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That's gotta hurt!!

I never knew Kennedy had such a temper.

the sights.  the sounds.

the children......they've done some, redecorating! 

joey zanfino and some of the neighborhood kids, they ambushed me with box of grade-a’s. 

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Boy, those azaleas are really coming in nicely.

You gotta mulch!

1 hour ago, TurkeyChew said:

You gotta mulch!

You've got to! 

18 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Feels like an Arby's night

I was wasted at Epcot after drinking around the world and went on a ride where Puddy was the narrator and screamed this out.  Drunk Biff was very proud of himself.

I would've gone with "You got a question, you ask the 8 ball!" 

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was wasted at Epcot after drinking around the world and went on a ride where Puddy was the narrator and screamed this out.  Drunk Biff was very proud of himself.

Soaring! That was a cool ride.

34 minutes ago, TurkeyChew said:

Soaring! That was a cool ride.

Even more cool with a nice buzz.

Here’s to feeling good, all the time.  

Don’t take this personally, but when I come back I’m sitting over there. 

SHe’s into Malakas!  You believe this guy?!?

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But...that's kinda my jam.  He is seriously one of the most underrated comedic actors of all time.  There should be a "Kapelos Kloset" in every high school in this country! 

(really though, the connection was that both dialogues take place in shitty bars...that was my first inclination) 

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listen to me.. i'm never gonna have a child. if I lose this Frogger high score... that's it for me. 

Yeah, I thought we were stealing it.

35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, I thought we were stealing it.

yeah it feels like we’re stealing it. 

11 hours ago, 'stache said:

Kramer and the sniffing accountant on Make a GIF

You know... probably the first 20 times I watched that clip or saw that gif, I thought the cigarette went inside the mug. Always thought it was Michael Richards genius... even so.. it still is. 

She doesn't look like Jerry.  She doesn't look like anyone.

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

You know... probably the first 20 times I watched that clip or saw that gif, I thought the cigarette went inside the mug. Always thought it was Michael Richards genius... even so.. it still is. 

Well that wouldn’t make any god damned sense. Obviously, you’re not a smoker. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well that wouldn’t make any god damned sense. Obviously, you’re not a smoker. 

I smoked for 15 years. I thought he pulled the ol chug a beer while keeping the cig above the water line trick. If you don't know what I'm talking about, well then obviously you're not a smoker or comedian or patron of either in the last 20 years. 

7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I smoked for 15 years. I thought he pulled the ol chug a beer while keeping the cig above the water line trick. If you don't know what I'm talking about, well then obviously you're not a smoker or comedian or patron of either in the last 20 years. 

I smoked for 20.  Good god.  And no, never tried that. 

Of course!  That's Jon Voight's pencil! 

Sometimes I spell my name with G….and an I!

Probably my favorite Jerry scene because his cackle at the end is so authentic.

9 minutes ago, TurkeyChew said:

Sometimes I spell my name with G….and an I!

Probably my favorite Jerry scene because his cackle at the end is so authentic.

And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!

That’s a girl’s bicycle!

You feel that “women and children first”, in this day and age, is a bit of an antiquated notion….

On 3/18/2022 at 9:36 AM, Lobo said:

Of course!  That's Jon Voight's pencil! 

Jon Voight the actor?

so, basically, it's every man, woman, child, and invalid for themselves.

-in a manner of speaking.

well, it’s honest. 
 

jerry’s delivery of “well, it’s honest” is one of my all-time favorite lines. 

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