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Lobo was the only poster I never lied to… well, that’s not entirely true. 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ah.  Seems he flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Yeah, that's what he did.

15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh…oh Tony, don’t.

This is top ten for me. Step off George, I don’t want to see you!

On 4/17/2022 at 9:42 AM, 'stache said:

Including original Morty and original Frank. I still think it’s weird that they completely reshot the original Frank scene to add Stiller. The original version aired and is still on YouTube. The reshot version is on Netflix. Stiller is obviously better and perfect for that role.

Apparently the actor who played Alton Benes freaked everyone out which is why he never came back. I don’t recall any references to a mom.

Yeah they re-shot them for syndication.  And yeah the funny thing is when Seinfeld was on Hulu they had the original air versions with the original actor (who also was the same actor who played Clark’s dad in Christmas Vacation), but when then moved over to Netflix they used the syndication version with Jerry Stiller.

And yeah, Lawrence Tierney definitely freaked everyone out and they were actually scared of him, lol. 

10 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

And yeah, Lawrence Tierney definitely freaked everyone out and they were actually scared of him, lol. 

Wasn't there a similar story with him being difficult to work with on Reservoir Dogs and Tarantino ended up cutting a lot of his part?

I’m at 1st and 1st. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

hey bogambo, they’ve been in the neighborhood for 48 years. 

So. Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood...establish trust...for 48 years. And then, run off with Jerry's sneakers.

Apparently.

it’s a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola. 

It's actually a line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.

They don't know anybody in Chicago. 

Don't worry. They'll make friends fast with that nice TV. 

We recently got 4 chickens.  Apparently the completely cracked out dude that sold my wife the chicken from his parents farm/puppy mill/rabbit mill gave my wife a rooster by mistake.  Sure looked like a rooster to me when she brought it home.  My wife claims no way, he knew we didn't want a rooster.  5:45am on day 2..."COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!"

My response: "Well, that would explain Big Momma's poor egg production"

I was quite thrilled to be able to use that line as intended.  My wife was not.

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

They're all chickens. The Rooster has sex with all of them. 

1 hour ago, Wiler77 said:

We recently got 4 chickens.  Apparently the completely cracked out dude that sold my wife the chicken from his parents farm/puppy mill/rabbit mill gave my wife a rooster by mistake.  Sure looked like a rooster to me when she brought it home.  My wife claims no way, he knew we didn't want a rooster.  5:45am on day 2..."COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!"

My response: "Well, that would explain Big Momma's poor egg production"

I was quite thrilled to be able to use that line as intended.  My wife was not.

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1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yeah, Tina likes the couch.

I think she would go in the wtf celebrity crush thread for me. Don’t judge. 

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Freaky redheads man

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think she would go in the wtf celebrity crush thread for me. Don’t judge. 

Kramer, are you coming back to bed?
 

 

 

 

 

The way she says that is burned in my memory.

 

Image of - It's burned in my memory. - Oh, memory burn, huh?

Just realized Een is also in the episode where Elaine is dragging her skis down the street when the Delicate Genius makes her walk down the street instead of dropping her off.  He's in like 3 episodes at least.

They're all chickens. The Rooster has sex with all of them. 

THAT’S PERVERSE

Because of Seinfeld, whenever I watch baseball I pronounce the name Ramirez in my head as "Ram-er-ez".

So ok, I just noticed when Elaine starts dating Puddy the first time, Jerry says that he was Jerry's friend.  Wasn't he just Jerry's mechanic?  

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So ok, I just noticed when Elaine starts dating Puddy the first time, Jerry says that he was Jerry's friend.  Wasn't he just Jerry's mechanic?  

Yeah, that's right.

well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown.  no matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be.  that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end.  inevitably, irrevocably…  happy birthday?  no such thing.

happy birthday, jerry. 

Not a quote, but I just watched "The Engagement" last night, and Elaine throwing down Bud heavies cracks my shit up every time. 

 

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Elaine and alcohol is pretty funny.  The Schnapps, taking the vodka when she finds out Vincent is a teenager.

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Elaine and alcohol is pretty funny.  The Schnapps, taking the vodka when she finds out Vincent is a teenager.

Yeah it's funny that basically Elaine and Kramer are the only two who they ever show boozing on the show... and Elaine does the most by far, lol.

40 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Elaine does the most by far, lol.

Well that's just great!

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