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#1951

Are those new sneakers?

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#1955

Poor Lilly. 

#1956

George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her toe thumbs.

Jerry: She doesn't have toe thumbs.

George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor--

#1957

And you call that the Tractor Story?

#1964

Merlot?  I've never heard of it, did they just invent it? 

#1967

You mean, you hunt it?  

#1971

They’re so sensitive.  

#1973

I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.

#1974

You cry.  And then you, cry again...

#1984

Elaine: Listen, lemme ask you something. When you're with a guy, and he tells you he has to get up early, what does that mean?

Jerry: It means he's lying.

#1986

Why didn't you get the big one?  

#1991

Never noticed that before, when George puts his hand over his mouth and looks down at the table, then for a millisecond, looks up at Jerry again.  He's about to crack up.  They spit takes and ketchup ejaculate takes need the most time in production.  

#1993

I should be loaning you money...but I'm not! 

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