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6 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Not saying it's the wrong thing to do - protect yourself! But that's 100000% what trumpco is hoping for. If shots are fired, the army is going to roll the fuck in there and who knows what is gonna happen then.

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    He's playing the martial law card only 140 days into the job. He's all out of ideas. It won't work. Not against 5+ million people in 1800+ locations this Saturday. Smh at some of you fretting ove

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    As an American, I"m just devastated and pwned that the world famous LA Scanner twitter person, someone that I look up to and support publicly and personally, is apparently a convicted felon. I'm doing

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Andor really did come out at the right time. It's really REALLY fucking unfortunate how topical it's been. Ghorman has a ton of similarities with LA, right down to the demonization by the State and guns and goons getting brought in by the truckload with the intent to instigate a fight

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This Saturday at the Capitol:

 

 

Here are the details again:

When you elect clowns, they don’t become leaders. The country becomes a circus. 🤡
 
On June 14, Donald Trump will honor himself with a four-mile military parade in our nation’s capitol. Trump’s tacky parade was inspired by dictators he idolizes, and will cost taxpayers nearly $100 million. 
 
Organizer and strategist Daniel Hunter has written that “Humor is important for our psyches — and to take fascists down a notch[…] Humor is key for morale and exposing the vulnerability of the strongman image.” This is where the ridiculous meets the resistance—and where the future is on the line.
 
June 14 is our chance to reflect the absurdity of the MAGA regime and the clowns who lead it. To meet this moment, Women’s March will host community circuses nationwide—bold, creative actions that mirror the chaos MAGA has sown across the country. Together, we’ll set a national record for the most circuses held in a single day while we simultaneously refuse to celebrate a petty clown who desperately wants to be seen as strong. We won’t stop until we build the country we all deserve.
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Our grassroots street circuses turn satire into resistance and reclaim the big tent for democracy.
 
#KickOutTheClowns
#GreatestShitshowOnEarth
#CommunitiesNotClowns
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#BigTentResistance
 
Date & Time Saturday, June 14, 2025 from 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM CDT
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Fun Fact: June 14 is Flag Day, but it's also Donald Trump's birthday. 

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is that a doughnut?  I think it's a doughnut.

He's an American!  It's a slang!  He's a fuckin donut!  

silly cops didn't read the advice under the bridge

-low ground

-outnumbered

-not acting just aiming

lmao

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Given that this is the news thread, seems like it should be a punishable offense to post an old picture from Baltimore as if it's the current event. 

11 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Baltimore?? 

I mean, that could just be a normal day in Hamsterdam, right?

Wait you think picture is a good look for the bitch ass police?

Well, Zeus is probably so terrified of a woman that he'd have to get kitted out like he's deploying in Fallujah to get within twenty feet of one. 

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The six time bankrupt con man doesn’t want to pay his army. 
 

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5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This is a good test. What do you see when you look at this picture?

Photo op

 

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Wait you think picture is a good look for the bitch ass police?

I like good police, but I hate police that are "just following orders". 

I'd let the protestors / rioters destroy as much as they want in LA, it's a dump.

They need to destroy it all to rebuild the smart city anyway 😉

The plan just got easier

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Just give them "room to destroy" like they had for the other color revolution. 

If the police don't have a chance of controlling the situation, let them burn down their own shitty city. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

The six time bankrupt con man doesn’t want to pay his army. 
 

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have you seen the meal budget for the "national guard" ??

lmao

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2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I'd let the protestors / rioters destroy as much as they want in LA, it's a dump.

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2 minutes ago, royiv said:

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How else are you going to get the property values down so it can be bought up by big corporations and turned into a Smart City (TM)?

The projectiles have arrived and the independent media is too scared and doxed to go get hit by them now. 😞

 

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YES! ANTIFA BRICK PILES ARE BACK!

As someone who used to work fast food as a teenager, I highly recommend these Feds use code names and don't pull up to pick up their food in uniform. 

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

How else are you going to get the property values down so it can be bought up by big corporations and turned into a Smart City (TM)?

The projectiles have arrived and the independent media is too scared and doxed to go get hit by them now. 😞

 

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That photo is from a construction site in NYC from a few years back, and just keeps getting recycled for these "aNtIfA sOrOs DeMoCrAt CiTiEs" posts.  Please stop.

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Zeus, do you still think someone (maybe Jews?) highjacked that boat in Baltimore and rammed it into the bridge?

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Why?  So Trump can 1) pardon him and then 2) give him a Medal of Freedom?

There are no legal impediments to the Gestapo committing violence at the behest of the Regime.  None.  Zero.  In fact, there are INCENTIVES to do so.

Buckle up.  It gets so, so, so much worse.

Wouldn't it be a state law crime? 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The other color revolution? 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Dictatorship_to_Democracy

 

Trigger emotion

amplify conflict

polarize

destabilize existing institutions

implement new controls (digital ID coming)

 

 

Exploit real grievances or real chaos but then manipulate and centralize that chaos into planned outcomes

The middle class and working class are demoralized, distracted, and divided while power continues to consolidate. 

 

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As someone who used to work fast food as a teenager, I highly recommend these Feds use code names and don't pull up to pick up their food in uniform. 

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4 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

Our leadership isn't as weak in Texas. Violent criminals don't get let back out and the police may actually do their jobs in most places and keep it from becoming a riot. 

Houston, Austin, San Antonio, and Dallas are all fucked though they will have some shit destroyed. 

 

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The government gets too much pushback from spying and tracking it's citizens, so the CIA created another "private company" Palantir that can do it without any issues. 

DOGE fed it all of the data already, 

Financial data, social media, health data, movement tracking, everything goes into the machine. It doesn’t just monitor the population. It predicts behavior, manipulates perception and allows people to pull levers and easily control the herd. 

Manufactured instability creates a demand for safety. When society gets destabilized enough, people beg for control. Palantir will be the solution, a predictive, AI-powered patriot act. Skynet but kosher.

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, sasquatch69 said:

That photo is from a construction site in NYC from a few years back, and just keeps getting recycled for these "aNtIfA sOrOs DeMoCrAt CiTiEs" posts.  Please stop.

sure it is

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11 minutes ago, Zeus said:

How else are you going to get the property values down so it can be bought up by big corporations and turned into a Smart City (TM)?The projectiles have arrived and the independent media is too scared and doxed to go get hit by them now. 😞

Just exactly how fucking stupid are you?  Don't answer that, you'll underestimate it.

8 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Zeus, do you still think someone (maybe Jews?) highjacked that boat in Baltimore and rammed it into the bridge?

 

you are looking live at a person who gets all their information from right wing social media.

8 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I get that Doc, but look around you. Even with all his stupidity and flipping on and off of the tariff light switch, Fascism is taking root at Blitzkrieg speeds. The thing is, it doesn't have to be perfect to be oppressive. Dumb people can absolutely push a country into Authoritarianism. In fact, a lot of the worst in history were exactly that. Regimes with brothers and cousins running depts way above their pay grades. 

6-9-25, less than 6 months from Inauguration. We have sent 100's to what is basically a death camp in another country. We are kicking in doors and raiding restaurants. We have military boots walking the streets of our largest metroplex to quiet protesters. We've imprisoned University students for protesting, and threatened to pull funding if the schools didn't "get it under control". We've threatened and pulled University funding unless those same schools didn't pull programs we don't like. We've erased part of our history because DEI, and threatened Corps for retaining any such programs. We've closed a bunch of programs at the federal level, and pulled funding for research. Even the Nazis weren't moving this fast. Right now, the Legislative Branch is silent. The Judicial is compromised at best. We are a Supreme Court ruling or two away from a full out Authoritarian regime. 6 months in. What will it look like in 12 months? 18 months? 42 months? I can tell you one thing for sure. It's not going to get better. How much worse is the question. 

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"The bar is what I think it is"
 

 

Dotard was being all dramatic about officers being spit on by protesters. Like, "can you believe it??". Piece of shit pardoned hundreds of people who physically fought with cops for hours. Cops who were protecting our elected leaders and pretty much our way of life as we know it. 

27 minutes ago, Zeus said:

, let them burn down their own shitty city. 

You know how I know you are completely ignorant?

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

you are looking live at a person who gets all their information from right wing social media.

Reminds me of my favorite post in the "Antifa brick piles" era in 2020 when someone in Plano was all afraid that BLM was coming to their white flight hovel because they saw a huge pile of bricks next to the street that led into their gated community. It sent chills all down their Facebook groups. Turns out it was just a pile of bricks put there for the construction crew that was building a new brick wall for the community. 

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Sure as shit doesn't look like LA to me. Looks like some sort of gated subdivision. 

Roslyn Court? Nothing turns up on a google search related to LA. Also, that license plate on the car is not from CA.

Hey Zeus, this may come as a surprise, but getting your "news" from conspiracy theorist and crackpot actor James Woods, could lead to you falling for bullshit.

or, and stay with me here, that's not a real photo and it's AI generated and that's why tineye and other reverse image generators can't find it. 

8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

you are looking live at a person who gets all their information from right wing social media.

Watching someone's brain cave in on itself in real-time is always a special treat.

17 minutes ago, sasquatch69 said:

That photo is from a construction site in NYC from a few years back, and just keeps getting recycled for these "aNtIfA sOrOs DeMoCrAt CiTiEs" posts.  Please stop.

 

omg i cannot believe we're back to antifa planting piles of bricks on the streets. 

 

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1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

 

Man, those protesters are going to have to travel a long way just to get those Soros funded bricks to throw at ICE. 

14 minutes ago, Zeus said:

sure it is

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NM - dupe post - Da Fino beat me to it. 

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Step 1: Actor and conspiracy theorist googles "pile of bricks" and posts an image to his social media account implying that said picture is from LA and represents an organized effort to weaponize the protests.

Step 2: Brilliant mind and independent researcher Zeus, falls for it hook, line, and sinker.

Step 3: Zeus logs onto Surly to own the libs with his superior insight and access to the "real news."

Step 4: everyone laughs

One thing I've noticed with the right-wing folks I know is that they all very easily fall for propaganda/misinformation/disinformation/fakes/hoaxes etc. Like all of them. One person they don't know posts something online and they treat it like gospel.

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