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#5251

Everything with you has to be so...jokey.

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#5253

I wish I was taller

#5258
On 5/24/2021 at 3:01 PM, 66BUFF said:

Hey Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home?

Just rewatched this episode and I still can't envision what the photo would look like that a nip is exposed enough that Jerry, Newman, etc., notice it immediately, but Elaine, Kramer, and Elaine's assistants who helped her didn't notice at all. At first I thought maybe it was a hard nipple that you can see from outside the shirt, but she mentions at one point that she must have "missed a button," which again begs the question, wouldn't it be obvious from the photo if a button was missed? Moreso with Kramer at the end whose balls (or whatever) could be seen but got through all the editors and made a CK publication? Didn't make sense to me, still hilarious, just something that I remember wondering the first time I saw the episode and still wonder today. Surely someone has tried to recreate the photo somewhere on the interwebs? I googled and only found one discussion thread on reddit with only 5 replies. Maybe I'm just weird for thinking about this topic.

#5259

Not that weird.  I probably spend a few hours per year thinking about Julia Louis-Dreyfus' nipples.  

#5260
2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Not that weird.  I probably spend a few hours per year week thinking about Julia Louis-Dreyfus' nipples.  

Fixed for me

#5264

The hipster broad from “Girls”???

#5268

It must be impossible for a Spanish person to ask for a seltzer and not get salsa.

#5270
24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends.

Did you finally get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

such gold. one of the greatest exchanges in the show. 

#5271

I've always liked this one:

George: I want your honest opinion about something.
Jerry: Have I ever been less than forthright?
George: No, you haven't. Well, maybe you have. What do I know.
Jerry: Yeah, I probably have. Yeah, of course I have. What am I talking about?

#5274

Almost did a spit take today at holiday dinner.  Wife passed me the boat and said, “More heavy gravy, honey?”  Just nailed  the right cadence and tone.  Sadly there was no box of wine to go with it.  But I plan to confront her on the Merv Griffin show later. 

#5275

So when I saw George on the street with an 18-lb turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought, what a coincidence, we're just about to eat.

#5276

I would be down to watch 4 hours of Frank, Estelle, and little George's trip to Michigan though.

#5279

Elaine, I could see not saying ‘hello.’  She’s very…what’s the word?  Supercilious!

#5282
21 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I'm a joke maker....

People with guns don't understand!  That's why they have guns, too many misunderstandings!

#5283

Brody ended doing time at Shawshank for that using that gun

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#5285

Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken. Pretty impressive, George. Days with the New York Yankees and nights in Arkansas with a top flight bird outlet.

#5286

some kind of fermented alcoholic chicken drink? 

#5290

Kip or Ned? 

#5292

I love the way she says that with the Twix stuck on her tongue 

#5296
20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m doing things in this car, you have no idea they’re going on. 

I've used that multiple times on the wife.

#5300

There any Tampax in your apartment? 

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