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Aw, Ann Landers sucks!


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14 hours ago, TurkeyChew said:

Do you ever yearn?

You can’t end a thread with the same quote that started it.  This isn’t the fucking nexus of the universe, Ray!!!

Just now, Lobo said:

You can’t end a thread with the same quote that started it.  This isn’t the fucking nexus of the universe, Ray!!!

What you think junior? These hands have been soaking in ivory liquid? Bwooooohoooo

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You can’t end a thread with the same quote that started it.  This isn’t the fucking nexus of the universe, Ray!!!

This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?

 

Just asked the wife if I could fuck Julia Louis Dreyfus if that somehow ever came up.  Got the green light.

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Just asked the wife if I could fuck Julia Louis Dreyfus if that somehow ever came up.  Got the green light.
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Of course, the “green light.”

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13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just asked the wife if I could fuck Julia Louis Dreyfus if that somehow ever came up.  Got the green light.

She’s cheating on you. 

They really should be using a medical dictionary

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No wait, that's another Ten Kroner. 

Last week, you told me I'm in my prime.  I should be swinging!

7 hours ago, WBT said:

They really should be using a medical dictionary

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“To quone someone.”

On 1/29/2022 at 8:41 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Just asked the wife if I could fuck Julia Louis Dreyfus if that somehow ever came up.  Got the green light.

 

Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it!

On 1/29/2022 at 8:41 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Just asked the wife if I could fuck Julia Louis Dreyfus if that somehow ever came up.  Got the green light.

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You’ll never know if she’s faking, it’ll drive you crazy.

On 1/30/2022 at 9:48 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s cheating on you. 

Puddy : r/seinfeld

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15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

You’ll never know if she’s faking, it’ll drive you crazy.

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15 hours ago, Lobo said:

No wait, that's another Ten Kroner. 

Vegetable Lasagna might be my favorite 1 episode character.

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Vegetable Lasagna might be my favorite 1 episode character.

Please, I don't want to be involved.

Excuse me...I was sleeping.  And that's my apple juice. 

(fun fact:  the writers bothered to name 'vegetable lasagna' on the show...it was Magnus.  And just like we don't know what his accent/nationality is supposed to be, we have no idea if Magnus was hist first name or last name.) 

I can hear you! 

 I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!

Vegetable Lasagna: Oh god.

I wonder if Magnus knew Pinkus (RIP)

Alright, new intra-thread game:

Your favorite character from a Seinfeld plane flight (can't be a character like Puddy on a flight, gotta be somebody whose storyline originates at airport/airplane)?

 

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I wonder if Magnus knew Pinkus (RIP)

Alright, new intra-thread game:

Your favorite character from a Seinfeld plane flight (can't be a character like Puddy on a flight, gotta be somebody whose storyline originates at airport/airplane)?

 

Oh man.  So many options.

 

Off the top of my head, Earl Haffler.  Come ON Mexico City!!

Prisoner is also good.  But you ARE Blanche! (Bladge?)  You ARE in the shackles!

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh man.  So many options.

 

Off the top of my head, Earl Haffler.  Come ON Mexico City!!

Prisoner is also good.  But you ARE Blanche! (Bladge?)  You ARE in the shackles!

Both are great.  I would go dude with all of the luggage or the flight attendant on the flight where Jerry gets bumped to first class or, the Calvin Klein model that Jerry meets in first.

35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I wonder if Magnus knew Pinkus (RIP)

Alright, new intra-thread game:

Your favorite character from a Seinfeld plane flight (can't be a character like Puddy on a flight, gotta be somebody whose storyline originates at airport/airplane)?

 

Does the lady at the rental car counter count?

14 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Both are great.  I would go dude with all of the luggage or the flight attendant on the flight where Jerry gets bumped to first class or, the Calvin Klein model that Jerry meets in first.

Honolulu vs. Tuscany

John Grossbard and the bereavement fare FTW


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Yes, she counts.  As do baggage handlers, duty free shop clerks, airport security, et. al.  But unfortunately, while we can count the limo driver who held the "Murphy/O'Brien" sign up at the airport...we cannot count his other two passengers...heads of security for the Aryan Union (very underrated episode IMO).  

You also got to think outside the box (pardon the cliche).  Although we don't see him on the plane, Jerry meets Gavin Polone on a flight back to New York.  Gavin falls ill and Jerry must take care of his dog, Farfel.  Joseph Maher was fucking hilarious, as Gavin, in that episode.  Fun fact---that actor Joseph Maher was nominated for 3 Tony Awards over his theatrical career.  

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Honolulu vs. Tuscany

Well if you're thinking of getting a place there don't bother.

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Joseph Maher was nominated for 3 Tony Awards over his theatrical career.  

For Rochelle, Rochelle?

A young girl’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?


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While a strong, commercially successful hit..."Rochelle, Rochelle" was not terribly well received by critics.  "Scarsdale Surprise" had the opposite results.  

I mean, shit...the Klampus dinner theater in Florida received more Tonys than "Rochelle, Rochelle" 

Hard to beat Tia.  Smoking hot, laughed at Jerry's inane Cinderalla/slipper bit, was impressed by his rambling about the sundae.

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More anything?  More everything!

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20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 duty free shop clerks

I like to shop at the duty free shop.

I always thought it was "I like to stop at the duty free shop."  
Also, wasn't Jim J. Bullock a flight attendant in coach in one of the episodes?  Monroe always cracked me up.  

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 "Scarsdale Surprise" had the opposite results.  

The Tony is taking me to Sardi's.

17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I always thought it was "I like to stop at the duty free shop."  
 

Oh, I really think you're wrong.

Newman: I've should've gone in with him.

Jerry: No, you stay here in the car. I may need you.

Newman: What you need me in the car for?

Jerry: I might need you to get me a soda.

What kinda snow blower you get is mixed up with?!


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1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I like to shop at the duty free shop.

 

56 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I always thought it was "I like to stop at the duty free shop."  
Also, wasn't Jim J. Bullock a flight attendant in coach in one of the episodes?  Monroe always cracked me up.  

 

38 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Oh, I really think you're wrong.

It is "stop"

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Does the lady at the rental car counter count?

I mean, she counts, but was she a good character?  She just sat there and took it from Jerry.

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, she counts, but was she a good character?  She just sat there and took it from Jerry.

I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

 

It is "stop"

George: Yeah, "duty". Do you know how much duty is?

Kramer: No, I dunno how much duty is.

George: Duty is *nothing*. It's like sales tax...

Kramer: I still like to stop at the duty free shop.

George: I like to stop at the duty free shop.

They start to "sing", growing more excited after each iteration:

G+K: I like to stop at the duty free shop!

I like to stop at the duty free shop!

Oh yeah?  Well, I just had sex with your wife! 

11 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

George: Yeah, "duty". Do you know how much duty is?

Kramer: No, I dunno how much duty is.

George: Duty is *nothing*. It's like sales tax...

Kramer: I still like to stop at the duty free shop.

George: I like to stop at the duty free shop.

They start to "sing", growing more excited after each iteration:

G+K: I like to stop at the duty free shop!

I like to stop at the duty free shop!

I just rescheduled a business class flight and they "upgraded" me to elite status, which apparently means I get 20% off duty free.

All I could think when I found that out was, "Duty's NOTHING!  It's like sales tax!"

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