Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A lovely dish of braised human flesh deserves the best.

I thought I knew you. Braising human flesh is like boiling a filet mignon. If you aren't using a cast iron skillet and broil, you're just lost in the process.

You're really disappointing me man.

  • Replies 807
  • Views 43.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Scheiss Meister
    Scheiss Meister

    Look, I'm really not trying to dog on you, but having the US Military, be they active, reserve, or National Guard, kill or injure even one US citizen exercising their Constitutional rights is unaccept

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    You have 67,000 posts on this message board. 

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    you might start paying attention

Posted Images

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

I thought I knew you. Braising human flesh is like boiling a filet mignon. If you aren't using a cast iron skillet and broil, you're just lost in the process.

You're really disappointing me man.

Depends on the cut.  For a shank, a great braise is hard to beat.

calf-muscle.jpg

46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I mean.....there's obtaining the right cuts of meat, the prep, setting up the right mise en place....

2020-02_How-to-Make-a-Satisfying-Veggie-

....then the kitchen cleanup, washing dishes, etc.

All-in-all, I'd guess that his percentage of actual cannibalism-focused activity time was closer to 5% of his time.  So, a real number.  Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

 

37 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That's some beautiful mis en place 

 

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A lovely dish of braised human flesh deserves the best.

 

24 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Ah, but the original quote stated "99% of the time this guy wasn't eating people."  I believe that applies specifically to the actual consumption of people.  I think it's a stretch to include meal prep and cleanup.

 

23 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Are those fava beans on the left?

Hannibal Lecter, Fava Beans and Chianti on Make a GIF

 

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Flageolet.  I presume Jeffrey was whipping up a human cassoulet.  Probably pretty tasty.

 

18 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I thought I knew you. Braising human flesh is like boiling a filet mignon. If you aren't using a cast iron skillet and broil, you're just lost in the process.

You're really disappointing me man.

 

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Depends on the cut.  For a shank, a great braise is hard to beat.

calf-muscle.jpg

 

8 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Gastroctexan has spoken.

 

 

Hey @Don Johnson, this is how you do surly humor.  

  • Popular Post
Just now, DDD Dad said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey @Don Johnson, this is how you do surly humor.  

And none of it would’ve happened without me.  

Just now, Don Johnson said:

And none of it would’ve happened without me.  

Marvel Studios GIF by Disney+

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I mean.....there's obtaining the right cuts of meat, the prep, setting up the right mise en place....

2020-02_How-to-Make-a-Satisfying-Veggie-

....then the kitchen cleanup, washing dishes, etc.

All-in-all, I'd guess that his percentage of actual cannibalism-focused activity time was closer to 5% of his time.  So, a real number.  Anything worth doing is worth 

Wheres the fine Chianti?

Edited by MissingInAction

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Are those fava beans? Wheres the fine Chianti?

👋

45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A lovely dish of braised human flesh deserves the best.

With a side of fava beans

1 hour ago, immamac said:

https://www.nokings.org/#about

Show me where that is here? 

I wasn't cherry picking. They were in photos in two articles I read off Drudge yesterday. I was curious what Party for Socialism and Liberation had to do with all these printed signs at all the protests, then read their website. Photos like these:
image.png.6ae53f46682b97d6d9db8d8319f2ad27.png

image.png.cc01a901592df7905d12f724c1320ec7.png

image.png.d62db6fcd0b6f99232cd68262b26f793.png

image.thumb.png.43d7524a1af00c815613cf48b8c9b066.png

 

In Pflugerville:

image.thumb.png.8a5a7ee03ab1bcedb733422a5d00625c.png

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I wasn't cherry picking. They were in photos in two articles I read off Drudge yesterday. I was curious what Party for Socialism and Liberation had to do with all these printed signs at all the protests, then read their website. Photos like these:
image.png.6ae53f46682b97d6d9db8d8319f2ad27.png

image.png.cc01a901592df7905d12f724c1320ec7.png

image.png.d62db6fcd0b6f99232cd68262b26f793.png

image.thumb.png.43d7524a1af00c815613cf48b8c9b066.png

 

In Pflugerville:

image.thumb.png.8a5a7ee03ab1bcedb733422a5d00625c.png

Who fucking cares? What's your problem with the message? Nobody gives a shit how much you want to fuck and suck capitalists.

Here's their message from their own website:

Quote

The Party for Socialism and Liberation believes that the only solution to the deepening crisis of capitalism is the socialist transformation of society. Driven by an insatiable appetite for ever greater profits regardless of social cost, capitalism is on a collision course with the people of the world and the planet itself. Imperialist war; deepening unemployment and poverty; deteriorating health care, housing and education; racism; discrimination and violence based on gender and sexual orientation; environmental destruction—all are inevitable products of the capitalist system itself.

For the great majority of people in the world, including tens of millions of workers in the United States, conditions of life and work are worsening. There is no prospect that this situation can or will be turned around under the existing system.

The idea that the capitalists’ grip on society and their increasingly repressive state can be abolished through any means other than a revolutionary overturn is an illusion. Equally unrealistic are reformist hopes for a “kinder, gentler” capitalism, or solutions based on economic decentralization or small group autonomy. Meeting the needs of the more than 6.5 billion people who inhabit the planet today is impossible without large-scale agriculture and industry and economic planning.

The fundamental problems confronting humanity today flow from the reality that most of the world’s productive wealth—the product of socialized labor and nature—is privately owned and controlled by a tiny minority. This minority decides what will be produced and what will not. Its decisions are based on making profits rather than meeting human needs.

There are really only two choices for humanity today—an increasingly destructive capitalism, or socialism.

Oh noooooooo, how fucking scary!!! I'm PISSING MY PANTS!!!

Edited by Brian Fantana

3 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I wasn't cherry picking. They were in photos in two articles I read off Drudge yesterday. I was curious what Party for Socialism and Liberation had to do with all these printed signs at all the protests, then read their website. Photos like these:
image.png.6ae53f46682b97d6d9db8d8319f2ad27.png

image.png.cc01a901592df7905d12f724c1320ec7.png

image.png.d62db6fcd0b6f99232cd68262b26f793.png

image.thumb.png.43d7524a1af00c815613cf48b8c9b066.png

 

In Pflugerville:

image.thumb.png.8a5a7ee03ab1bcedb733422a5d00625c.png

Well there appear to be signs printed by a number of different organizations in many of your pictures (such as ANSWER Coalition ("Act Now to Stop War and End Racism"), etc.).  So yeah, I guess there are lots of people with diverse agendas who all are protesting what by all accounts is an unlawful and unconstitutional use of military force domestically.

Not sure what the point of your initial post was anymore.

38 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

With a side of fava beans

You beat me to it while i was checking whether it was farva or fava.

Edited by MissingInAction

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Well there appear to be signs printed by a number of different organizations in many of your pictures (such as ANSWER Coalition ("Act Now to Stop War and End Racism"), etc.).  So yeah, I guess there are lots of people with diverse agendas who all are protesting what by all accounts is an unlawful and unconstitutional use of military force domestically.

Not sure what the point of your initial post was anymore.

It's a deflection away from the actual issue.

1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

This message board used to be fun.  Now its so serious, even a Jeffrey Dahmer joke goes nowhere.  I miss Hornfans and the Shag.

c54c67c4-dfd9-47ea-af95-f57706577f15_tex

Look if people would just lay back, relax and allow masked, unidentified nazis to violently kidnap brown-skinned, vulnerable women, men and children off the streets and from courthouses, things would be much more comfortable, and this would all be over much faster. 

Edited by Chopper

12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

You net me to it while i was checking whether it was farva or fava.

My first thought:r/49ers - The best part of There's Something About Mary

Edited by Jameslaw121

16 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

You net me to it while i was checking whether it was farva or fava.

 

4 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

My first thought:r/49ers - The best part of There's Something About Mary

Come on, guys, pay attention.

30 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I wasn't cherry picking. They were in photos in two articles I read off Drudge yesterday. I was curious what Party for Socialism and Liberation had to do with all these printed signs at all the protests, then read their website. Photos like these:
image.png.6ae53f46682b97d6d9db8d8319f2ad27.png

image.png.cc01a901592df7905d12f724c1320ec7.png

image.png.d62db6fcd0b6f99232cd68262b26f793.png

image.thumb.png.43d7524a1af00c815613cf48b8c9b066.png

 

In Pflugerville:

image.thumb.png.8a5a7ee03ab1bcedb733422a5d00625c.png

And? 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And? 

Well, you see, since he has disagreements with those weirdos on economic policy, he could never side with them on foundational democracy stuff like the Constitution, civil liberties, and human rights.

So, we find ourselves at an impasse as the Regime tests the boundaries of establishing a racist authoritarian police state where US residents lose due process rights as they’re spirited away to foreign prison camps, and protesting that earns you an ass-beating, a horse-trampling, a rubber bullet to the gut, or a tear gas cannister to the head.

@C-Man Would any of the damage to this vehicle be covered under an insurance claim?

Edited by bolverk

  • Popular Post
55 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I wasn't cherry picking. They were in photos in two articles I read off Drudge yesterday. I was curious what Party for Socialism and Liberation had to do with all these printed signs at all the protests, then read their website. Photos like these: [photos removed for ease of reading]

You should probably look up the definition of cherry picking. That's exactly what this is. You found some signs of this organization participating in protests and jumped to the wild conclusion that  "the protests in all these cities are organized by the Party for Socialism and Liberation whose goal is to completely topple capitalism". 

The protests aren't organized by that organization. The organization may take part in some of the protests (along with many other organizations and individuals) and it may also organize some of its own protests. Assigning all the protests and protesters to this one organization is a blatant fabrication and ignores the diverse people and groups that oppose the military occupation of the country (read: actual patriots).

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

the diverse people and groups that oppose the military occupation of the country (read: actual patriots).

This this this.

There are people out there who love liberty, freedom, and the ideals of this country, and oppose those who would turn it into the very kind of apparatus that we have opposed since 1776.  Those people will be the ones marching on Saturday.  Those are actual patriots, NOT the people who wear combat/red white and blue patriot costumes and wave the flag of a republic they don't even believe in.

14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@C-Man Would any of the damage to this vehicle be covered under an insurance claim?

riot exclusion applies.  

  • Popular Post

I'm just braindumping here but...

Optics this, optics that. It doesn't fucking matter. Throughout history, optics have never mattered. Power doesn't concede without a response. The very existence of these protests, this mass civil unrest, is an indication that no adequate democratic pressure valve exists in America. This is all the people have, because this is all that power has allowed them to have. I don't give a shit about property damage, capital doesn't supersede human life. 

If you're concerned about the optics of the protestors, and not about the jackbooted stormtroopers shooting less lethal ammo and tear gas at them, then your brain is fucking tapioca and you should shut the fuck up. I don't know how to put it in a nicer way.

e: And make no mistake about it, it will get worse. Juneteenth in 2025 may go down as a truly infamous day in history if things go sideways. Pay attention.

Edited by Brian Fantana

  • Author
11 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

riot exclusion applies.  

lol yeah, lotta riots happening there! WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE INSURERS???

 

Weird how you don't give a shit about the private property of folks being criminally assaulted by police officers 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I thought I knew you. Braising human flesh is like boiling a filet mignon. If you aren't using a cast iron skillet and broil, you're just lost in the process.

You're really disappointing me man.

Well, sous vide is all the rage and one could successfully argue that it is the same method as boiling- submersion in water at a specific temperature. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

  • Popular Post

image.thumb.png.838d64add24caeb9c9c4672433920e10.png

 

and here's USDOJ's Table of Authorities to support their pleading. (A table of authorities is a list found in legal briefs that outlines all the legal authorities cited throughout the document, including cases, statutes, and secondary sources. It serves as a roadmap for judges and other readers to quickly identify the sources that support the arguments presented, making it easier to follow the legal reasoning behind the brief.)

image.thumb.png.76af09e3d3d289384c9d6d793dd1b9c6.png

 

image.thumb.png.5333616ae8d675ee62beb5d489b94ce3.png

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, sous vide is all the rage and one could successfully argue that it is low-temp boiling of meat cuts. 

Yep, tautological arguments carry weight.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The pundits have caught on to the Jade Helm irony 

 

"NO GESTAPO IN BASTROPO!!!"

a23.gif

 

ACTUAL GESTAPO IN LA, NYC, CHICAGO, HOUSTON, ETC.:

 

3b72c8a2-e402-4c27-bad4-f6781aaa4c1d_tex

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The pundits have caught on to the Jade Helm irony 

 

"Northern Virginia" is not a city. 

  • Author
12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

image.thumb.png.838d64add24caeb9c9c4672433920e10.png

 

and here's USDOJ's Table of Authorities to support their pleading. (A table of authorities is a list found in legal briefs that outlines all the legal authorities cited throughout the document, including cases, statutes, and secondary sources. It serves as a roadmap for judges and other readers to quickly identify the sources that support the arguments presented, making it easier to follow the legal reasoning behind the brief.)

image.thumb.png.76af09e3d3d289384c9d6d793dd1b9c6.png

 

image.thumb.png.5333616ae8d675ee62beb5d489b94ce3.png

The funny thing is the outright honesty of that blank filing for their table of authorities that they're citing to build their opinion.

Trump is hoping to have it both ways and get the good parts from the Posse Comitatus Act and from theoretically invoking the Insurrection Act, while ignoring all the safeguards attached to those laws. 

 

But hey, if the courts rule against him we just have to hope the Executive Branch faithfully executes the law as interpreted by the courts. Gee, who leads the Executive Branch again?

20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

image.thumb.png.838d64add24caeb9c9c4672433920e10.png

 

and here's USDOJ's Table of Authorities to support their pleading. (A table of authorities is a list found in legal briefs that outlines all the legal authorities cited throughout the document, including cases, statutes, and secondary sources. It serves as a roadmap for judges and other readers to quickly identify the sources that support the arguments presented, making it easier to follow the legal reasoning behind the brief.)

image.thumb.png.76af09e3d3d289384c9d6d793dd1b9c6.png

 

image.thumb.png.5333616ae8d675ee62beb5d489b94ce3.png

They. Don’t. Fucking. Care.

54 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@C-Man Would any of the damage to this vehicle be covered under an insurance claim?

“Governmental action” is typically excluded from policies so prolly not.

’Murica, fuck yeah!

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

They. Don’t. Fucking. Care.

May as well have one document that says “who is going to stop us?” and just submit that page to any judicial inquiry. 

12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

“Governmental action” is typically excluded from policies so prolly not.

’Murica, fuck yeah!

Federal Tort Claims Act is your path:

Quote

Under the FTCA, 28 U.S.C. §§ 2671-2680, individuals who are injured or whose property is damaged by the wrongful or negligent act of a federal employee acting within his or her official duties may file a claim with the government for reimbursement for that injury or damage. To state a valid claim, the claimant must demonstrate that:

he or she was injured, or his or her property was damaged by a federal government employee;

the employee was acting within the scope of his or her official duties;

the employee was acting negligently or wrongfully; and

the negligent or wrongful act proximately caused the injury or damage of which he or she complains.

I mean, that is, if you believe that laws that apply to and bind the Regime and those it favors still exist.

Spoiler: they do not.  We are the Democratic People's Republic of Laws for Thee not for Me.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Federal Tort Claims Act is your path:

I mean, that is, if you believe that laws that apply to and bind the Regime and those it favors still exist.

Spoiler: they do not.  We are the Democratic People's Republic of Laws for Thee not for Me.

Shark Tank Writing GIF

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Federal Tort Claims Act is your path:

I mean, that is, if you believe that laws that apply to and bind the Regime and those it favors still exist.

Spoiler: they do not.  We are the Democratic People's Republic of Laws for Thee not for Me.

Yup. There was a story on the TV news up here in Dallas about a private citizen whose handymen was wanted by the police for some reason. He holed up in her house and there was a police standoff. The standoff ended with the cops taking him alive but causing $60K in property damage to the woman’s home (fence, windows, etc). It took her years to get the damage paid by police. That’s when things were somewhat sane. We’re getting close to THE PURGE being a reality in this grand old US-of-A.

How long until we're seeing DIY justice because it's impossible to find in the courts?

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

How long until we're seeing DIY justice because it's impossible to find in the courts?

The timeline you are discussing is "damn near any moment now."

A system of "in groups who the law protects, but does not bind, and out groups who the law binds but does not protect," once laid arrogantly bare, is not long for this world.

Which is infuriating and demoralizing to someone who has spent his entire adult life living and working within a system that - while flawed, sometimes deeply - more or less functioned.

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

e: And make no mistake about it, it will get worse. Juneteenth in 2025 may go down as a truly infamous day in history if things go sideways. Pay attention.

It may get worse but what is the correlation between ICE protests and the celebration of Juneteenth?

2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

It may get worse but what is the correlation between ICE protests and the celebration of Juneteenth?

The correlation:

okay-not-okay.png

Don't overthink it.

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

@C-Man Would any of the damage to this vehicle be covered under an insurance claim?

 

Follow-up:

 

 

A little friction and squabbling isn't a bad thing, imo, but of course:

a man in a suit and bow tie says ain t nothing gon ' happen

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.