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#651

That’s what makes this so difficult. 

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#652
3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I don't even really work here.

EDIT - Dang. Lobo beat me to the response.  Here's Kramer eating crackers instead.

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#656

Which by the way...was for two

#664

i think a seinfed reboot season when they are all in their late 60's early 70's would be incredible.

#666
4 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

i think a seinfed reboot season when they are all in their late 60's early 70's would be incredible.

It would have to be sans Kramer or the SJW crowd would lose their shit 

#667

he was pretty great in the Danny Duberstein episode of curb.

 

Ukraine is game to you!?!?!

#669
5 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

he was pretty great in the Danny Duberstein episode of curb.

 

Ukraine is game to you!?!?!

I duberstein’d the shit outta that room. 

Sorry wrong show.

is there anything to drink here, or is that like a stupid question?

#671

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.  

#672
On August 3, 2018 at 3:30 PM, NorthLoop said:

It would have to be sans Kramer or the SJW crowd would lose their shit 

Wrong. You're projecting. 

#673

Yeah, nobody really seemed to mind when he was on a handful of Curb episodes a few years back.  And he was basically playing himself (in most scenes-he was just in preproduction and hanging out on the lot and with Larry), which should more offensive than reviving Kramer who everybody loves.  If he could get away with that, he can surface again and play Kramer.  

#679
56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No, no, he's out!  He got out!

Conjugal visit sex?

No...Fugitive Sex! 

#682

It's like an eclipse.  You get a sense of it, and then you look away! 

#684

You know they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

Well that's really not fair.

#688

then mr seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point mr costanza scooped ice out of mr seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up.  then mr costanza remarked to me, “this never happened.”

#690
10 minutes ago, futureman said:

then mr seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point mr costanza scooped ice out of mr seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up.  then mr costanza remarked to me, “this never happened.”

 I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it’s business as usual at Kramerica.

#691

As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

#695

What about sex?

She likes talking during sex.

Oh... dirty talking?

No. Just chitchat, movies, current events, regular stuff.

#696
On 8/7/2018 at 4:23 PM, Art Vandelay said:

As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken. 

#699

I mean, I feel like I had two lives. My pre-mousse and now, I begin my post-mousse. Hey, tell me the truth,

have you ever seen a better looking guy?

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