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#1101
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh man, that looks like a dead bear.

He was struttin' around the coffee shop like Stein Erikson. 

Also,

You might wanna get a look at that bathing suit drawer. 

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#1103
10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Well, I’m sorry I’m not Brad. I’m me! Nice to meet ya!

these beans are pretty good. 

-mmm hmm, twenty minutes. 

#1104

^

they didn’t even try to make her apartment look different from the Ross’ place.  Which was a rather humble living area given their elaborate dining room and many, many monies...

”I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple...”

#1106

coffee shop?? haha I think we can do a little better than that.  you look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant. 

#1107

And you look like you could use a.......

#1110

And she pursued and I withdrew...

and I pursued and she withdrew.  

#1114

She's sporting a Larry Fine.  

A what? 

A Larry Fine! 

#1116
3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Correction. I WAS bald.

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING! AND THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!

#1117

I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic.  It's a pleasure.

#1119
5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wide lanes!

well, you black out lane lines one and three and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise.  so, you got any black paint?

#1121
45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Home Alone?

The old man got to me!

my favorite part about that scene is that they’re playing knock-off music from “home alone” because I guess they didn’t wanna pay for the rights to the real music(??).  who knows.  but it amuses me. 

#1122
5 minutes ago, futureman said:

my favorite part about that scene is that they’re playing knock-off music from “home alone” because I guess they didn’t wanna pay for the rights to the real music(??).  who knows.  but it amuses me. 

John Williams did the score, so licensing probably not cheap.  I just watched it in real life.

#1123

And this road is so luxurious.  

#1136

And when it comes time to write about my romantic escapades, feel free to toss yourself in the mix. 

#1142

uh-huh, and what about your sideburns?  

#1146

Time is what Jerry is referring to there...with that...there. 

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