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#8152

That is weird to think about, actually.  She really didn't seem that short by Jerry and George.  Obviously everybody was shorted next to Kramer.  Wow, 5'3", did not see that coming.  I would guessed 5'6" or so.  Between the cleated shoes and poofy hair.  Hmm..    Who knew?  All that to say, I want to be on her.  And have desired as such for 25 years.  

#8153
2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That is weird to think about, actually.  She really didn't seem that short by Jerry and George.  Obviously everybody was shorted next to Kramer.  Wow, 5'3", did not see that coming.  I would guessed 5'6" or so.  Between the cleated shoes and poofy hair.  Hmm..    Who knew?  All that to say, I want to be on her.  And have desired as such for 25 years.  

Jason Alexander is 5'5"

#8154

Took you 30 years to ascertain Julia's height.  But you're been walking around with Jason's physical measurements this whole time?  Fucking weirdo.  

#8155
27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jason Alexander is 5'5"

26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Took you 30 years to ascertain Julia's height.  But you're been walking around with Jason's physical measurements this whole time?  Fucking weirdo.  

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who’s Harold and who’s Manny?

#8160

you know how people say things during a breakup that they don't mean?  Yeah, he means them.  

#8163

Some really great exchanges happened on that stock footage park bench.  Marissa Tomei.  The stolen alarm clock.  Elaine's freakishly large head.  

#8168

well, not “africa” actually, south africa.  my family used to live there but we got out years ago, for obvious reasons.  you know how it is. 

#8169
13 minutes ago, futureman said:

well, not “africa” actually, south africa.  my family used to live there but we got out years ago, for obvious reasons.  you know how it is. 

Maybe

#8177
10 minutes ago, futureman said:

take back your tales, you vagabond!

-eee-yippie-yay-aye!!

Typical intra-thread derail by Lobo.  Think of sitcoms or dramas with dark humor that you've watched in the last 25 years.  And think of how so many of them have one or more characters that speak not only with an elevated vocabulary, but also a amalgamated trans-atlantic accent or 'boarding school dialect.'  Not the exact same audible tone, but the styles, rhythms, and verbiage of Peterman.  There's one on every fucking show now and it wasn't very common before Peterman.  Everybody else on the show was smart and pithy, but "spoke" in the vocal sense like a regular person. 

Take Cliff Claven from Cheers.  His terminology and knowledge was off the charts, but he still droned on like a working class Bostonian in his speech patterns.  There are a few examples before Peterman.  But hundreds after him.  My two sawbucks.  Now give me my yam-yam  

#8189

Well George, I'll be honest.  I could go either way on you.  But what the hell, we need someone, eh?

You won't regret this sir.

I don't care.

#8191
On 10/10/2023 at 6:24 PM, YGIFS said:

Typical intra-thread derail by Lobo.  Think of sitcoms or dramas with dark humor that you've watched in the last 25 years.  And think of how so many of them have one or more characters that speak not only with an elevated vocabulary, but also a amalgamated trans-atlantic accent or 'boarding school dialect.'  Not the exact same audible tone, but the styles, rhythms, and verbiage of Peterman.  There's one on every fucking show now and it wasn't very common before Peterman.  Everybody else on the show was smart and pithy, but "spoke" in the vocal sense like a regular person. 

Take Cliff Claven from Cheers.  His terminology and knowledge was off the charts, but he still droned on like a working class Bostonian in his speech patterns.  There are a few examples before Peterman.  But hundreds after him.  My two sawbucks.  Now give me my yam-yam  

just reached the Peterman era on our re-watch and I am here for it.  

#8192
54 minutes ago, Lazarus Bocanegra said:

just reached the Peterman era on our re-watch and I am here for it.  

Well, this certainly looks like a lot of words.

#8195

Underrated one-off character.

"Hey, you got a bad peach? That's an act of God. He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches, I sell the peaches. You have a problem? You talk to him."

#8197
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Underrated one-off character.

"Hey, you got a bad peach? That's an act of God. He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches, I sell the peaches. You have a problem? You talk to him."

You're BANNED

#8199

Fruit is a risk, I know that going in.  

(or does he say, 'Produce is a risk.  I know that going in')?  

#8200
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Fruit is a risk, I know that going in.  

(or does he say, 'Produce is a risk.  I know that going in')?  

I think it's fruit, but I do believe it's "fruit is a gamble".  Too lazy this morning to look it up.

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