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I always wondered how big that check was that got Elaine all hot and bothered. 

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On 11/21/2025 at 2:35 PM, futureman said:

what a babe

I miss Dave too.

On 11/25/2025 at 5:50 AM, WBT said:

I miss Dave too.

Yeah. But I’d much rather fuck Julia. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah. But I’d much rather fuck Julia. 

 

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I just wanted to make out a little but she kind of—

finished your thought. 

I don't memorize language, I memorize color. This way I can go through red, yellow, green, blue and I have a full palette of emotions.

What's the matter with you?
-Nothing......except that a bird
ran into my giant freak head.

Man, I wish I could get my hands on some of those Elaine photos that crazy Joe Davola took. 

I still want to see her damn Christmas card.

Hey, Nip, you need that manuscript, or can I take it?

I see here that you play the harp.  tell me, why do they have to tilt it?

I got a lot of problems with you people!

 

I think you can take him, Georgie!

Stop crying and fight your father. 
 

They’re snaps. 
 

Heyyyy nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel yo!

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