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45 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Besides the diner, what’s your favorite Seinfeld-universe restaurant?

I’ll go with Mendy’s.  Great soup.  

I heard the Swordfish is the best in town.

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What was the name of the place that only served massive servings of meat?      Mutton, Huge steaks, a “light” chicken dish which was a full bird stuffed with ham and cheese?

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Besides the diner, what’s your favorite Seinfeld-universe restaurant?

I’ll go with Mendy’s.  Great soup.  

Mendy's!  Ooooooh!!!

27 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was the name of the place that only served massive servings of meat?      Mutton, Huge steaks, a “light” chicken dish which was a full bird stuffed with ham and cheese?

Old Homestead Steak House, according to the script.

28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was the name of the place that only served massive servings of meat?      Mutton, Huge steaks, a “light” chicken dish which was a full bird stuffed with ham and cheese?

Old Homestead Steak House

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Besides the diner, what’s your favorite Seinfeld-universe restaurant?

Arby's.

 

I go to La Caridad for the flan.  Was Hop Sing's the place they waited for the table or was that from another episode? 

Elaine got Ned blacklisted from Hop Sing's.

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Elaine got Ned blacklisted from Hop Sing's.

Damn, good catch.  I mean not "catch of the day" flounder good, but pretty good.  Forgot about that episode and it's one of my favorites.  Wife busts out, "Well, a lot of it is vegetables" probably once a month when I ask what's for dinner.  

Right...because, I'm the janitor? 

Apparently the chinese restaurant had no proper name mentioned in the episode or the scripts.  All we really know is it's near a movie theater and probably close to Park Avenue.  Kinda like the place in Florida where you get a tenderloin, a salad, and a baked potation for $4.95 between 4:30-6:00p.  

Pomodoro's is a good date night spot.  Though most relationships rarely make it past the second date.  

 

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Kinda like the place in Florida where you get a tenderloin, a salad, and a baked potation for $4.95 between 4:30-6:00p.  

You know what that costs you AFTER six?!?

35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Was Hop Sing's the place they waited for the table or was that from another episode? 

I think it's referred to as The Chinese Restaurant. That's it.

4 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Yeah it counts.

Nobody wanted to see “Blame it on the Rain” either. 

yeah I think jerry wanted to see means to an end. 

Well I got news for all of you (checks watch).... if we don't get a table right now...We're not making this movie.  

If we're lucky, we get hit up Atomic Subs and maybe rent a Gene's pick at Champagne Video if we really hustle.  Somebody pick me up some vodka, cigarettes, and fireworks on the way over.  I haven't been out in awhile.

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I've eaten 23 bad subs, I just need 1 more! It's like a long, bad movie, but you want to see the end of it.

Another of my favorite made up thing: Hennigan’s Scotch.

Always wondered what was the best made-up Scotch: Hennigans or Glengoolie Blue? Gotta think Archer had the more expensive taste, so Glengoolie Blue is probably the way to go.

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It's a toss-up.  Hennigan's is obviously lower quality, but nobody can smell it, and it puts into a nice infantile slumber.  Glengoolie Blue is superior quality, but everybody knows you're 'faced and you turn into an asshole (albeit, a funny one).  Maybe we can get them to make a blended malt.  Hennigoolie.  

9 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Definitely not Reggie’s. No big salad there. Such bullshit.

And not Pfeiffer's.  They serve tainted pasta primavera.

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Ray's Pizza. It's at the nexus of the universe.

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8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Ray's Pizza. It's at the nexus of the universe.

I prefer Mario's Pizza.  They have that killer Frogger game.

I think they went out of business.  I mean, two slices and two grape sodas...that won't save 'em.  

now what about the place that serves calzones while warming your pants?  

Pisano's?  Just don't steal from the tip jar.

I like Kenny Rogers Roasters.  It's not fast food, it's good food served quickly.

I find their condiment bar loathsome and foul.  Plus, I have it on good authority that their assistant manager killed his college roommate, Moochie.

one of my all-time favorite lines has always been

”jerry, I lied. I’m just an assistant manager.”

such a throwaway but it always gets me. 

It's the look on his face and what he does with his walk/lid on the container that makes the line stick

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11 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Ray's Pizza. It's at the nexus of the universe.

Famous Ray's? Or Famous Original Ray's?

2 hours ago, futureman said:

broccoli?

Broccoli?  Futureman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Broccoli?  Futureman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.  

I love broccoli. it’s good for you. 

18 hours ago, WBT said:

I like Kenny Rogers Roasters.  It's not fast food, it's good food served quickly.

And it’s a lot better than Boston Market.

I’ll bet Babu’s Pakistani restaurant was actually pretty good. 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And it’s a lot better than Boston Market.

I’ll bet Babu’s Pakistani restaurant was actually pretty good. 

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What would be your order at the original Dream Cafe?  The tacos, the moussaka, the franks and beans, or the turkey?

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ll bet Babu’s Pakistani restaurant was actually pretty good. 

I heard the shrimp was a little stringy. 

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

I heard the shrimp was a little stringy. 

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On 12/18/2021 at 10:52 AM, futureman said:

I love broccoli. it’s good for you. 

Someone! Honey mustard!

9 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Sure thing, Joe Mayo. 

I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea, but I never heard of this "Joe Mayo".  Frankly, it sounds made up.

High five that, Joe Mayo.  

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