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5 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Per Ian Boyd

2019 offense

 

this year?

 

Ah, the timely edit. Got it just under the 5 minute wire too.

Edited by mdmost

What fucking game was he watching?


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This is exactly why you shouldn't be on the Internet when drunk.

He is really trying to get people to never listen to anything else he has to say, based on this comments the last few days.

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1 minute ago, Magabro said:

What fucking game was he watching?


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I for one am looking forward to his loads of gifs and breakdowns.

12 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

I for one am looking forward to his loads of gifs and breakdowns.

It would seem he's already had the breakdown.

Daniel Young as an experienced junior and Keontay Ingram as a sophomore. As long as our new OC (we know Tim Beck is going to be canned) knows how to use them our run game should be phenomenal.

Edit: Don’t know much about Watson and please for fucks sake keep Kyle Porter on the bench. 

Edited by Longboard Horn

It'll be brutal all right

Yay! Just gotta get through the 2018 season and the offseason, THEN we’ll be good. Maybe. 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Yay! Just gotta get through the 2018 season and the offseason, THEN we’ll be good. Maybe. 

That will be $9.95 please...and keep it coming.  

Well, we already have the brutal part down. 

Ian Boyd’s take on the offense and Maryland’s defense was completely retarded. I did not realize until I read his post game comments how little he knew about football. 

Remember Horns, hope is a good thing.  Maybe the best of things.  And no good thing ever costs less than $9.95

Is this proof of the multiverse? Did this tweet come from a less dark timeline?

1 hour ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I'd prefer a downhill running game.

I’d prefer a winning game , but I realize that’s only for about 1/2 the teams , so could be a bit unreasonable there....

Edited by El Squared

I bet 2019 is also the year Chip Brown stops blowing donkey dicks, Bobby Burton learns something instead of just being told, EJ gets the perfect frappuccino, and Ketchum simultaneously loses fifty pounds and regrows his hair. Its the Year of Miracles!

57 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Guess it is better than gifs of loads.

A&M has that in the sports columns for those teams... #JizzColumns

Subscribers briefly saw through the illusory barrier of sunshine and rainbows and improving quarterbacks - and into the empty black void of reality.  Gotta get an early start on that 2019 UT fanfic.  

Is that rushing game going to be helped by our elite d line play with DeMarivn Leal in the trenches next year? 

Edited by Not a Sock

Sounds great except for the fact that our coaches will still try to feed us this hot hand bullshit. Also, does this account for replacing the guys on the line that we will lose next year?

Haha.  Wait, what?  

 

Can't you suck up to Herman in private?  Like at book club?

Can we get a UT roller coaster chart like thujone created for aggy?

53 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Can we get a UT roller coaster chart like thujone created for aggy?

No faget. 

8 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Remember Horns, hope is a good thing.  Maybe the best of things.  And no good thing ever costs less than $9.95

Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a Texas fan insane.

Can we get a UT roller coaster chart like thujone created for aggy?
I'd slap your mom's left ass cheek to be on a similar roller coaster right now. We're on one of those that starts at the top and then free falls... I watched a penny float away.

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!

You're always a day away

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6 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Are all our seniors on the OL going to be back in 2019?  How can he even claim to be projecting 2019 performance based on Maryland game film?  The young guys didn’t even play.

We are adding two borderline 5 stars at OL. If anything we are upgrading.

Our roller coaster is just a long straight gently sloping ride.   We know what's going to happen, it's incredibly undrrwhelming, and you end up pissed for waiting in line for hours

Did I just click on a Mack/GDGD offseason thread?

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