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On 9/15/2019 at 1:58 PM, Biff Tannen said:

4 posts in the last 2 weeks?

I try to take a vacation, I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.

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#2164

Ya got eleven minutes?

#2168

He's so dark and disturbed...

#2169

Too bad you can't do that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!

#2171

Elaine: Boy, I'm really looking forward to this duck. I've never had food ordered in advance before.

Jerry: Ah, I could've stayed home and ordered a pizza from Paccino's.

#2175

I think we all know the combination to that vault. 

#2178

I know who's cooking tonight...Paco!  Incoming! 

#2180
2 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Hi Joe....just getting some fruit for myself...gotta have it in the house.

I like it as a snack. wholesome, natural, chock full of vitamins. 

#2181

Fruit's a gamble...I know that going in

#2184

I didn't get any bread.

#2188

What about my feelings?  Don't my feelings count for anything?  Oh, only the poor monkey's important!  Everything has to be done for the monkey!

#2190

Double-Zero?  

#2192

It's crispy-crisp! 

#2195

But I will have to see this hat 

#2198
On 3/29/2018 at 11:25 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Thanks Elaine!  You're such a super lady!

Just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. Europeans with the Beaujolais and Chardonnay . . .

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