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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He has no home, he's a squirrel.

We have no deal! NO DEAL!

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It shrinks?  

Condoms, shrinkage, circumcision, took it out, no jerking off, et. al.  Lotta cock related episodes in hindsight.  Right up mdmost's alley...

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Condoms, shrinkage, circumcision, took it out, no jerking off, et. al.  Lotta cock related episodes in hindsight.  Right up mdmost's alley...

so, about five?  in about 180 episodes?  that is a lot.

Arrested?  Come on!  I'm an old man, I'm confused!  I thought I paid for it!  What's my name?  Will you take me home?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

so, about five?  in about 180 episodes?  that is a lot.

Well, I'm just talking cock-centric.  Probably about 10 if we really hash it out.  Then you just take into account general sexual episodes, penis and vagina...you're talking about a good 2/3rds of the entire catalogue.  Just saying.  

All that coffee, bran muffins, and reading material...it's entrapment!  I find the pastural images condusive to the...

Not everyday.

Yeah, like I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership. 

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

Why do I feel like I'm the only one working on this breakup?  

Speaking of breakups:

"Well, I'm sorry I'm not Brad.  I'm me.  Pleased to me ya!"

On 7/7/2018 at 12:32 PM, futureman said:

what is that, the four-volt?  did you a favor...

This is out best model. The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is 
like... you're almost glad to be handicapped.

Well, that is strange.

How could I have fleas?

Don't sweat it buddy...I used to have fleas.

What did you do about them?

What do you mean?...

 

You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.”

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while, I agree.  I think it was more of a story of love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm.  

She goes to these lengths to entice you and your only response is "Gee I really like your picture. Would you like to go out on a date with me please ?"

1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:

You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.”

I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories. 

39 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You know, you could have thrown a pencil out the window and see if that came back.

Maybe the Dingo ate your baby.

Do you know what the odds of a plane crash are? It’s a million to one. 

It’s something, Jerry! It’s hope!

You cannot abandon people in the middle of an airport pick up!  It's a binding social contract.  We.  We must go forward.  Not back.

your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!!

 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!!

I'm back, baby!!

Frank: Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging hash for the Fighting 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The Use date was three weeks past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right spices, cooked it long enough...

Kramer: What happened?

Frank: I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys.

Kramer: Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for everyone.

Frank: Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!

The recipe was for 4-6 people.  I had to multiply it for a hundred people..... I GUESS I GOT CONFUSED.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

pencil pusher loves the copy paste function

Damn straight.......accuracy bitches!!

1 hour ago, theCruiser said:

If I had a dollar for everytime Frank said, "I lost my train of thought."  

You'd have a dollar?

8 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

Damn straight.......accuracy bitches!!

You should know it by heart.  Go watch all the seasons in order this weekend and report back!

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