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1 hour ago, futureman said:

yeah now that you say that I agree. I thought maybe my tv was getting worse. 

Who is he?

My tv is better than him!

It’s worse!

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damn that makes her tits look tiny

 

 

nevermind... it's cuz she's got a big head. 

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YOU SAID YES!? Don't you have any pride or self respect? I mean, how can you prostitute yourself like this? I mean what are you going to do? You're going to start driving him to the airport?


I'm NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!

If you have a chance to watch Seinfeld's Lego short film this morning, do it.  It's only 90 seconds.

It's not that funny, but Dr. Whatley and Puddy have hilarious cameos.  

Well, my friend Jay Reimenschneider eats horse all the time. He gets it from his butcher.

Oh yeah, a wise man once taught me the healing power of the body’s natural pressure points….

He sells T-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

He had to be shot.

These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor. 

On 10/4/2021 at 9:27 PM, Biff Tannen said:

His mudder was a mudder. 

I think that was a tribute to an old Abbott and Costello routine.

The long version:

 

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I think that was a tribute to an old Abbott and Costello routine.

The long version:

 

Nice. I know almost every episode by heart, but there are so many old movie and comedy references that go right over my head. 

21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Nice. I know almost every episode by heart, but there are so many old movie and comedy references that go right over my head. 

Long ago I had a cassette tape of Abbott and Costello radio performances where they did that routine and included the lines “His mudder was a mudder” and “His fodder was a mudder.” That version was better than either of the clips I could find. And that was a great tape. There was a time when I knew that “Who’s on first?” bit by heart. 

Oh Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price: your soul. 

Me so happy. Me want to cry. 
 

Man, I love the bizarro world episode. The meetup with the two groups on the sidewalk is classic. 

Elaine awkwardly trying to open the door to leave is so great. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

Elaine awkwardly trying to open the door to leave is so great. 

It's locked...

What are you, a medieval dungeon master?  

NSIAP---does the Netflix cache of episodes include "Puerto Rican Day" or did that get 'cancelled'?

It wasn't that strong an episode, especially given how great the second half of that season was.  But the wealthy industrialists showdown was awesome, and it's the final appearance in the trilogy of Cedric & Bob. 

Yes, it does. First one I watched since I hadn’t seen it in years. 

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It wasn't that strong an episode

this was debated recently. it’s strong to quite strong. 

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Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!

2 hours ago, futureman said:

this was debated recently. it’s strong to quite strong. 

now you've done it

I liked it.  Was just asking if it’s included in the Netflix episode drop.  

I mean I love just seeing you and having sex. Not having to do all that, you know, work.  All that calling you, and buying you stuff.  Hearing about how everyone at work isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal.

I saw another infograph, whatever we're calling them.  It was yet another reminder that Jerry never said, "What's the deal with..." during the show.  Either in the scripted scenes or in the opening standup bits.  But I swear when George is contemplating whether or not to go play Frolf...Jerry pops up in a bubble over his shoulder and says something like, "And what's the deal with...(can't remember the noun he says."  Am I remembering that right?  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I saw another infograph, whatever we're calling them.  It was yet another reminder that Jerry never said, "What's the deal with..." during the show.  Either in the scripted scenes or in the opening standup bits.  But I swear when George is contemplating whether or not to go play Frolf...Jerry pops up in a bubble over his shoulder and says something like, "And what's the deal with...(can't remember the noun he says."  Am I remembering that right?  

Yep, "what's the deal with airplane peanuts?"

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and doesn’t george say “what’s the deal with those guys down in the pit?”

I'm sure the expression is said quite a few times over the course of the series.  Perhaps even by the great Kenny Bannia...the Voice of a New Generation!

But I've seen two claims lately that Jerry never said it, and sure enough---there it is.  

 

found another. he’s off screen but at the assembly jerry says

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8 hours ago, futureman said:

and doesn’t george say “what’s the deal with those guys down in the pit?”

Yes. They’re musicians. 

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