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45 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Now, just imagine if they supplied them with rations and quarters?

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    Scheiss Meister

    Look, I'm really not trying to dog on you, but having the US Military, be they active, reserve, or National Guard, kill or injure even one US citizen exercising their Constitutional rights is unaccept

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    You have 67,000 posts on this message board. 

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    you might start paying attention

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18 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Goddamnit we all know shit is fucked. I'm tryna keep actual news updates in this thread! Take it to the surly megathread of DOOM 2: electric boogaloo.

Several posters think otherwise 

52 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

I'll PM you my address and you can come threaten me to my face, you giant fucking pussy.

Username checks out.

Also this from an NFL analyst at ESPN:

 

 

3 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Ok. I guess the majority of Californians like their leadership, regulatory environment, immigration and homelessness policies. I suspect this is all just a construct in my mind, and you and your band of contrarian whiners actually have your finger on the Cali pulse. 

If they didn’t, they’d vote for something different.  That’s how it works. 

9 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

It’s nice when the despicable pieces of shit reveal themselves.

You got that right. 

7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Also this from an NFL analyst at ESPN:

 

 

So it's a Tuesday?

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

“I think we’re entering another phase, especially under President Trump our Fuhrer with his focus on the homeland, where the National Guard and Reserves SS and Gestapo become a critical component of how we secure that homeland,” he Goebbels said.

FIFY

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

lol aren’t you from fucking port Arthur 

Nope

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1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

I'll PM you my address and you can come threaten me to my face, you giant fucking pussy.

Why dont y'all meet in the TexAgs parking lot?

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

LOL "California state government is fucked because I have friends who moved to Dallas from Cali"

I bet they're MAGA as fuck friends. 

My apologies as this isn’t news, but can you tell more about “fuck friends” please.

Just now, DaggerHorns said:

My apologies as this isn’t news, but can you tell more about “fuck friends” please.

I dig the sentiment but I suspect that you wouldn't really want more detail on what A @Js1 wants to make great again. NTTAWWT.

51 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Also this from an NFL analyst at ESPN:

 

 

Mina is the best and she knows her shit. 

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1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

You got that right. 

Kindly run into traffic. 

10 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

best at what? 

Pegging

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For those hoping to see LA burn, unfortunately for you it's actually a relatively small protest. It's just good fodder for uncritical people to latch on and say "those godless commiefornians had it comin"

 

 

9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

For those hoping to see LA burn, unfortunately for you it's actually a relatively small protest. It's just good fodder for uncritical people to latch on and say "those godless commiefornians had it comin"

 

 

I need a bit longer refraction period after watching the wildfires. 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Good sir, ALL Surly threads are the "debate about stupid shit" threads.

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

For those hoping to see LA burn, unfortunately for you it's actually a relatively small protest. It's just good fodder for uncritical people to latch on and say "those godless commiefornians had it comin"

 

 

Protecting BW3 is serious bidness. 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

For those hoping to see LA burn, unfortunately for you it's actually a relatively small protest. It's just good fodder for uncritical people to latch on and say "those godless commiefornians had it comin"

 

 

It’s widespread on television. That’s all that matters. They could say the same thing about Jan 6. 

8 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

They could say the same thing about Jan 6. 

I mean, they could try

9 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

what has transpired in really the entire state, and NYC, are definitively hurting the areas. 

What do you think is happening in NYC?

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14 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

What do you think is happening in NYC?

Rogue gangs of idiosyncratic theme tying to get the Coney Island gang before they can get back to their home turf. 

22 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

What do you think is happening in NYC?

It's a mess.  Johnny Sack's consigliere ratted on him and he's fighting RICO charges and cancer at the same time.  Phil Leotardo is acting boss while they're at war with Tony and the Jersey crew.

Just now, Your Mom said:

It's a mess.  Johnny Sack's consigliere ratted on him and he's fighting RICO charges and cancer at the same time.  Phil Leotardo is acting boss while they're at war with Tony and the Jersey crew.

"glorified" crew. 

And Phil's busy right now, trying to take a shit.  He's stopped up after eating grilled cheese from the radiator while he was in the can for 20 years.

It’s widespread on television. That’s all that matters. They could say the same thing about Jan 6. 

They do say that. And they’re dumbasses.

I guess things got spicy in Dallas last night as protesters brought out sharp objects.

 

Clearly the gangs have overtaken NYC… send in the Marines!!!! -Trumpanzees

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9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Rogue gangs of idiosyncratic theme tying to get the Coney Island gang before they can get back to their home turf. 

The Van Buren Boys?

Would've hit the cop right in the face with the water bottle but his hands were just fat enough

 

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Would've hit the cop right in the face with the water bottle but his hands were just fat enough

 

Second comment made me laugh.  "With luck it's the water from Mexico they tell you not to drink."

Blowing bubbles? How aggy

Blowing bubbles is every bit the same propaganda you are complaining about lol. 

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22 hours ago, Js1 said:

And NYC.  And San Fran.  And Austin.  Etc. 

It's almost like they hate the group that they want to belong to, but are so odious, they get shunned. So they hang on the fringes like a bunch of dorky losers, hoping for that invite one day.

I always laugh at all the people from flyover states that talk about what a crime ridden wasteland NYC is, but they come here at Christmas, spend thousands, and then go home, knowing that things are not as bad as Fox News or dear Orange Leader tells them, but still go back to repeating the lies that they hear. 

11 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Blowing bubbles is every bit the same propaganda you are complaining about lol. 

See, folks....when you see images of protesters NOT being violent, that's propaganda.

When you see images of protesters being violent, that's what's really happening.

Just making it clear for those of you who don't live in Chicken Sandwich land.

12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I always laugh at all the people from flyover states that talk about what a crime ridden wasteland NYC is, but they come here at Christmas, spend thousands, and then go home, knowing that things are not as bad as Fox News or dear Orange Leader tells them, but still go back to repeating the lies that they hear. 

It's because they are stupid and bad at math:

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From 2016 to 2020, 13 of the 20 U.S. counties with the most gun homicides per capita were rural: (see Figure 1)

80 percent of these 20 counties are in states that received an “F” grade for their weak gun laws, according to Giffords Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence’s 2021 annual state scorecard rankings.

In 2020, the total gun death rate for rural communities—when age-adjusted per 100,000 people—was 40 percent higher than it was for large metropolitan areas.

Bottom line, while any large city will have crime and homicides, they are 1) mostly localized (stay out of the wrong 20 block area, and your chance of being involved in a homicide drop 90%), and 2) they are mostly tied to other criminal activity (avoid being part of a drug deal, and you won't get shot in a "drug deal gone wrong"), and 3) even if you don't adjust for those things, you are materially more likely to die from gun violence in a rural area than in a metro area.

16 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Blowing bubbles is every bit the same propaganda you are complaining about lol. 

Explain. Vast majority of protesters are non-violent 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Rogue gangs of idiosyncratic theme tying to get the Coney Island gang before they can get back to their home turf. 

a man in a car is holding two bottles of beer and saying warriors come out to play

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Explain. Vast majority of protesters are non-violent 

You’re trying to engage with someone who gets their news from right wing agitprop Twitter accounts. He’s a rube. There’s no point.

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