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#101
Clownface. Possible mustache. 
The way her left pinky toe sticks in somewhat in that Leno picture? Super no thank you. Would not congratulate.

Perfect everything but, alas, a shaggy 3.

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#106
2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!

Actual lol.  Angry Elaine is best Elaine.

#107
13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Actual lol.  Angry Elaine is best Elaine.

Agreed.

"Vegetable Lasagna" is one of the great foils in Seinfeld History.

#109
3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Agreed.

"Vegetable Lasagna" is one of the great foils in Seinfeld History.

this guy?  he’s an idiot.  he doesn’t mean anything to me. 

#111

"So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn't it?"
"Man, it wasn't the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze."
"AM/PM."
"Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume."
"Ah...the volume."
"Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm."
"Ah, separate knob."
"Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?! "
"Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio."

#118

Sidra was #1.  The cop was really cute.  Courtney Cox in her prime. Hallie (Friar's Club) was hot, Amanda Peet, Lori Loughlin, Cindy the hooker maid...I bet Larry David got pissed seeing Jerry make out with all these chicks.

#119

the dumb actress who was also a cashier was hot.  her name eludes me. 

edit: shit after checking the jerry’s girlfriends site it looks like I’m combining two women.  oh well.  marlene was the cashier and tawny kitaen was the dumb actress (penis chess). 

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#125

Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me.

Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for
all eternity.

#130
3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Beth Lookner is the hottest of Jerry's girlfriends.

 

 

Noooooooope

#131
On 4/10/2018 at 1:16 PM, NOMAAA said:

laura was not jerry's girlfriend.  sharon always did it for me.

What? -a bulimic, chain-smoking, stenographer from Staten Island? -some pom-pom-wavin' Backseat Bimbo?!

#144
9 hours ago, Rivers said:

If anything... The monkey should apologize to me!

mr. kramer, he’s an innocent primate. 

#149
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can't let this fall off the first page.

I can't, I won't.

all right, fine.  I don’t care.  if the site crashes everybody on the first page is going to die, anyway. 

#150

Frank Costanza: Many Christmas’ ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way.

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.

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