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#4401

"Yeeeesssss...Kavorca."

Korvorca?

It is a Latvian word, which means, "the lure of the animal."

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#4409

Watching the original Austin Powers for the first time in like 15 years at least.  There are so many Seinfeld characters in it.

Off the top we've got the Soup Nazi, Babu, the Wig Master, and the guy who hits on the Wig Master in front of Jerry.  Also, Elizabeth Hurley is so hot.

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also Robert Wagner, but he's been in everything

#4414

Um, uh, I was wondering if you got a chance to look at that , um, biography of Columbus, I gave you?

Yes I did. Yes I did. ... Maureen this water is still too cold.

#4422
1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What's your definition of scary cold?

you know what the, uh, temperature is in florida today? seventy-nine. that’s almost eighty. 

#4423
9 minutes ago, futureman said:

you know what the, uh, temperature is in florida today? seventy-nine. that’s almost eighty. 

I know that's a George line, but I read that in Jack Klompus' voice. ALMOST 80 JERRY!

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#4424

How the hell should I know what boxes?!?!?!

#4431

When Kramer goes back to work at H&H he puts his coat in the glass cooler with the bagels.  Always made me laugh.

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#4432

I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely. I mean, to me, that’s one of the most important parts of a relationship.

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#4439

It's pronounced "eh-stomp"  

#4441

That episode was the original cancel culture, if you think about it.  Only Seinfeld episode not shown in the syndication rotation.  

Think about the disgusting shit they did on that show, but it was a pretend disrespecting of a pretend flag on a pretend set.  That's what did it?  

That's a shame.

#4442
2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That episode was the original cancel culture, if you think about it.  Only Seinfeld episode not shown in the syndication rotation.  

Think about the disgusting shit they did on that show, but it was a pretend disrespecting of a pretend flag on a pretend set.  That's what did it?  

That's a shame.

Yeah, I never really got it.  I mean, Kramer yelling "caliente!" maybe?

#4445

George: What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually.
Kramer: Does that bother you?
George: Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?
Kramer: Not at all.
George: You see, now, that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it.

 

I have a friend at work like this.  She's terrified of anything having to do with death.  She's also been holed up in an apartment for basically a year now.  I'm more on the Kramer side of things.

#4447

She's into Malakas, Kramer...you believe that?!?!?!?!?!

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