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#953
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I do the same thing with barometer/thermometer. 

You pick up thermometers at coffee shops?  Do you realize where some of those things have been?  

#955

Wife tucks in the sheet and blanket. She likes it like that. I go full apeshit George on her under the covers sometimes. 

#957

I'm picking out a brand new face here... 

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Gipple is my favorite.

My favorite aspect of this episode is the callback several episodes later when they see Dolores on the street, but George only remembers her as Mulva.  Good stuff.

#961
32 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

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It's this kinda stuff that got Lloyd Braun fired, ya' know?  

#964
16 hours ago, Lobo said:

It's this kinda stuff that got Lloyd Braun fired, ya' know?  

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board.

#965

Serenity now...insanity later.

#967
5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wilhelm? My name is Tanya. 

Most of the world is carpeted George, and one day...we will do all the cleaning.

#970
8 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?

oh yeah, and they’re just as mean as he was.

#971
6 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown!  Well I followed the instructions!

Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavaria Cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it, he says, "Ah, I'll just have some coffee."  

#979
15 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? 

True story/cool story...on the side I record a couple of radio spots here and there mostly for friends' businesses, averages maybe 1-2/year tops.  And every voiceover guy has a little warmup they do.  One of mine, to hit that deep and moving baritone I do pretty well, is I repeat in this sharply dramatic sweep, "It was the pride of Krakow."  I do that about 5-10 times.Not one sound engineer has ever understood why in the fuck I do that.  

Anyway, Zorn and Zutroff were outta town. 

#986

let’s go deeper.  what kind of man are you?  well, you’re weak, spineless.  a man of temptations... but what tempts you?

#997

They’re hatching something, you can be sure...

#998

Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?

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