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57 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

Oh my best friend bought that a few weeks ago and sent me the same pic. 

You're still friends with Lomez?  

Oh yeah?  Well my best friend is Corky Ramirez.  Up on 94th street. 

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jay Riemenschneider

he’s the one that eats horse, right?

Yeah, he gets it from his butcher.  

 

Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I think about whether or not Jay's horse butcher is also the same butcher that gave Kramer his deli slicer/whitecoat? 

And how thinly can you shave horsemeat?   

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I think about whether or not Jay's horse butcher is also the same butcher that gave Kramer his deli slicer/whitecoat? 

And how thinly can you shave horsemeat?   

Franco?

Who's Franco? 

19 hours ago, Lobo said:

And how thinly can you shave horsemeat?   

so thin you can’t even see them.

Then how will you know if you sliced it?  

 

All this talk of horses and Kramer, I can't help but reimagine the episode with the Balm and Jackie Chiles.  But instead of balm, it's horse paste.  I'm looking for laughs today to take the edge off all the covid news coming out of our elementary school.  

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18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Then how will you know if you sliced it?  

 

All this talk of horses and Kramer, I can't help but reimagine the episode with the Balm and Jackie Chiles.  But instead of balm, it's horse paste.  I'm looking for laughs today to take the edge off all the covid news coming out of our elementary school.  

Do you know what a balm is?

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do you know what a balm is?

No one can tell what a balm’s going to do. They’re unpredictable. 

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

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23 hours ago, McCroskey said:

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

That business was all improvised. Jerry, Jason, and Julia were dying. 

23 hours ago, McCroskey said:

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

The under the breath burp was the clincher. 

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Happy, Pappy?

I use this consistently with the wife. 

so you're Pappy?  

I'm Pappy?  

Fruit's a gamble.  I know that going in.  

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I use this consistently with the wife. 

I posted it right after saying it to mine. 

I thought we were stealing it.

it feels like we’re stealing it. 

You mean the holes?

Just watched Armageddon and Slippery Pete is great in that.  Also The Big Lebowski.  And Fargo.  And like 100 other things.

48 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Well, hello Photo Store Shelia..

Gee, I really like your picture, would you like to go out on a date with me please?

Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night. 

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night. 

 

Great, great. So anytime you want you can just visualize her naked.

don’t sweat it, buddy, I used to have fleas.

-what did you do about them?

what do you mean?

As I lie in my bed with my AC broken, all I can think is :

I’ve slept in REALLY hot rooms and I WANTED to kill MYself. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

As I lie in my bed with my AC broken,  

I have found taking a cold shower before bed is helpful in that situation. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I have found taking a cold shower before bed is helpful in that situation. 

They’re for psychotics!

Yes, yes. I am Dr. Vanostran from the clinic. I need Elaine Benes chart. She's a patient of mine and she's not going to make it. It's uh very bad very messy.

I see and what clinic is that again?

That's correct.

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