July 13, 20187 yr 20 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said: You got me blacklisted at hop sings?!? She named names!
July 13, 20187 yr 27 minutes ago, theCruiser said: I guess so. I guess it's just his facial expression and goofy primate hands thrown up in exacerbated disgust with those around him that scream out that very phrase. It's why I love the man. His attempt at Alec Baldwin in "Glengarry Glen Ross" to motivate his computer salesman is something I aspire to each day in leadership. "We're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired. The winner gets a WaterPik!" YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!
July 14, 20187 yr Hey let me ask you something...what do you do for a living, Newman?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
July 22, 20187 yr You see, certified mail is always registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified. I could listen to you talk all day about mail. I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: they're meaningless.
July 22, 20187 yr Too bad you can’t do that for a living. You’d be very successful. You could sell out Madison Square Garden.
July 22, 20187 yr 53 minutes ago, Lobo said: Speaking of Madison Square Garden... it's funny, you don't look like an O'brien. Dublin. Originally. Parents came over here when I was eighteen. Cereal famine. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. Bad. 'Tis a beautiful country though; lush rolling hills, and the peat, ah the peat. Sounds more like Scottish. We were right on the border.
July 22, 20187 yr 55 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: A dentist. Dentists? Pffffft, who needs em, am I right ?
July 22, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Lobo said: Dentists? Pffffft, who needs em, am I right ? not to mention the blacks and the jews.
July 23, 20187 yr Oh, which reminds me, did you hear the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat
July 23, 20187 yr The entire sequence of jerry making Newman eat some broccoli, followed by Newman taking a shot of honey mustard, then composing himself and walking out of Kenny Rogers with his and Kramer’s order is one of my favorites scenes of the whole series. Newman was so awesome
July 23, 20187 yr he was buying quite a load of chicken, almost enough for two people. as long as one of them’s not him.
July 24, 20187 yr well, my friend jay reimenschneider eats horse all the time! he gets it from his butcher.
July 24, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, futureman said: how’s life on the red planet? Mr. Marbles..........????
July 24, 20187 yr No Jerry! I need that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody. You got yourself a little problem.
July 24, 20187 yr -but then my wife gets me this “urban sombrero”. the next thing I know my ass is out on the street. —I tried one, too. I woke up and found my walking papers tacked to the brim. stupid j pendleton. -I never thought a hat would destroy my life.
July 24, 20187 yr Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! Die!!
July 25, 20187 yr I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow. Reputation of being kind of a village idiot. I still say we're related.
July 25, 20187 yr oh yeah, yeah I heard. marvin kessler. boy, that makes you think. if he could go....
July 25, 20187 yr 31 minutes ago, hornfan785 said: The mug is round. The jar is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 25, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Lobo said: Did you hear about Newman? Going on vacation with my in-laws is an approximate replica of this bar conversation several times a day. It's a constant game of telephone and what comes out the other end is completely different than what was originally said. I just sit back and laugh and laugh.
July 25, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, hornfan785 said: The mug is round. The jar is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine?
July 26, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, Lobo said: SOUP IS THE MEAL, ! I mean if he had gotten Chicken Gumbo, or Matzah Ball, or Mushroom Barley. Then I would agree with you. Those are very hardy soups.
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