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#5201

They musta mixed up my plates down at the DMV.

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#5203

I'm not the Assman, but I certainly am An Assman.  The license plate pics on the last page were too much to pass up for one of my all-time favorite Kramer moments.  

My wife will never let me own a boat, but if I ever did...it'll be named the aS.S.man   

best i can get right now is one of those boat rental memberships and a koozie that has "Assman" on it.  

Further thread derail...the inside show universe of Seinfeld movies is always a fun rabbit hole to go down.  But what Larry did to deconstruct modern medicine is absolutely Emmy-worthy.  Think about the different specialties covered by myriad doctors on the show and how they all somehow become the brunt of a joke.  From periodontists to pediatrists to dentists to dermatologists to proctologists to fake doctors to med school dropouts to the last two doctors under "Z" in the phonebook.  The "health care ecosystem" in the Seinfeld Universe might be biggest single profession ever dealt with on the show (save for maybe sports).  

 

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#5207

Every once in awhile, the simulation throws us a bone to let us know it's got a bit of a sense of humor.  

That's gotta be new because I was flying in/out of Denver every month for two years and that obviously would have stood out to me.  And the name of the guy in the bottom of the frame?  

Dennis Castro. 

#5209

We're talking about people, right?  

#5217

They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.

Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200--somewhere--there were two women living together.

#5218

well, if I hear you correctly—and I think that I do—my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again.

#5220

Oh it’s a scene man…it’s a Scene 

#5224

That sounds hot 

#5228

I saved your life! You would be dead! Dead! You would cease to exist! You would be gone for the rest of eternity! Can you even begin to comprehend what that means?!?

#5230

I mean..I'll go.  If I don't have to talk.

#5231

oh hey, you got some messages. george, george, elaine, george again, elaine… newman, but that was a crank call. 

#5234

I hear ya sister.  

#5237
On 11/8/2021 at 10:12 AM, Lobo said:

Further thread derail...the inside show universe of Seinfeld movies is always a fun rabbit hole to go down.  But what Larry did to deconstruct modern medicine is absolutely Emmy-worthy.  Think about the different specialties covered by myriad doctors on the show and how they all somehow become the brunt of a joke.  From periodontists to pediatrists to dentists to dermatologists to proctologists to fake doctors to med school dropouts to the last two doctors under "Z" in the phonebook.  The "health care ecosystem" in the Seinfeld Universe might be biggest single profession ever dealt with on the show (save for maybe sports).  

 

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#5240

Your favorite Thanksgiving-centric Seinfeld episode?   I know that wasn’t their thing…but???

#5247
On 11/18/2021 at 11:12 PM, Lobo said:

Your favorite Thanksgiving-centric Seinfeld episode?   I know that wasn’t their thing…but???

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#5249

what do I need to talk for? to blab to the neighbors about how george has a new femme-jerry friend? or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how george is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? see now, I've done all that... now, it's time for silence.

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