December 14, 20214 yr 22 minutes ago, Lobo said: and was KIA over the Pacific. Specifically, "they blew his brains out all over the Pacific".
December 14, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Specifically, "they blew his brains out all over the Pacific". Well yes, that's how Alton put it. He was, after all, a man of letters. Understandably, the Dept. of Defense opted to tell his family he was KIA over the Pacific. Edited December 14, 20214 yr by Lobo
December 14, 20214 yr No. But he looked very different in later seasons than he did earlier in the series. I didn't realize he was based on a real guy that Larry David knew in media. Well, the name anyway.
December 14, 20214 yr Well, we know Owen is 66 years old in the Autumn of 1991. Making him 16 at the time of the Pearl Harbor Attack. We could assume he enlists/is drafted two years later in 1943 and does indeed go make trouble for either Japan, or Germany. In the United States Navy. also, I just want to tell Cosmo---thank you for your service. You never really talked about it and I get it. But thank you. I'm glad you don't have a Federal Record.
December 14, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said: Specifically, "they blew his brains out all over the Pacific". Nothing funny about that.
December 14, 20214 yr 42 minutes ago, futureman said: what about Elaine’s old guy? Owen? Yankee bean. he could’ve fought the japs. Yankee bean, Yankee bean, I like my...yankee...bean.
December 14, 20214 yr You know, you got a great 'John Houseman' name. Alec Beeeerg. Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Beeeerg?
December 14, 20214 yr Anyway, I don't need your help. Oh, don't you? Joke boy? You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"? Half-soused is great.
December 15, 20214 yr Ok more trivia. What is the name of the manager of the coffee shop? I believe it's only ever mentioned once.
December 15, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Isn't Larry the cook the manager? It's certainly not Paco!
December 15, 20214 yr Look, it's a greasy spoon of a diner but they're not gonna put a guy who consistently lets his pony tail rubber band fall into the soup is not gonna get promoted to manager. Okay, shit---to Biff's question. I think it's a trick question. I remember there was Larry who comes out to threaten Courtney Cox or somebody for bringing in outside condiments to the diner. Kramer had something to do with it as well. there was the cashier, who after the main 4, appears in more episodes than anyone else although she's only credited with 1 speaking line or some shit like that by SAG rules. I remember there was an old Greek Man who takes over the diner at some point later in the series, and he's technically the manager too, and Elaine gets all pissed at him because she thinks he's hiring busty waitresses but turns out they're his daughters. So one of those three? Speaking of that last guy...there's a parody porn video for every damn movie and TV show. But I'd like to see those Russ Meyer waitresses in a girl-on-girl-on-girl scene with an Elaine look alike set in Monk's diner. It would fulfill so many of my fantasies. I'd feel like George having sex, while eating a Reuben and watching TV on a handheld device.
December 15, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Lobo said: Look, it's a greasy spoon of a diner but they're not gonna put a guy who consistently lets his pony tail rubber band fall into the soup is not gonna get promoted to manager. Okay, shit---to Biff's question. I think it's a trick question. I remember there was Larry who comes out to threaten Courtney Cox or somebody for bringing in outside condiments to the diner. Kramer had something to do with it as well. there was the cashier, who after the main 4, appears in more episodes than anyone else although she's only credited with 1 speaking line or some shit like that by SAG rules. I remember there was an old Greek Man who takes over the diner at some point later in the series, and he's technically the manager too, and Elaine gets all pissed at him because she thinks he's hiring busty waitresses but turns out they're his daughters. So one of those three? Speaking of that last guy...there's a parody porn video for every damn movie and TV show. But I'd like to see those Russ Meyer waitresses in a girl-on-girl-on-girl scene with an Elaine look alike set in Monk's diner. It would fulfill so many of my fantasies. I'd feel like George having sex, while eating a Reuben and watching TV on a handheld device. Well I was going for Larry.
December 15, 20214 yr And I, for brevity. My posts are taking a really long time to post lately, otherwise I think I won the trivia game. I hit "submit reply" and the box changes colors to grey and then the whole window sits idle for a solid 45 seconds. Speaking of Grey. Sasha apparently did do a Seinfeld parody sketch with another woman and a "kramer" look alike. Do not recommend. But then, I had 45 seconds to kill just now.
December 15, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, Lobo said: My posts are taking a really long time to post lately, otherwise I think I won the trivia game. I hit "submit reply" and the box changes colors to grey and then the whole window sits idle for a solid 45 seconds. Yep, same.
December 16, 20214 yr 17 hours ago, Lobo said: Speaking of that last guy...there's a parody porn video for every damn movie and TV show. But I'd like to see those Russ Meyer waitresses in a girl-on-girl-on-girl scene with an Elaine look alike set in Monk's diner. It would fulfill so many of my fantasies. I'd feel like George having sex, while eating a Reuben and watching TV on a handheld device. Can one of the girls look like Jerry?
December 16, 20214 yr So you can get all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and your best friend?
December 16, 20214 yr 53 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said: Can one of the girls look like Jerry? 36 minutes ago, Lobo said: So you can get all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and your best friend?
December 16, 20214 yr And there will definitely be a scene where the Elaine-lookalike slides her tongue all around him like a snake in the panties her mother laid out for her
December 16, 20214 yr Author Well I, uh, I’m not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it’s ménage à trois?
December 16, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Lobo said: And there will definitely be a scene where the Elaine-lookalike slides her tongue all around him like a snake in the panties her mother laid out for her
December 16, 20214 yr There will be a 3some scene, yes. With Buck, Elaine, and the she-Jerry. In another scene, we see Elaine lookalike pleasuring herself and loses a bet. Still another scene, has her date taking IT...OUT.
December 16, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, Lobo said: And there will definitely be a scene where the Elaine-lookalike slides her tongue all around him like a snake in the panties her mother laid out for her I'll be in my bunk.
December 16, 20214 yr Also, this thread has taken a turn and I am in really serious and weird trouble.
December 16, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Also, this thread has taken a turn and I am in really serious and weird trouble.
December 16, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said: Well I, uh, I’m not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it’s ménage à trois? that is a wild idea…
December 16, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said: Also, this thread has taken a turn and I am in really serious and weird trouble.
December 16, 20214 yr I'll get the thread back on track so Biff doesn't get in trouble with his wife, or mom, or whoever put the scare in him earlier. IN-THREAD POLL. Top 5 answers are on the board. What is the most memorable scene on the show in which 'beans' are mentioned? 1. The Yankee Bean song from Elaine to Owen. 2. Newman's interview on the Merv Griffin show about generic wax beans. 3. George and Jerry remarking about their old high school gym teacher's teeth looking like baked beans. 4. Jerry and his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend discussing the tastiness of a plate of beans. 5. Babu's culinary treat: Frank & Beans. (hint, it's a trick question)
December 17, 20214 yr 35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Correct answer: Don't lie to me, butter bean. We're taking it up a notch. This is correct. Anyone selecting Newman's story about taking the labels off of his cans of wax beans....you have officially hit 'rock bottom.' You should shut down and retool.
December 17, 20214 yr More trivia - my wife and I often try to name all of the fake movies they went to see (or wanted to see) off the top of our heads… I’ll start: Prognosis Negative Chunnel Rochelle Rochelle Firestorm Blame it on the Rain Ponce de Leon The Muted Heart
December 17, 20214 yr 18 hours ago, Lobo said: I'll get the thread back on track so Biff doesn't get in trouble with his wife, or mom, or whoever put the scare in him earlier. IN-THREAD POLL. Top 5 answers are on the board. What is the most memorable scene on the show in which 'beans' are mentioned? 1. The Yankee Bean song from Elaine to Owen. 2. Newman's interview on the Merv Griffin show about generic wax beans. 3. George and Jerry remarking about their old high school gym teacher's teeth looking like baked beans. 4. Jerry and his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend discussing the tastiness of a plate of beans. 5. Babu's culinary treat: Frank & Beans. (hint, it's a trick question) Yankee Bean clear cut winner, but Newman’s wax bean story is sneaky good.
December 17, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said: More trivia - my wife and I often try to name all of the fake movies they went to see (or wanted to see) off the top of our heads… I’ll start: Prognosis Negative Chunnel Rochelle Rochelle Firestorm Blame it on the Rain Ponce de Leon The Muted Heart Flaming Globes of Sigmund. Real. Spectacular.
December 17, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said: More trivia - my wife and I often try to name all of the fake movies they went to see (or wanted to see) off the top of our heads… I’ll start: Prognosis Negative Chunnel Rochelle Rochelle Firestorm Blame it on the Rain Ponce de Leon The Muted Heart Check Mate is what they were trying to see when they all (except Kramer) ended up at Rochelle Rochelle. Death Blow, Sack Lunch, Cry Cry Again
December 17, 20214 yr Oh shit. So bummed I forgot about Death Blow and Cry Cry Again. Also just remembered a few from when Kramer was doing MoviePhone: Brown Eyed Girl and Mountain High, lol
December 17, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said: Oh shit. So bummed I forgot about Death Blow and Cry Cry Again. I assumed you left them off because they were mentioned earlier. If not, NO SOUP FOR YOU.
December 17, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: I assumed you left them off because they were mentioned earlier. If not, NO SOUP FOR YOU. That presupposes I read the thread before I just jump in and post.
December 17, 20214 yr Would ‘Agent Zero’ count? Technically nobody really wanted to go see it, Kramer just made a mistake.
December 17, 20214 yr A few pages back there were a bunch of movie posters for all the movies in the show. The internet is rife with them.
December 17, 20214 yr Besides the diner, what’s your favorite Seinfeld-universe restaurant? I’ll go with Mendy’s. Great soup.
December 17, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, Lobo said: Besides the diner, what’s your favorite Seinfeld-universe restaurant? I’ll go with Mendy’s. Great soup. Definitely not Reggie’s. No big salad there. Such bullshit. Edited December 17, 20214 yr by oSuJeff97
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