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Just had mine. Five polyps. Doc says if only one or two are precancerous I'm on the 5 year plan.  Three were, so now I'm on the 3 year plan. Son of a...

 

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Began the early preparations yesterday with a twice daily dose of MiraLAX.  Magic day is next Thursday.  

19 hours ago, Felix said:

Just had mine. Five polyps. Doc says if only one or two are precancerous I'm on the 5 year plan.  Three were, so now I'm on the 3 year plan. Son of a...

 

I only had 1 that was precancerous and they put me on the 3 year plan.  Im due up in Spring of 2027.

11 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Began the early preparations yesterday with a twice daily dose of MiraLAX.  Magic day is next Thursday.  

Wow, starting prep a week out from the procedure?  That's a bowl strategy, Cotten.

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I had mine yesterday and it looked clear. I woke up from my first one in 2016 to a worried-looking young doctor telling me I needed to go directly to imaging. Been cancer-free for eight years now. There's a biopsy of the surgical site pending but if that comes back clean I'm on the five year plan.

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Had my first one today (grandad had colon cancer, so I get to start earlier than most). Couldn’t have been easier. Got in a nice morning nap (Propofol is good stuff), the wife chauffeured me around for a change, and stopped off for some Mike’s Chicken as a reward. One benign polyp removed but that’s why we get this done: so it’s caught early.

It really could not have been easier. Get it done, assholes, if your doc recommends. 

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Been drinking the prep for the last hour.  Colon blow imminent.  Hope I’m not simultaneously posting in the shart thread.

On 10/21/2025 at 9:51 PM, Dutch said:

Get it done, assholes, if your doc recommends.

First...What you did there, I see it  Second, if your Dr doesnt recommend one, get a new Dr.

I just took a nice shower so that the staff gets to enjoy my smell.  However, I am have mistimed the meds and may have to release more liquids.  Shit.  What do I do

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I just took a nice shower so that the staff gets to enjoy my smell.  However, I am have mistimed the meds and may have to release more liquids.  Shit.  What do I do

 

Take a cue from James Houston.

20 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I just took a nice shower so that the staff gets to enjoy my smell.  However, I am have mistimed the meds and may have to release more liquids.  Shit.  What do I do

I think you answered your own question.

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