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#5004

You're still friends with Lomez?  

#5006

Oh yeah?  Well my best friend is Corky Ramirez.  Up on 94th street. 

#5008

Yeah, he gets it from his butcher.  

 

#5009

Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I think about whether or not Jay's horse butcher is also the same butcher that gave Kramer his deli slicer/whitecoat? 

And how thinly can you shave horsemeat?   

#5010
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I think about whether or not Jay's horse butcher is also the same butcher that gave Kramer his deli slicer/whitecoat? 

And how thinly can you shave horsemeat?   

Franco?

#5011

Who's Franco? 

#5013

Then how will you know if you sliced it?  

 

All this talk of horses and Kramer, I can't help but reimagine the episode with the Balm and Jackie Chiles.  But instead of balm, it's horse paste.  I'm looking for laughs today to take the edge off all the covid news coming out of our elementary school.  

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#5014
18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Then how will you know if you sliced it?  

 

All this talk of horses and Kramer, I can't help but reimagine the episode with the Balm and Jackie Chiles.  But instead of balm, it's horse paste.  I'm looking for laughs today to take the edge off all the covid news coming out of our elementary school.  

Do you know what a balm is?

#5015
3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do you know what a balm is?

No one can tell what a balm’s going to do. They’re unpredictable. 

#5016

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

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#5018
23 hours ago, McCroskey said:

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

That business was all improvised. Jerry, Jason, and Julia were dying. 

#5019
23 hours ago, McCroskey said:

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

The under the breath burp was the clincher. 

#5022

so you're Pappy?  

#5024

I'm Pappy?  

#5026

Fruit's a gamble.  I know that going in.  

#5032

You mean the holes?

#5039
48 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Well, hello Photo Store Shelia..

Gee, I really like your picture, would you like to go out on a date with me please?

#5042
21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night. 

 

Great, great. So anytime you want you can just visualize her naked.

#5048
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

As I lie in my bed with my AC broken,  

I have found taking a cold shower before bed is helpful in that situation. 

#5049
4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I have found taking a cold shower before bed is helpful in that situation. 

They’re for psychotics!

#5050

Yes, yes. I am Dr. Vanostran from the clinic. I need Elaine Benes chart. She's a patient of mine and she's not going to make it. It's uh very bad very messy.

I see and what clinic is that again?

That's correct.

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