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From the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere...I was enthralled!

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5 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

From the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere...I was enthralled!

I identify with George's bullshit story because it was actually my story.  Friend's mother's bra over the shower rod.  I always wanted to catch a glimpse of those warlocks, but never did.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I identify with George's bullshit story because it was actually my story.  Friend's mother's bra over the shower rod.  I always wanted to catch a glimpse of those warlocks, but never did.

That's an incredible story...you have a remarkable passion for brassieres.

Here I am about to go to the electric chair and my oldest friend is dating the governor

36 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Here I am about to go to the electric chair and my oldest friend is dating the governor

I watched this episode yesterday and it's so quaint that he had to try and go find receipts.  Pre-internet world, man.

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I watched this episode yesterday and it's so quaint that he had to try and go find receipts.  Pre-internet world, man.

Those brave Krakatoans, east of Java!

On 1/11/2022 at 10:28 PM, WBT said:

Who does this guy think he is?

I’m Keith Hernandez.

Just now, NorthLoop said:

He was beboppin and scattin all over the place!

Please don't call me pinhead.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Please don't call me pinhead.

I'm losing it!!

I said PREFERABLY cashmere. For warmth!


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How many Twix does that make for you today?

Just noticed this today. Warren Frost, the actor who played Susan’s dad on Seinfeld, also played Larry’s dad on The Larry Sanders Show. Larry’s dad only appears in one episode. Jason Alexander also appears as himself in that episode (S3E03 - Would You Do Me A Favor?).

I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

with their complicated shoes! 

48 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Maybe my favorite Puddy line of all time:  No way, this is BOGUS MAN!

It’s a germ

gets me every time 

Elaine, it was very nice of you to bring the man you're currently sleeping with over to talk to me, but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.

Yeah, I prepared it as I bathed.  

who, Damien? nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid.

G: Jerry, I’m stuck under my desk. Steinbrenner is in here. You gotta help me!!

J: Who is this?

G: JERRY!!!!


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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

No way, this is BOGUS MAN!

Well, thank you father

1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:

G: Jerry, I’m stuck under my desk. Steinbrenner is in here. You gotta help me!!

J: Who is this?

G: JERRY!!!!


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She's a heartbreaker, love-taker, Brubaker run this prison like a man

I'm gonna run around the stadium and close all the windows, that's what I'm gonna do!

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm gonna run around the stadium and close all the windows, that's what I'm gonna do!

Hello are you the bomber?

Yes this is the terrorist bomber.

For $500, who was the playmate featured in George's "empty calories and male curiosity" periodical?  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

For $500, who was the playmate featured in George's "empty calories and male curiosity" periodical?  

Mulva?

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

For $500, who was the playmate featured in George's "empty calories and male curiosity" periodical?  

Elle

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Elle

Winner, winner.  But be honest, did you just remember it or did you google it?  

 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Winner, winner.  But be honest, did you just remember it or did you google it?  

 

Oh I remembered.  That issue was on my college coffee table for a long while.

On 1/20/2022 at 10:22 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Oh I remembered.  That issue was on my college coffee table for a long while.

My dad had that issue. Which means I had it.

G: that’s why I’m different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.

J: Are you sensing anything right now?


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RIP to the lady who sold cakes/rye at the Royal Bakery. I'm guessing that cough finally got her.

 

You sold us a hair with a cake around it. 

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

RIP to the lady who sold cakes/rye at the Royal Bakery. I'm guessing that cough finally got her.

 

You sold us a hair with a cake around it. 

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This of course is Central Park.  This was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone.

Yeah, it was designed to help the Union Army practice fighting on grass.  

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