November 8, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Lobo said: They musta mixed up my plates down at the DMV. So you’re the Assman?
November 8, 20214 yr I'm not the Assman, but I certainly am An Assman. The license plate pics on the last page were too much to pass up for one of my all-time favorite Kramer moments. My wife will never let me own a boat, but if I ever did...it'll be named the aS.S.man best i can get right now is one of those boat rental memberships and a koozie that has "Assman" on it. Further thread derail...the inside show universe of Seinfeld movies is always a fun rabbit hole to go down. But what Larry did to deconstruct modern medicine is absolutely Emmy-worthy. Think about the different specialties covered by myriad doctors on the show and how they all somehow become the brunt of a joke. From periodontists to pediatrists to dentists to dermatologists to proctologists to fake doctors to med school dropouts to the last two doctors under "Z" in the phonebook. The "health care ecosystem" in the Seinfeld Universe might be biggest single profession ever dealt with on the show (save for maybe sports). Edited November 8, 20214 yr by Lobo
November 8, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Dr…Van Nostren? Thats right. Deadpan Kramer lines are my favorite Seinfeld moments.
November 8, 20214 yr Every once in awhile, the simulation throws us a bone to let us know it's got a bit of a sense of humor. That's gotta be new because I was flying in/out of Denver every month for two years and that obviously would have stood out to me. And the name of the guy in the bottom of the frame? Dennis Castro.
November 8, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Lobo said: And the name of the guy in the bottom of the frame? Dennis Castro. err, DWAYNE!!
November 8, 20214 yr 44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: I had no idea this was real. Denver airport. Ha, I saw that last week.
November 9, 20214 yr they mention us in this article: https://www.cracked.com/article_31765_seinfelds-lack-of-empathy-has-the-same-roots-as-the-simpsons.html
November 9, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, Lobo said: they mention us in this article: https://www.cracked.com/article_31765_seinfelds-lack-of-empathy-has-the-same-roots-as-the-simpsons.html Well it is the perfect show for this site.
November 11, 20214 yr The worst part of course is that she also possessed many of the other qualities prized by the superficial man.
November 11, 20214 yr They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages. Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200--somewhere--there were two women living together.
November 11, 20214 yr well, if I hear you correctly—and I think that I do—my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again.
November 14, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, futureman said: when he was leaving did he say “I’m splittin”? Did he use the word “man”?
November 16, 20214 yr I saved your life! You would be dead! Dead! You would cease to exist! You would be gone for the rest of eternity! Can you even begin to comprehend what that means?!?
November 17, 20214 yr oh hey, you got some messages. george, george, elaine, george again, elaine… newman, but that was a crank call.
November 17, 20214 yr yeah and some Sally woman called, she says thanks a lot, she’s quitting the business. you ruined her life.
November 18, 20214 yr On 11/8/2021 at 10:12 AM, Lobo said: Further thread derail...the inside show universe of Seinfeld movies is always a fun rabbit hole to go down. But what Larry did to deconstruct modern medicine is absolutely Emmy-worthy. Think about the different specialties covered by myriad doctors on the show and how they all somehow become the brunt of a joke. From periodontists to pediatrists to dentists to dermatologists to proctologists to fake doctors to med school dropouts to the last two doctors under "Z" in the phonebook. The "health care ecosystem" in the Seinfeld Universe might be biggest single profession ever dealt with on the show (save for maybe sports).
November 19, 20214 yr Your favorite Thanksgiving-centric Seinfeld episode? I know that wasn’t their thing…but???
November 21, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said: Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I knew it!
November 21, 20214 yr so biff wants to be a buff. well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.
November 21, 20214 yr On 11/18/2021 at 11:12 PM, Lobo said: Your favorite Thanksgiving-centric Seinfeld episode? I know that wasn’t their thing…but???
November 22, 20214 yr what do I need to talk for? to blab to the neighbors about how george has a new femme-jerry friend? or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how george is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? see now, I've done all that... now, it's time for silence.
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