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27 minutes ago, theCruiser said:

I guess so.  I guess it's just his facial expression and goofy primate hands thrown up in exacerbated disgust with those around him that scream out that very phrase.  It's why I love the man.  

His attempt at Alec Baldwin in "Glengarry Glen Ross" to motivate his computer salesman is something I aspire to each day in leadership.  

"We're having a little sales contest.  The loser gets fired.  The winner gets a WaterPik!"  

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!

Hey let me ask you something...what do you do for a living, Newman?


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You see, certified mail is always registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified.

I could listen to you talk all day about mail.

I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: they're meaningless.

Too bad you can’t do that for a living. You’d be very successful. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. 

Speaking of Madison Square Garden...

it's funny, you don't look like an O'brien.  

53 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Speaking of Madison Square Garden...

it's funny, you don't look like an O'brien.  

Dublin. Originally. Parents came over here when I was eighteen. Cereal famine. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. Bad. 'Tis a beautiful country though; lush rolling hills, and the peat, ah the peat.

Sounds more like Scottish.

We were right on the border.

55 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A dentist. 

Dentists?   Pffffft, who needs em, am I right ?

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Dentists?   Pffffft, who needs em, am I right ?

not to mention the blacks and the jews. 

And this offends you as a Jewish person?

This all reminds me of an adults only dental practice I used to frequent. 

Oh, which reminds me, did you hear the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat

The entire sequence of jerry making Newman eat some broccoli, followed by Newman taking a shot of honey mustard, then composing himself and walking out of Kenny Rogers with his and Kramer’s order is one of my favorites scenes of the whole series. Newman was so awesome

Newman wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried and covered in chocolate sauce!

he was buying quite a load of chicken, almost enough for two people.  as long as one of them’s not him.

Kenny?  Kemmmmmy?  

well, my friend jay reimenschneider eats horse all the time!  he gets it from his butcher. 

16 hours ago, futureman said:

how’s life on the red planet?

Mr. Marbles..........????

No Jerry! I need that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody.

You got yourself a little problem.

-but then my wife gets me this “urban sombrero”.   the next thing I know my ass is out on the street.  

—I tried one, too.  I woke up and found my walking papers tacked to the brim.  stupid j pendleton.  

-I never thought a hat would destroy my life. 

I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow. Reputation of being kind of a village idiot.

I still say we're related.

I wouldn't bother checking, there's really nothing left.  

oh yeah, yeah I heard.  marvin kessler.  boy, that makes you think.  if he could go....

Did you hear about Newman?

31 minutes ago, hornfan785 said:

The mug is round. The jar is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Did you hear about Newman?

Going on vacation with my in-laws is an approximate replica of this bar conversation several times a day.  It's a constant game of telephone and what comes out the other end is completely different than what was originally said.  I just sit back and laugh and laugh.

3 hours ago, hornfan785 said:

The mug is round. The jar is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine?

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SOUP IS THE MEAL, !

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

SOUP IS THE MEAL, !

I mean if he had gotten Chicken Gumbo, or Matzah Ball, or Mushroom Barley. Then I would agree with you. Those are very hardy soups. 

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