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#362

Plus, I gave him the names of some places he could score near the hotel...

#365

jerry’s got nothin, newman’s got nothin.  you’re the only one I know who’s got the good stuff and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawlin up my skin!

#377

Blueberry blackberry.

Blackberry boysenberry.

Boysenberry huckleberry.

Huckleberry raspberry.

Raspberry strawberry.

Strawberry cranberry.

Peach.

#378

You're an errand boy.  Sent by grocery clerks...to collect on a bill.  

Charlie don't surf!  (wait, wrong show).

#381

I think I can still get on the last fan-boat outta here...

#385

Doesn't it give you any joy to see your friend enter into this holiest of unions?

No, no, no it doesn't. No joy no joy whatsoever. Just the whole think makes me . . sick ......

You know, Elaine, very often we cannot see the forest for the trees.

Yeah, I don't know what that means......

#387
On 6/1/2018 at 5:07 PM, honolulu horn said:

A wise man once taught me the healing power of the body's natural pressure points. He sells t-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

Bob Sacamano?

#388

He sells fake fur hats down at Battery Park.  $40.

#389
15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

He sells fake fur Russian hats down at Battery Park.  $40.

Is it sable?

No, but the difference is negligible.  

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