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#2057

His buttocks are sublime.  

#2059

^ oh man...that’s precious!

#2064

Yeah, nobody ever got shot in the city.  

#2066

Nah, nah.  It's for circus elephants.  

#2067

That's right! Do you want me to say it again? I'll say it again! I hadn't had a pimple since I was eighteen and I don't care that you don't believe me or not!  And how's this? You're fired! Okay you're not. I am just a little hungry.

#2068

 Hello ma? It's me. Guess where I am. In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. It's a long story, I can't tell you now. Because I can't. I said I can't. If I could, I would. Would you stop it? Alright, look, I'm getting off. No, I'm not telling you! How's this? I'm never telling you! I don't care! No! Fine! Never!!

#2069

hello, marjorie?  george costanza.  how are ya, sweetheart?  listen, could you give mr thomassoulo a message for me?  if he needs me tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!!

#2070

“You wanted to see me, Mr, Steinbrenner?”

“Yes George, I did. Come in, come in. George, the word around the office is that you're a Communist.”

“Communist? I’m a Yankee sir, first and foremost.”


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#2077
1 hour ago, futureman said:

see, you wanna keep the big bills on the outside. 

That’s a five!

#2078

You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad plum but I let it go.

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#2082

How'd you get the set in here?  

#2084

Yeah, but it's right downtown

#2086

What was said establishment?  Gary's Old Town Tavern?  

#2087
4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was said establishment?  Gary's Old Town Tavern?  

They could strip you naked, paint you red, and put you on a subway.

#2089

You below 86th.  Street itself is boundary.  

#2090
4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You below 86th.  Street itself is boundary.  

If we deliver to you, then what? Eighty-fifth Street, Wall Street, Mexico, Eighty-fourth Street?

#2091

...well a lot of it is vegetables

#2092
On 8/11/2019 at 8:11 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

When Kramer slides off that curved wall and falls to the ground, the bronzer he's wearing leaves a stain on the wall. 

 

The redhead in this clip is my sister's best friend.  I've known her since I was a little kid.  /csb.

#2093
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just chiming in to say I won a Seinfeld trivia last night at a local establishment.  I am now 2/2 in that department.

I’ve never done this, but I’ve always thought I would win if I did.  I hope I never I meet you in the ring, though. 

#2094
1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’ve never done this, but I’ve always thought I would win if I did.  I hope I never I meet you in the ring, though. 

It was a team of 3 of us and this was actually some REALLY hard stuff.  There were about 10 teams total, but only about 3 of them were ever really in the discussion.  The first one we won was a 55 team field.  That was wild.

#2095
28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It was a team of 3 of us and this was actually some REALLY hard stuff.  There were about 10 teams total, but only about 3 of them were ever really in the discussion.  The first one we won was a 55 team field.  That was wild.

what’s an example of a really hard question?  you remember any?

#2096
On 8/20/2019 at 6:24 PM, futureman said:

what’s an example of a really hard question?  you remember any?

Name of the bad breaker upper?

Name of the Beautiful Lineswoman?

Who gave Kramer the video camera in the episode where George uses the bald cream?

 

 

#2097
34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Name of the bad breaker upper?

Name of the Beautiful Lineswoman?

Who gave Kramer the video camera in the episode where George uses the bald cream?

oh damn, those are tricky.  I’m 0-for-3

#2098
17 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh damn, those are tricky.  I’m 0-for-3

The names of one-episode characters are really hard.  I'd say as a team we probably ended up with around 70% and that was enough to win.

#2099

 Yep I fully concede    

 The character names of some of those one off girlfriends and boyfriends that appear in maybe three scenes with seven total  Lines of dialogue ,  that’s damn near impossible     

 But a pro tip for those trivia organizers ———— The diehard fans didn’t watch that show for the names of the tertiary characters .     That’s for Game of Thrones dorks    

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