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george, this is herb and dan.  they're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help.  they're very friendly people there.  my brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks.  the man was obsessed with lactating women.  they completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

I'll be inaugrating them this weekend with none other than ethel kennedy, a woman whose triumph in the face of tragedy is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate.
 

 

elaine… I never knew kennedy had such a temper.

watching the bottle deposit. hadn’t seen it in a while. some good stuff there. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

watching the bottle deposit. hadn’t seen it in a while. some good stuff there. 

oh fuck yeah.  GOODBYE NORMAN!

first take, she said it wrong, they kept it.

Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately.  That's too obvious.  And no numbers for you, you're a word man.  Alright, let's go deeper.

Uh, what kind of man are you?  Well you're weak...spineless...

It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

(Different episode I know, but classic Jackie Chiles)

Oh, almost forgot my briefcase.
What do you have in there?
Crackers.

On 5/9/2022 at 2:26 PM, 4th&Five said:

Elaine, have you been urinating a lot again?

Elaine, do you remember your dream about the sexual encounter with a Chinese woman? 

Jerry, we read an article in the Sun Sentinel.  It says standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with Def Jam and all.

3 hours ago, ohchaucer said:


Yeah. And from a top 5 episode.

That's what makes this so difficult

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Steven Snell, I've got a good feeling about you. 

That name was good trivia, I always thought.  

13 hours ago, WBT said:

That's what makes this so difficult

That's how you do it right there, folks. 

What kind of people would take back a marble rye?
Those people, that’s who.

your father is absolutely right. we're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

your father is absolutely right. we're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!

He does not like you. And all indications are he does not like Drake’s Coffee Cake.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

she’s a wonderful girl. very smart… very, uh, crafty. 

"The Gang"!  She likes to call em.

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

One moment. I'm reading the most fascinating article on the most fascinating people of the year.

Aaaaand....done.

On 5/19/2022 at 11:11 PM, NorthLoop said:

Steven Snell, I've got a good feeling about you. 

It helps to know that Murphy Brown had a different assistant in practically every episode. None of them ever worked out and them getting fired was a running gag on the show.

And as far as we know they never accepted Elaine’s script. 

Watching “The Blood” episode from Season 9 where Izzy Mandelbaum is Jerry’s personal trainer.  Turns out Lloyd Bridges died only 5 months after that episode aired.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Watching “The Blood” episode from Season 9 where Izzy Mandelbaum is Jerry’s personal trainer.  Turns out Lloyd Bridges died only 5 months after that episode aired.

How many sessions did my parents pay for?

Not enough to make a man out of you.

 It's a story about love , deception ,greed , lust and.... unbridled enthusiasm .

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