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#2102

Not fast food.  good food, quickly.  

#2104

remember Poli-Sci?  How many of those did we go to?  

#2110

Whenever my catches me wiping my mouth on my shirt or sleeve at a meal, she shout-mumbles, "Kenny?" to me like Kramer.  

She also yells, "Bad Chicken, mess you up!" whenever I'm handling chicken to place on the grill.

And if something is going wrong around the house and I say, "That's not gonna be good for business", she of course follows it up with "That's not gonna be good for anybody."

Plus she uses "I am no sleep, no sleep!" which is true right now with our four month old. 

Come to think of it, this has to be her most oft-quoted episode which is really saying something.  Never really thought about that until this part of the thread.  

"so you go into the bathoom at eleven, and you're in bed at what...Two?"  

#2114
55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh please don't tell me you love me Jerry, I can't take it.

Props for putting a quote with that gif. Well done.

jerry seinfeld applause GIF

#2115

Oh, it’s a scene man.   It’s a scene. 

#2119
3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is "she"?

My wife.   Not sure why I didn’t type that word.  I’m curious what other woman y’all thought I had this Seinfeld dynamic with?

She’s the heiress to O. Henry candybar Fortune. 

#2121
4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

My wife.   Not sure why I didn’t type that word.  I’m curious what other woman y’all thought I had this Seinfeld dynamic with?

She’s the heiress to O. Henry candybar Fortune. 

Does she wear a bra?

#2122

Two cups in the front.   Three hooks in the back. 

#2128
59 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

100% lycra-spandex. 

Get outta here, lycra-spandex.

#2132

Your Uncle Moe died a young man.  

#2137

Oh, they were all like that!

#2139

I have many gay friends.  My father’s gay 

#2144

each crepe has to be hand-ROLLED by a Mandelbaum 

#2150

Uh, Dwayne! 

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