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#3903
27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Looook, you were right and I was wrong, you don’t have to humiliate me alright?

Didn't that guy play the blind guy in Curb?

#3905

“What’s around you?”

“I’m looking at Rays Pizza.”

“Is it Famous Rays??”

“No it’s Original Rays.”


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#3908

Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me...

#3911
3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me...

Do you know how to use a mop wringer?

#3912

KRAMER: Do you know how much that comes to? That's a nickel a day for 20 years. It's going to be $50,000

JERRY: It doesn't work like that.

KRAMER: If it's a dime a day it could be $100,000

#3916

What the hell was that?

Let's see if you get the twenty bucks back.

You know you could've thrown a pencil out the window and seen if that came back.

#3917

Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service.

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#3918
On 9/15/2020 at 7:55 PM, McCroskey said:

“What’s around you?”

“I’m looking at Rays Pizza.”

“Is it Famous Rays??”

“No it’s Original Rays.”


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Original Famous Rays?

#3922
On 9/19/2020 at 2:18 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Original Famous Rays?

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

it’s just original, jerry!

I actually reversed it.  He says Famous Original Rays.  Dammit.

#3926

Ooh, so...I understand you're buying new shoes now at Botticelli's.

Well, you know, we were just talking, and she mentioned how you're buying your shoes now at Botticelli's.

#3929

Watching the first 2 seasons today.  George really overacted in the beginning.  Glad he grew into the character and played it less over the top as it went on.

#3930

-so you feel ‘women and children first’ in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion.

--to some degree...

-so basically it’s every man, woman, child, and invalid for themselves.

--in a manner of speaking...

-well, it’s honest. 

#3934
On 9/22/2020 at 9:22 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Eat hickory!

It’s the wood that makes it good. 

#3938

Watching the ep where Elaine is dating Bob Odenkirk. Cameos from Jeter and Bernie Williams as George is taking bp and hitting bombs. 

#3939

Elevate your legs!

#3940
49 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Watching the ep where Elaine is dating Bob Odenkirk. Cameos from Jeter and Bernie Williams as George is taking bp and hitting bombs. 

not metabolic acidosis, duh!!

#3941
7 hours ago, threesheets said:

Watching the ep where Elaine is dating Bob Odenkirk. Cameos from Jeter and Bernie Williams as George is taking bp and hitting bombs. 

 Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

#3944
3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Do you want to talk about hotels or do you wanna win some ball games?

#3945
4 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Yeah, ‘71. That was my first year on the job, bad year for libraries.


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Pee pees and wee wees!

#3947

Well I got a news flash for you joy-boy: party time is over!

#3949

I think it's important to take note of roots and influences. 

I'm partial to the line, "One night in Cleveland, 0-0-0, goodbye streak, DiMaggio."

 

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