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Mr. Marbles? 

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#2003

What's that about ladies frames?  

#2006
4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

My go to anytime my wife says something I didn’t hear. 

My wife and I use that shocked Kramer voice, "What, when?"   It's so much of a part of our weekly vocabulary, I honestly don't even remember what episode it's from.  

#2007
On 7/19/2019 at 12:31 PM, Lobo said:

My wife and I use that shocked Kramer voice, "What, when?"   It's so much of a part of our weekly vocabulary, I honestly don't even remember what episode it's from.  

maybe when jerry tells kramer that elaine will meet them for lunch and kramer is miffed that darren hasn’t informed him of this new development. 

#2015

You'll have visions!

#2023

the andrea doria collided with the stockholm in dense fog 12 miles off the coast of nantucket. 

 

 

63 years ago today. 

#2025
9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?

I don’t know. 

#2026

Have you met my fiancé?

#2028

also, my fiance died from licking toxic invitations that I picked out.  

#2031

I make more money than you do...

#2034

...I coined the expression, "Pardon my French."  

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#2035
On 5/9/2018 at 9:00 PM, futureman said:

you’re swimming in the east river?  the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.

#2036

Four hours in this chop, and I’m a full inch taller!

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#2046

So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Yes! Yes, we did.

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something....there isn't.

#2047
2 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Yes! Yes, we did.

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something....there isn't.

Such an amazing scene.

 

Kramer: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry:? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad , Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea!

#2049

Wife and I are in NY where there are plenty of Seinfeld reminders everywhere we go. She’s pretty sick of the quotes already. 

#2050
14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Wife and I are in NY where there are plenty of Seinfeld reminders everywhere we go. She’s pretty sick of the quotes already. 

Gregory Peck's bicycle?  Barbara Mandrell's skateboard?

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