March 26, 20187 yr 24 minutes ago, Jimbaround said: Sweet, I was just wondering when this one would show up. It's a Festivus miracle! That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
March 26, 20187 yr Author FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing! MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right.
March 26, 20187 yr 42 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said: You don't even know what is, do you? Damn- don't know how to edit a post yet. you don't even know what a write off is, do you?
March 27, 20187 yr Peterman: Oh, Elaine just called, she won't be joining us. Not to worry, I'll tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls.
March 27, 20187 yr This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!
March 27, 20187 yr anyone else listen to the seincast podcast? im a huge nerd but enjoy the hour+ breakdown of the episodes as a i walk the dog.
March 27, 20187 yr 23 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said: FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing! MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right. The rooster has sex with all of them. That's perverse!
March 27, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, NOMAAA said: anyone else listen to the seincast podcast? im a huge nerd but enjoy the hour+ breakdown of the episodes as a i walk the dog. I recommend the Seinfeld Post Show recap podcast, with ex-Survivor podcaster Rob Cesternino. Very funny.
March 27, 20187 yr 17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Did Future Man not make the jump? Mr. Kramer says "Hey, buddy". what?? when did this happen? DARREN!!
March 27, 20187 yr Elaine: Why should you get the first class? Jerry: Elaine, have you ever flown first class? Elaine: No. Jerry: All right then. See? You won't know what you're missing. I've flown first class, Elaine-- I can't go back to coach. I can't... I won't...
March 27, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Bosco said: I recommend the Seinfeld Post Show recap podcast, with ex-Survivor podcaster Rob Cesternino. Very funny. Username checks out. Ah, all right, yeah... Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you. You're a word man. Let's go deeper... What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?
March 28, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Agent 13 said: Serenity now! Serenity now! Are you supposed to yell it?
March 28, 20187 yr "The man on the tape was not specific." With two boys in the house, my wife often says, "Why are y'all screaming?" She rolls her eye when I answer with that line, but deep down, she loves it. Edited March 28, 20187 yr by HornOnTheBayou
March 28, 20187 yr You know, I hope there are pig men. You got a few of these pig men walking around and suddenly I don't look so bad.
March 28, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, PantsTent said: You know, I hope there are pig men. You got a few of these pig men walking around and suddenly I don't look so bad. Watched this one last night. A whole army of pig warriors!
March 29, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, pokeNbeans said: ... like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot.
March 29, 20187 yr No! No! You had wooden teeth! You had wooden teeth! I didn't have wooden teeth, you did!
March 29, 20187 yr What’re you having, veal?No.Looks like veal.It’s not veal.Well, it’s a good looking piece of meat.
March 29, 20187 yr Jerry: This isn’t a good time. Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir? Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later? Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that. Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home. Telemarketer: Umm, no. Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
March 29, 20187 yr George: You’re gonna over-dry your laundry. Jerry: You can’t over-dry. George: Why not? Jerry: Same reason you can’t over-wet.
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