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Everything with you has to be so...jokey.

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I wish I was taller

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I wish I was taller

hahahahaha, I’d like to see that complaint get rectified!

On 5/24/2021 at 3:01 PM, 66BUFF said:

Hey Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home?

Just rewatched this episode and I still can't envision what the photo would look like that a nip is exposed enough that Jerry, Newman, etc., notice it immediately, but Elaine, Kramer, and Elaine's assistants who helped her didn't notice at all. At first I thought maybe it was a hard nipple that you can see from outside the shirt, but she mentions at one point that she must have "missed a button," which again begs the question, wouldn't it be obvious from the photo if a button was missed? Moreso with Kramer at the end whose balls (or whatever) could be seen but got through all the editors and made a CK publication? Didn't make sense to me, still hilarious, just something that I remember wondering the first time I saw the episode and still wonder today. Surely someone has tried to recreate the photo somewhere on the interwebs? I googled and only found one discussion thread on reddit with only 5 replies. Maybe I'm just weird for thinking about this topic.

Not that weird.  I probably spend a few hours per year thinking about Julia Louis-Dreyfus' nipples.  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Not that weird.  I probably spend a few hours per year week thinking about Julia Louis-Dreyfus' nipples.  

Fixed for me

I’ll sleep standing up, I’ll be fine. 

you know what woman I always thought you looked like? Lena Horne. 

The hipster broad from “Girls”???

It must be impossible for a Spanish person to ask for a seltzer and not get salsa.

Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends.

Did you finally get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends.

Did you finally get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

such gold. one of the greatest exchanges in the show. 

I've always liked this one:

George: I want your honest opinion about something.
Jerry: Have I ever been less than forthright?
George: No, you haven't. Well, maybe you have. What do I know.
Jerry: Yeah, I probably have. Yeah, of course I have. What am I talking about?

Almost did a spit take today at holiday dinner.  Wife passed me the boat and said, “More heavy gravy, honey?”  Just nailed  the right cadence and tone.  Sadly there was no box of wine to go with it.  But I plan to confront her on the Merv Griffin show later. 

So when I saw George on the street with an 18-lb turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought, what a coincidence, we're just about to eat.

I would be down to watch 4 hours of Frank, Estelle, and little George's trip to Michigan though.

I just saw an obit today that said the real Assman died recently.  RIP, Lou Cutell.

 

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What, do I have to spell it out for you?  He was moving on her like the storm troopers into Poland!

Elaine, I could see not saying ‘hello.’  She’s very…what’s the word?  Supercilious!

Where I come from it's proper to say "pardon".

 

 

 

Man, I want to punch that douche in the face.

21 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I'm a joke maker....

People with guns don't understand!  That's why they have guns, too many misunderstandings!

Brody ended doing time at Shawshank for that using that gun

Yes. George. Come in.  The word around the office is that you’re a communist. 

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Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken. Pretty impressive, George. Days with the New York Yankees and nights in Arkansas with a top flight bird outlet.

some kind of fermented alcoholic chicken drink? 

She's a heartbreaker! A love-taker! Brubaker run this prison like a man!

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

She's a heartbreaker! A love-taker! Brubaker run this prison like a man!

One of my favorites. 

Kip or Ned? 

I love the way she says that with the Twix stuck on her tongue 

Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?

I’m doing things in this car, you have no idea they’re going on. 

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m doing things in this car, you have no idea they’re going on. 

I've used that multiple times on the wife.

There any Tampax in your apartment? 

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