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Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house!

That's one of my favorite endings.  Mr. Morgan!  Did you hear that?!?  Mr. Morgan!

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Yeah it's funny that basically Elaine and Kramer are the only two who they ever show boozing on the show... and Elaine does the most by far, lol.

Jerry and Elaine celebrate with Coors yellows when they think George got David and Beth Lukner to split up.

“That ‘there for you’ crap was a stroke of genius!”
39 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:


Jerry and Elaine celebrate with Coors yellows when they think George got David and Beth Lukner to split up.

“That ‘there for you’ crap was a stroke of genius!”

As my grandfather would say, a “Currs” original

for the last several months, the only time i'm able to get drunk at home is when i've finished my 6pack or cheap bottle of wine.. and when the lady gets the jimmy legs and i get up to roam.. there's a bottle of schnapps in the fridge that she's kept for whatever reasons that won't manifest for a long time... then it's my time :D 

17 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

for the last several months, the only time i'm able to get drunk at home is when i've finished my 6pack or cheap bottle of wine.. and when the lady gets the jimmy legs and i get up to roam.. there's a bottle of schnapps in the fridge that she's kept for whatever reasons that won't manifest for a long time... then it's my time :D 

Beware. Jimmy holds grudges.

16 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Beware. Jimmy holds grudges.

I well I think that’s the tops. 


Jerry and Elaine celebrate with Coors yellows when they think George got David and Beth Lukner to split up.

“That ‘there for you’ crap was a stroke of genius!”

Jerry has wine at dinner parties and restaurants pretty regularly too.
15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Let goooo of Jimmy!

I couldn’t count how many times I’ve watched that scene and it still kills me every time. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

three years is a long time to be married. 

That ‘there for you’ crap worked like a charm…

you know, I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic.  I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry. 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

you know, I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic.  I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry. 

When ever I see a Steinbrenner reference, I need to sing...

She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man

On 5/1/2022 at 9:33 AM, Al_4_ISU said:


Jerry has wine at dinner parties and restaurants pretty regularly too.

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you know, I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic.  I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry. 

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!

You ever been to the ballet?

No, but I’ve seen people on tiptoes. 

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Tippy-toe!  Tippy-toe!

16 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

When ever I see a Steinbrenner reference, I need to sing...

She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man

Oh oh!

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!

How could you give $12 million to Hideki I-ra-boo?

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!

That might be my favorite scene in the show. If not, it's definitely in the top 5.

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!"

Would it be possible to get a copy of "La Cocina?"

Fun fact: right after college my girlfriend and I adopted a chihuahua mutt and named him Pepe after the chef in “La Cocina.” We also at some point had a Beta fish named Little Jerry Seinfeld.
10 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah this is smuckers. I borrowed him. we share the same affliction. 

Jerry taking Kramer to the doctor is a brilliant scene. 

Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. And he was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". And he would take like 40 sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". I had to drop the class.

 

 

(I always chuckle and say, "I had to drop the class" when I sip coffee and go "Ahh").

Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. And he was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". And he would take like 40 sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". I had to drop the class.
 
 
(I always chuckle and say, "I had to drop the class" when I sip coffee and go "Ahh").

The fact that one of the names he comes up with is “OJ” to replace his murderer name is just, well, it’s kismet.

He’s good. He worked on this kid from Guatemala with no nose. Turned him into Ricardo Montalban. 

It’s just common courtesy. You come into someone’s house, you wipe your wheels.

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It’s just common courtesy. You come into someone’s house, you wipe your wheels.

Beat part is after she says this she wheels her into the corner. 

what happened to you??

I got in a fist fight with one of the ladies at the pool. 

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