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Were you dude, were you totally like, "no fucking way"???

WAY!

Jason and Julia are the youngins of the show actually.  I think they're both 61.  She of course has the body of a 31 year old.  Jerry's pushing 70, and I think Michael Richards is well over 70 already.  And yeah, let's be honest...probably a good think Julia didn't have daughters.  'Cause we'd be stalking them right now.  They'd be 30 and we'd be on a watch-list.  

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Okay, I'd be on a watch-list.  

"He's the 'Got no Green-Lantern'!"  

On 4/3/2022 at 7:37 AM, Lobo said:

Helluva great run.   RIP, Estelle.  You were an absolute delight.  

Days late. Feeling like Marc Ott.

Estelle was her own little slice of comedic gold.

 

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this hot dog’s been here since the silent era. you’d have to be insane to eat it. 

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20 minutes ago, futureman said:

this hot dog’s been here since the silent era. you’d have to be insane to eat it. 

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Interesting texture…it’s chewy…

I guess I’m behind the times because this is 10 days old but I just saw it tonight. Jason Alexander as Jeff Bezos on a bit for Jimmy Kimmel.

 

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Helen really seemed to respond to Renoir.

And that Morty, I'll tell ya that guy is full of life.

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51 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's all the parents now.

Nope, Elaine's mother is still alive. 

On 4/15/2022 at 3:01 PM, Biff Tannen said:

That's all the parents now.

Including original Morty and original Frank. I still think it’s weird that they completely reshot the original Frank scene to add Stiller. The original version aired and is still on YouTube. The reshot version is on Netflix. Stiller is obviously better and perfect for that role.

Apparently the actor who played Alton Benes freaked everyone out which is why he never came back. I don’t recall any references to a mom.

30 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Apparently the actor who played Alton Benes freaked everyone out which is why he never came back.

we had a funny guy with us in korea. tailgunner. they blew his brains out all over the pacific. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

we had a funny guy with us in korea. tailgunner. they blew his brains out all over the pacific. 

 

Aged like a fine bottle of Pepsi. 

On 4/17/2022 at 5:22 PM, McCroskey said:

I told the driver “I got a toe here, buddy, step on it!!”

"I had to make all the stops!"

Uh, what the hell are you doing?

I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it?  With your hands?

Well they kept ringing the bell!

Right now I am watching the episode with Jimmy and the heavy shoes and Kramer at the dentist. I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. 

I think if I had to pick one all time favorite line it would be:

Santa is NOT a commie!

 

I giggle like a frigging idiot every single time.

39 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Right now I am watching the episode with Jimmy and the heavy shoes and Kramer at the dentist. I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. 

"No No I've been living alone a long time now."

"Well I think that's the tops."

2 hours ago, futureman said:

Lobo will be missed in this thread. 

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8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What happened?

lost it, turned in his wings. 

hopefully he comes back under a new handle to post more seinfeld soliloquies. 

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What happened?

He came in here for a hernia operation.. Oh yeah, routine surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a window going, "My name is Bob!"

38 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

He came in here for a hernia operation.. Oh yeah, routine surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a window going, "My name is Bob!"

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56 minutes ago, futureman said:

gone posters thread

Ah.  Seems he flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

A preemptive breakup

I didn’t turn my key. 

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