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#851

Would I be able to get my hand out?  

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#852

do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000?  or is this “mouth vacuum” thing for real?

#854

These are my everyday balloons. 

#858

I’m rick.  are you looking to buy or to lease?

-uh, borrow.  it’s for my friend.  yeah he’ll be buying it.  

maybe I should talk to him...

-oh I don’t think so.  he’s an entertainer.  you know, all over the place, that’s where I come in...

I see, so you’re his mana—

-uh NEIGH-bor, that’s right.  why don’t we take this boiler out for a shakedown...

#862

Yeah, but I saw a monkey that could do sign language once

#864

High five.

#866

So I'm heading to Tuscany tomorrow and all I can think is:

 

Well if you're thinking of getting a place there don't bother. There's

really nothing available.

#867

Si, Si...this one.

#869

nougat?  please.  I think I’ve reached a point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie.  

#873

He in here all the time, live on park avenue 

#874
2 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

George is really given' it to T-Bone....

I shouldn’t have said that about your wife.  please, accept my apologies. 

#875

Yeah?  Well I just had sex with your wife!

#876

My mother...was taken from my house by the Communists in the middle of the night when I was ten years old. She was sent to a slave labor camp, where she labored for twelve years. Finally, they released her and she was on a boat to America to re-unite with us...but she was served some bad fish, and she died...on the high seas.

#877

Well, how many do you lose on a normal cruise...like 30, 40?  

#884

Really?  Some sitters haven said he can be a handful l...

#889
7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm not paying five cents for that stupid recycling thing. 

Oh ho! Then you ain't a gettin' no coke!

#891

 She um, she wants to see The Muted Heart.

 Oh, The Muted Heart. Glen Close. Sally Field. Well, that should be good.

#893

No, she taped Mad About You...

#894

I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick ass philanthropist!  I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out, and then they would owe me big time! 

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#895

First thing you're gonna need is a driver...

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#897
3 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you bastards are running things.

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