in disgrace...I have never hounded the thirteen women who credibly accused me of sexual harassment."

 

 

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#986
2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Cunt is a verboten word in front of my wife, no matter who it is directed at.  I made no apologies to her today for calling Noem a fucking cunt.

With the growing number of cunts holding positions of leadership in our country, my wife is letting me say “cunt” a lot more often.

#987
24 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Explosive moment during tonight's NYC mayoral debate: Cuomo: "He’s never dealt with the city council, he’s never dealt with the Congress..." Mamdani: "I’ve never had to resign in disgrace...I have never hounded the thirteen women who credibly accused me of sexual harassment."

 

I saw that. Quality response.

#988
2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Americans need to embrace cunt like the Brits. 

I guess this makes you a right cunt then.

#989
9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

With the growing number of cunts holding positions of leadership in our country, my wife is letting me say “cunt” a lot more often.

I dropped a c-bomb to my wife regarding Nancy Mace today. I regretted it only because the 3 year-old was around and he's more than happy to imitate these days.

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#990
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Unconfirmed but Margaritas on Rosemead south of Colorado.

What are you doing here Stewart?

#992
13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

With the growing number of cunts holding positions of leadership in our country, my wife is letting me say “cunt” a lot more often.

Same

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#993

No shit it was illegal. At least 1 branch still semi works. 
 

🚨Judge Breyer says Trump’s federalization and deployment of the National Guard—over California’s objection—was unlawful. He orders the president to return control of the Guard to the state. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cand.450934/gov.uscourts.cand.450934.64.0.pdf

 

#996
3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

No shit it was illegal. At least 1 branch still semi works. 
 

🚨Judge Breyer says Trump’s federalization and deployment of the National Guard—over California’s objection—was unlawful. He orders the president to return control of the Guard to the state. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cand.450934/gov.uscourts.cand.450934.64.0.pdf

 

That oughta do it, thanks very much Ray. 

#997
No shit it was illegal. At least 1 branch still semi works. 
 
 

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#998
4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s all playing out pretty much how I expected. I’m surprised by none of this. America elected an autocrat, we’re witnessing autocracy. 

say it ain't so joe. 

the part that kills me is reading the texags thread. honestly, its sounds silly, but i would respect a guy much more if they just fucking admitted they are the baddies. This lying through their teeth at every chance they get is such chickenshit. paging @atomheartbevo to the "they are all pussies" phone. 

its a war, always has been. and I know I have decide if there is time to visit my mother and friends one last time. I was 100% certain the shit wasn't hitting the fan till Nov 2026 with cancelled elections, but it appears I am wrong. I hope sanity prevails, but that ain't even close to happening. That entire Sen Padilla event tells you everything you need to know. Everything is an escalation, nothing is a norm, tiny or big, there is only one way out of this. 

 

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Facebook “friend” through my wife. These pieces of shit want to see this place burn.

 

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