June 29, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: He has no home, he's a squirrel. We have no deal! NO DEAL!
July 4, 20187 yr Condoms, shrinkage, circumcision, took it out, no jerking off, et. al. Lotta cock related episodes in hindsight. Right up mdmost's alley...
July 4, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Lobo said: Condoms, shrinkage, circumcision, took it out, no jerking off, et. al. Lotta cock related episodes in hindsight. Right up mdmost's alley... so, about five? in about 180 episodes? that is a lot.
July 4, 20187 yr Arrested? Come on! I'm an old man, I'm confused! I thought I paid for it! What's my name? Will you take me home?
July 4, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: so, about five? in about 180 episodes? that is a lot. Well, I'm just talking cock-centric. Probably about 10 if we really hash it out. Then you just take into account general sexual episodes, penis and vagina...you're talking about a good 2/3rds of the entire catalogue. Just saying. All that coffee, bran muffins, and reading material...it's entrapment! I find the pastural images condusive to the...
July 5, 20187 yr Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.
July 7, 20187 yr Jerry, let's face it, I've always BEEN handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition.
July 9, 20187 yr On 7/7/2018 at 12:32 PM, futureman said: what is that, the four-volt? did you a favor... This is out best model. The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped.
July 9, 20187 yr Well, that is strange. How could I have fleas? Don't sweat it buddy...I used to have fleas. What did you do about them? What do you mean?...
July 9, 20187 yr You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.”
July 9, 20187 yr ^ while, I agree. I think it was more of a story of love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm.
July 9, 20187 yr She goes to these lengths to entice you and your only response is "Gee I really like your picture. Would you like to go out on a date with me please ?"
July 9, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, ohchaucer said: You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.” I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories.
July 12, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: You know, you could have thrown a pencil out the window and see if that came back. Maybe the Dingo ate your baby.
July 13, 20187 yr Do you know what the odds of a plane crash are? It’s a million to one. It’s something, Jerry! It’s hope!
July 13, 20187 yr You cannot abandon people in the middle of an airport pick up! It's a binding social contract. We. We must go forward. Not back.
July 13, 20187 yr your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!!
July 13, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, futureman said: your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!! I'm back, baby!!
July 13, 20187 yr Frank: Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging hash for the Fighting 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The Use date was three weeks past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right spices, cooked it long enough... Kramer: What happened? Frank: I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. Kramer: Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for everyone. Frank: Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!
July 13, 20187 yr The recipe was for 4-6 people. I had to multiply it for a hundred people..... I GUESS I GOT CONFUSED.
July 13, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, futureman said: pencil pusher loves the copy paste function Damn straight.......accuracy bitches!!
July 13, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, theCruiser said: If I had a dollar for everytime Frank said, "I lost my train of thought." You'd have a dollar?
July 13, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, PencilPusher said: Damn straight.......accuracy bitches!! You should know it by heart. Go watch all the seasons in order this weekend and report back!
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