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#7402
12 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

almost a faux documentary style where it would be following Jerry around during the day showing how he got his ideas for his stand-up.

Obviously they gave in on that point, but I thought it was pretty interesting that they wanted to do that, given that about ~10 years later that became the de facto format for sitcoms with The Office (BBC and NBC), Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Always Sunny, etc., etc.

arrested development and always sunny?  

#7403
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Your callback knowledge of completely unrelated information is beyond impressive.  I can do quotes and can truly dissect a Larry David denouement (he is truly a master in that will be remembered above Fitzgerald).  But you can remember apartment numbers, addresses, colors of articles of clothing, etc.  It's beyond impressive.  You're like a worthless Rain Man.  Instead of using your skills to fleece casinos, you win pub trivia for a prize which I can only assume is a tenderloin, a salad, and a baked potato at 9:00p but for early bird pricing.  

#7405
9 hours ago, futureman said:

arrested development and always sunny?  

Was more referencing the single-camera / no studio audience / no laugh track portion there.

#7410

Speaking of that...you got eleven minutes?  

(22 years of sex later, I still use that line on my wife.  She has probably deleted it from her phone 37 times /csb) 

#7412

I wouldn't just lie there but I would definitely let her be on top and direct traffic.  No way I could keep myself from grabbing some ass then some breasts.  But she strikes me as somebody that doesn't want anybody else to influence the pace with a lot of superfluous handplay.   

I'm not a physically violent man.  Brad Hall could whisk my children outta the street from being hit by a bus just a second before certain death.  And I would still sit him down on the curb to thank him, but end up beating the living shit out of him in front of my own daughters.  

#7413
4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

elaine benes eye roll GIF by HULU

#7414
4 hours ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

Specifically she said he could read the paper.

#7417
15 hours ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

She's quite breathtaking. 

#7418

My wife uses Alexa for an alarm clock. When we say “Alexa stop” she tells us the time and weather. I wonder if Feldman ever got paid for his brilliant idea or if Bezos just stole it.

#7420
15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Haven't you done enough already?  

Wow, she was a fucking smoke-show in that episode.  

Leather jacket and curly hair.  Yes please.

#7421
3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Leather jacket and curly hair.  Yes please.

I'm not gonna ask what it cost.  When you're ready...you'll tell me.

#7439

Apparently she doesn’t think much of this George fellow… I recall the word “loser” peppered throughout the conversation…

#7448

And just (point, point), have fun! 

 

Also-you will never see Joe Mayo and Congressman Ronny Jackson (R-TX) at the same party.  Prove me wrong.

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