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#9301
12 minutes ago, futureman said:

the coconut line is from the beginning of the butter shave. 

Yes. Just reminded me of George’s candy line up. 

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#9305
On 5/11/2025 at 10:09 PM, futureman said:

how many twix does that make for you today?  like eight twix??

I always wondered if he meant 4 packages or 8

#9311

From his standup, but one of my favorite bits. 
 

There is no more male idea in the history of the world than, “why don’t we fly up to the moon and drive around?”

#9315

Not sure how old this is, but Jeopardy had a Seinfeld category and the questions should be a lay up for everyone in this thread. 

Run the category or no soup for you! @seinfeldtv #Jeopardy! #Seinfeld

 

#9316
21 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Not sure how old this is, but Jeopardy had a Seinfeld category and the questions should be a lay up for everyone in this thread. 

Run the category or no soup for you! @seinfeldtv #Jeopardy! #Seinfeld

 

Yeah, saw that on Instagram the other day.  I would've bet my life savings on that daily double.

#9317

Look, you wanna get hurt?  I don't think you wanna get hurt because if you wanna get hurt I can hurt you.

#9318
4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Look, you wanna get hurt?  I don't think you wanna get hurt because if you wanna get hurt I can hurt you.

Watched this today. Cedric and Bob. Great stuff. 

#9328

Algae, obviously plankton, I don't know what else I can tell you, Oh

I just got back from a trip to the Galapagos Islands, I was living

with the turtles.

#9346
5 hours ago, futureman said:

some fun classics here

It’s like this entire thread condensed into one post, if you include the comments. But I still think we do it better. 

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