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11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

lol aren’t you from fucking port Arthur 

That's me and KE. Pretty sure he's from McAllen or somewhere in the valley. 

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    Look, I'm really not trying to dog on you, but having the US Military, be they active, reserve, or National Guard, kill or injure even one US citizen exercising their Constitutional rights is unaccept

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    You have 67,000 posts on this message board. 

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    you might start paying attention

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2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's me and KE. Pretty sure he's from McAllen or somewhere in the valley. 

Lol so Port Arthur is a pretty big step up

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I honestly kind of hate myself for living in Texas as long as I did.  It's like I got out of a bad relationship with someone who didn't actually care for me.  

Relatable. How I felt going to CO

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Can all of you chucklefucks keep Texas vs California talk out of this thread? It really would be nice to have an actual news thread.

2 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Can all of you chucklefucks keep Texas vs California talk out of this thread? It really would be nice to have an actual news thread.

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

The other thread can be your debate about stupid shit thread. 

Good sir, ALL Surly threads are the "debate about stupid shit" threads.

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Muledick, Texas wouldn't exist if Houston/Dallas/Austin/San Antonio weren't propping it up. 

Not to derail the thread, but you are leaving out the tourists from College Station.  That's what drives the economic engine that is Muledick, Texas, population 2,739.

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20 minutes ago, immamac said:

guys, this should be the news/events/stuff that actually happened thread and commentary surrounding that. The other thread can be your debate about stupid shit thread. 


News/events/stuff!

 

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1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

…and the dozens of people I know in Cali.  Oh, and also the 25-year history of doing business there and watching it deteriorate significantly in that time frame. 

You sure have some whiny maga associates 

Why do you guys continue to give Rex oxygen? My god.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I honestly kind of hate myself for living in Texas as long as I did.  It's like I got out of a bad relationship with someone who didn't actually care for me.  

I was the opposite.  I was forced to move out of Texas for work.  Got a great offer in DC.  I was shocked that these people spoke English.  Now, I'm not sure I could ever live in Texas. My parents are here, as is a lot of my family, UT, Austin, the Alamo.  BBQ.  Other than that, I'm not sure I miss much

9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Why do you guys continue to give Rex oxygen? My god.

Slow day. 

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Slow work day

Yep.

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Hank Hill’s Texas ain’t never coming back 

And neither am I

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

Ok pal. I’m sorry you’re getting worked up. But I do. 

Second, I don’t really encounter them. I hear shit on the radio or TV about California, but every person I know in Texas LOVES going there. Some own homes there, some vacation there regularly, etc. Nobody is anti-CA or overly political about it. 

I don’t know how saying this is the slightest bit controversial. Just a different perspective. 

Oh.  These aren’t acquaintances they’re people from the radio.  Got it

I don't want the Marines there.  They should NOT be deployed in this situation.

However, should CA get the ruling on the restraining order, who in the actual fuck enforces it?

1 hour ago, immamac said:

guys, this should be the news/events/stuff that actually happened thread and commentary surrounding that. The other thread can be your debate about stupid shit thread. 

 

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Rex’d

lol. Literally your first post in this thread was a shitty political opinion that belongs in CR. Not news. But yeah, it's some other poster that fucked up this thread.

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3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I don't want the Marines there.  They should NOT be deployed in this situation.

However, should CA get the ruling on the restraining order, who in the actual fuck enforces it?

The people 

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In other news, this domestic deployment of combat equipped troops has so far run up a $134,000,000 tab. 

https://apnews.com/article/pentagon-congress-hegseth-signal-hearings-c53cd37c2eae4327dd74e4c717057469

After persistent questioning about the cost of sending National Guard members and Marines to Los Angeles in response to protests over immigration raids, Hegseth turned to his acting comptroller, Bryn Woollacott MacDonnell, who said it would cost $134 million. Hegseth defended Trump’s decision to send the troops, saying they are needed to protect federal agents as they do their jobs.

And he suggested that the use of troops inside the United States will continue to expand.

“I think we’re entering another phase, especially under President Trump with his focus on the homeland, where the National Guard and Reserves become a critical component of how we secure that homeland,” he said.

5 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

 

lol. Literally your first post in this thread was a shitty political opinion that belongs in CR. Not news. But yeah, it's some other poster that fucked up this thread.

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Careful. I’m going to call ICE on your girlfriend.

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4 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

 

lol. Literally your first post in this thread was a shitty political opinion that belongs in CR. Not news. But yeah, it's some other poster that fucked up this thread.

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That's a shitty political opinion?  The line of demarcation between the military and the police?  And an opinion that the police often cross it?

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's a shitty political opinion?  The line of demarcation between the military and the police?  And an opinion that the police often cross it?

He’s a bootlicker.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

That's a shitty political opinion?  The line of demarcation between the military and the police?  And an opinion that the police often cross it?

Any opinion other than total and complete subservient bootlicking is "ON NOES CR!" to the snowflake DT safespace crowd.  This board is reserved for bootlicking and cheering on the cops when they go Fallujah on people inside the United States.

Did you not get the memo?  I think it was circulated at a happy hour.  Or maybe that was an appetizer menu.  I dunno, I was a few Fireman's 4's into things by then.

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's me and KE. Pretty sure he's from McAllen or somewhere in the valley. 

No illegal messicans there!

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's a shitty political opinion?  The line of demarcation between the military and the police?  And an opinion that the police often cross it?

Do you CR chucklefucks really not understand the difference between news and opinion?

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

Do you CR chucklefucks really not understand the difference between news and opinion?

Does the media??

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

Careful. I’m going to call ICE on your girlfriend.

I'll PM you my address and you can come threaten me to my face, you giant fucking pussy.

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

Do you CR chucklefucks really not understand the difference between news and opinion?

Sure.  Posting Twitter posts celebrating the cops going Fallujah on people is "news."

Posting anything from anywhere that is contrary to that take is "opinion."

5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

In other news, this domestic deployment of combat equipped troops has so far run up a $134,000,000 tab. 

 

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Just now, rage-a-holic said:

I'll PM you my address and you can come threaten me to my face, you giant fucking pussy.

Why would anyone do that when the government is there, happy and ready to be weaponized against people inside the US?  It's a new day, amigo.  Go out and bask in its light.

11 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I don't want the Marines there.  They should NOT be deployed in this situation.

However, should CA get the ruling on the restraining order, who in the actual fuck enforces it?

Newsom and Bass can have his military fight Trump's military.

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

In other news, this domestic deployment of combat equipped troops has so far run up a $134,000,000 tab. 

 

Which is point zero seven (0.07%) percent of the 185 billion allocated for ICE in the proposed budget.

https://www.epi.org/blog/house-republican-budget-bill-gives-trump-185-billion-to-carry-out-his-mass-deportation-agenda-while-doing-nothing-for-workers-immigration-enforcement-would-have-80-times-more-funding-than-la/

Just now, Willfully Horn said:

Entire secondary armies created and funded to be at the total control of a deranged psychopath cost money, dude.  You think the Gestapo worked for free?  Those Hugo Boss uniforms cost some serious scratch.

6 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

I'll PM you my address and you can come threaten me to my face, you giant fucking pussy.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Entire secondary armies created and funded to be at the total control of a deranged psychopath cost money, dude.  You think the Gestapo worked for free?  Those Hugo Boss uniforms cost some serious scratch.

Pretty sure that more than Britain and France spend on their militaries, combined.

1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

Pretty sure that more than Britain and France spend on their militaries, combined.

It is the third largest military budget in the world, behind only the regular US military, and China.  Yes, it's materially bigger than Russia.

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To be clear, the US has created a military force that is the third-best funded military on the PLANET, for the purpose of deploying it against people inside its borders.  

Oh, and that force is singularly loyal to the POTUS, and is not bound by the restrictions on the military that have long applied to military forces within our constitutional republic.

Yeah, there's nothing to see here.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

To be clear, the US has created a military force that is the third-best funded military on the PLANET, for the purpose of deploying it against people inside its borders.  

Oh, and that force is singularly loyal to the POTUS, and is not bound by the restrictions on the military that have long applied to military forces within our constitutional republic.

Yeah, there's nothing to see here.

Hence….

https://constitution.findlaw.com/amendment2.html#:~:text=During the Constitutional Convention%2C the,possession to combat this fear.

26 minutes ago, Captainant said:

And he suggested that the use of troops inside the United States will continue to expand.

“I think we’re entering another phase, especially under President Trump with his focus on the homeland, where the National Guard and Reserves become a critical component of how we secure that homeland,” he said.

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1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

What nobody accounted for:

...that the armed citizens would prefer tyranny, and thus not rise up to resist it at all.

Every purported believer in the Second Amendment for the purpose of "we're a line of defense against a tyrannical government" has shown themselves to be a complete liar.  Not that we didn't know all along, but it's good to see it plainly confirmed.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Every purported believer in the Second Amendment for the purpose of "we're a line of defense against a tyrannical government" has shown themselves to be a complete liar.  Not that we didn't know all along, but it's good to see it plainly confirmed.

But you’re basically saying that we should be, no?

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

But you’re basically saying that we should be, no?

If the armed population that believes in freedom secured by arms isn't at least preparing for/contemplating the systemic failure that will make the use of arms by civilians necessary, they aren't paying attention.

As I've said plenty of times, we should stick with the Rule of Law, because the only alternative is Rule of the Gun, and that's a messy adversarial system.  We should opt against going down that road.  Yet we have a Regime, minions, and sycophantic cultists who seem dead-set on hurtling down that road.  So stupid.

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Goddamnit we all know shit is fucked. I'm tryna keep actual news updates in this thread! Take it to the surly megathread of DOOM 2: electric boogaloo.

Trump is at  Fort Bragg, delivering a highly-politicized speech to soldiers there, with the usual "Newscum" etc mixed in. 

 

 

 

 

48 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

I'll PM you my address and you can come threaten me to my face, you giant fucking pussy.

Do you have a train set and some imitation crab meat in the freezer?

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